tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83668882024-03-06T16:16:51.331+08:00Critics and StuffCritics and stuff about my recent experience. I do not want you reading this, but too bad, you are already here...so read and criticize with or against me, whichever way is fine. I do not get offended easily, but if you do, I will make sure your sorry ass gets to hell (poor donkey...)Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.comBlogger74125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-55065070160771929032011-07-09T03:37:00.007+08:002011-07-09T05:29:17.262+08:00Knowolf was Tentacle Raped, by Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon (Really long post that is not suitable for minors)I just watched Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon. And you will start asking me, "Is it good? What did you think of it?"<br /><br />I cannot answer that in a short way. Allow me to illustrate the feeling in the following scenario. Imagine you had a girl (girls, imagine it was a guy) of your dreams. You have not seen her for a long time, and then you met her back, and she was jaw dropping gorgeous the first time. PERFECT. The second time you met her, she took off her make up and was not someone you would say... pretty, but you'd still tap that. The third time you met her, she invited you to her house. You know she is not exactly pretty the second time, but this time, you hoped she would have done something to fix herself. And you were kinda looking forward to see if she had heard feedbacks about her looks. You look forward to the sex, but with not much expectation.<br /><br />You went to her house, getting psyched up. She invites you in, makes you comfortable. She wore a really sexy white see through lingerie dress. and you can see her sexy underwear inside; but she kept babbling on about her grandmother and how they fought the war and suffered by eating nothing but bark. It is boring, but you endured it for the anticipated sex.<br /><br />And then she made the first move. At first, it was what you expected. Not so bad, but not great. Halfway through...she undressed, and FUCK, SHE HAD TENTACLES INSTEAD OF HUMAN GENITALS!!! SHE IS A SEX STARVED TRANSEXUAL TENTACLE MONSTER!!! YOU WANTED TO RUN! You dashed for the door, but her tentacles acted like .... just like octopus tentacles. They bound you, reeled you back in, and you were violated with the tentacles in every orifice, even in those you did not know exists, with such violence and brutality that is comparable to an angry baboon raping a chihuahua after being drugged with stimulants and Viagra. You tried to scream and escape, but there was no escaping these strong tentacles. You then, gave up, closed your eyes, and endured the pain in hopes that it will end soon. But it didn't. It lasted for as long as you can remember. And blood was flowing everywhere.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih2KiEBqLivZv03WJdEmWXbmkVrjCq9bupc0Ao6zzMImunqxUc16PjFPd2Er74vsAiHj3BVzTZvFR7HTwhG9LIDrN1VRN-PKrOPZalck8Lr8BHwr1BxqKb5o7ta4hWHvqaIQXkCA/s1600/funny-cartoons-i-have-seen-enough.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 325px; height: 204px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih2KiEBqLivZv03WJdEmWXbmkVrjCq9bupc0Ao6zzMImunqxUc16PjFPd2Er74vsAiHj3BVzTZvFR7HTwhG9LIDrN1VRN-PKrOPZalck8Lr8BHwr1BxqKb5o7ta4hWHvqaIQXkCA/s400/funny-cartoons-i-have-seen-enough.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627093700127644658" border="0" /></a><br />It all ended when the sadistic monster had her fill. You covered youself with whatever that is in reach, in this case, a newspaper sheet, in hopes of protecting any dignity left in you. You cried, there was no pain, torture, and violation in hell as devastating as this. She lighted up a cigratte, inhaled deeply, and blew the smoke to your face. She said, "Haha, you are such a virgin." And then she asked you for all your money for the services you received. You were traumatised. You... has just gone through a fate worse than hell, and has to live with such a suffering forever.<br /><br />That is exactly how I felt after wathing the movie. Violent tentacle -raping of my childhood and endless suffering and a permanent scar...that throbs in pain. Seriously WTF man. WTF was Michael Bay and the script writers thinking of?<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Transformers: My Childhood Dream</span><br /><br />The Transformers franchise is like a dream I had never able to realize. Unlike you lucky bastards who had people buy you Transformers toys when you were young, I never had too much of such priviledge after the age of 7. Before that age, I watched the movies and thee cartoons, and I got some toys when I asked for them for my birthday or some celebration. When 7 hit, my main toy sponsor was gone, and I was left with no one to continue supplying me Transformer figures. I wanted them bad, but there was no way to get it. People started buying nonsense for my birthday instead of cool toys, shits like shirts, pens, books, beatings, etc etc. So Transformers was like the girl I had a really DEEP feelings for, but was never able to talk to her because she is a Billion Dollar Bikini Supermodel Astrophysicist, while I was Tobias Funke. THAT was what Transformers meant to me. I would go to toy stores and look at all the figures, but always never able to buy them.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguFQPhqg6Yw2wcybfqsG6Ep6KzuDB5fYkvCGaaMUpEs2j1IFtDboxY4zC1BAvAwEVzffObG6SJFupz6bJk1tMihief8R7uJ6-pgLwD027_UI-XtgxX_VEUAfyqhzaU3-4etwP_dA/s1600/tobias.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 338px; height: 264px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguFQPhqg6Yw2wcybfqsG6Ep6KzuDB5fYkvCGaaMUpEs2j1IFtDboxY4zC1BAvAwEVzffObG6SJFupz6bJk1tMihief8R7uJ6-pgLwD027_UI-XtgxX_VEUAfyqhzaU3-4etwP_dA/s400/tobias.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627094459664660754" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">A Typical Analrapist-Tobias Funke</span><br /><br /></div>Then the movies came. I was like, meh, usually it can't be that good. Adaptations are never good. But Transformers 1 was awesome. It was so cool. It was God sent. It was as if God forgave all human's sin and rebirthed all of us into perfect beings. And then Revenge of the Fallen came. At that time, God decided to be Loki. He fucked up the movie, making it illogical and full of shit and pointless cleavage and robot balls. But at least there was a cool Optimus transformation and fight in the end. I thought it was really bad, but meh, still acceptable.<br /><br /> And then Dark of the Moon came. I thought it would be better. People who watched it said it was good. Even my girlfriend said it was great (I will keep this grudge forever). And so with no expectation, I went in the cinema. And I came out a broken, angry, scarred, tentacle-raped man. This movie raped my childhood so bad, now I am developing a new personality to deal with this scar.<br /><br />But you guys would say "Aw, come on, it's not that bad. Look at the animation and that hot chick!" Oh yeah? You think? There was this girl who came out of the cinema and loudly proclaimed to her friend that "THIS WAS GOOD!" and gave it two thumbs up. I nearly threw her down from the top floor of Tropicana City Mall. IT WAS MASS TENTACLE RAPING I TELL YOU! RAPE! and some people do enjoy it!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Shitass Boring Grandmother Backstory<br /><br /></span> The movie started with some story about Apollo 11 moon mission and some top secret conspiracy. I was impressed by that, as they took real JFK and Reagan (awesome president) footage to put in the video. And then it started to suck. HELLO, we would like to see some action with Giant Kickass Robots Transforming and kicking the shit out of each others in a cool way, prefeably John Woo pigeons-flying-in-the-background style. BUT we get some story about insecurity and immature mid life crisis. We would like to see more story, like the evil plot or the sinister conspiracy, but fuck the audience, let's give them some paper thin script with boring love story pointless characters (Sam's parents especially). And oh, we need some eye candy because all Transformer fans are virgin guys and fap to this movie, so let's start it with a girl showing off her ass. Great. The first 75 minutes is story about mid life crisis and only 5% action.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Tentacle and the Raping</span><br /><br />Throughout the movie, it will be evident that the new script writers (the originals left) were watching a lot of tentacle rape hentai while writing the script. The hentai tentacle metaphors are obvious. First Decepticon the protagonists see? A fucking giant tentacle with mini tentacles sticking out driven by Soundwave (doesn't even look like him). Girl in the car being held hostage? Threathen her with lots and lots of tentacles. Sam Whitwicky's evil manipulating chain? A watch with a tentacle that penetrates your skin to attach to you central nervous system, sending a numbing/painful SENSATION (I can't tell which, Shia's acting was...shit). Giant empty building hiding enemies (Freud would say that this is a sign of a woman's womb and eggs)? No problem, send the giant tentacle monster in to PENETRATE it at all levels and bring it down. Oh and also have a stereotypical Guy-Who-Has-Huge-Penis (aka an African) exclaim how damn cool the tentacle is. And as in every hentai with tentacle rape, a hero will come and save the day by cutting it up with a blade and serve it like octopus sashimi, just like how Optimus did in the show.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWN0MeQDhO7DSeu-lkEJC23LmGWqxWYwf-ex-6lkIYEjUJOBPcHUGrUd_ftioUK5zu4xTA62URhGC1ki3GKNCZtALNAq53-Y56wcGkBSJt6yTgya9BuhUYFg1BqBf5bYCZr-WJKA/s1600/building+raping.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWN0MeQDhO7DSeu-lkEJC23LmGWqxWYwf-ex-6lkIYEjUJOBPcHUGrUd_ftioUK5zu4xTA62URhGC1ki3GKNCZtALNAq53-Y56wcGkBSJt6yTgya9BuhUYFg1BqBf5bYCZr-WJKA/s400/building+raping.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627095031687154210" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Building:<span id="result_box" class="short_text" lang="ja"><span class="" title="Click for alternate translations">痛み</span></span><span id="result_box" class="short_text" lang="ja"><span class="" title="Click for alternate translations">! 痛み!</span></span> あ!!!!</span></div><br />AND THEY EVEN HAD TO FUCKING TENTACLE RAPE OPTIMUS PRIME. Don't believe me? What happened after Optimus cut the tentacle thing? He got trapped in lots and lots of tentacles and couldn't escape until the wreckers came and cut him free. And these are tiny wires...trapping the great Optimus, while all he can do is struggle and moan. FUCK YOU SCRIPT WRITERS!<br /><br />And the childhood raping.It started of with unwelcomed teasing, like a cat playing with his food. I have accepted the fact that the movie will never be accurate to the original canon of Transformers. But this is fucking nonsense. Cybertron is a bloody living planet, transforming into the robot Primus, aka the Lord of Light, aka Jesus of Robots. In the movie? A bloody rusty box. And I don't think Transformers drive. What is this? Terminator 4 remake? And Megatron is now Ezio from Assasin's Creed 2, hiding under a cape and assasinating Sentinel Prime from behind (see? another rape metaphor).<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKByf_9zVTxLgqzwV-TFRAlitxpdkIOesDhgBLSUq_J4d-S3NQbzDuQQLfLf0jiZj6f0Zt3rCswatDJwX-ZF7jb0F69PnD0huhvVy5Z_3a2I2Lqec6QcZdimHeRAfp49eiA9D9Nw/s1600/Ezio.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKByf_9zVTxLgqzwV-TFRAlitxpdkIOesDhgBLSUq_J4d-S3NQbzDuQQLfLf0jiZj6f0Zt3rCswatDJwX-ZF7jb0F69PnD0huhvVy5Z_3a2I2Lqec6QcZdimHeRAfp49eiA9D9Nw/s400/Ezio.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5627096109503704802" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">Guess Leonardo Da Vinci overdid the modifications</span><br /></div><br />And then the true Raping began. Horrible storyline. The phrase "Autobots, transform and roll out!" did not appear in the entire film, while a really loud "Autobots, RETREAT" was loudly commanded. Transformers that I know of kills each other honourably in combat and never makes it personal or sadistic. But in the movie, FUCK HONOUR! THAT IS FOR THE JAPANESE! The hostage scene shows Que, brutally murdered after much pleaing and surrendering. The whole scene was shown explicitly, with his head rolling on the round and acting real human. THAT WAS THE MOST FUCKING DISTRUBING PART. Que was just the inventor, never showing any real threat to the Decepticons, and he was a nice old man. YOU HAD THE ANIMATORS MAKE HIM LOOK AND FEEL HUMAN! And then you murdered him in cold blood explicitly. Tell me, how would a child feel if he watched that? FUCK YOU SCRIPT WRITER.<br /><br />Talking about blood, why the fuck does the Transformers bleed? Every Transformer cut seems to be spewing blood all over the place. "Oh, that's the motor oil and lubricant colour". Oh? but they didn't have it in 1 and 2. SO fuck you. You just needed to have it for the 3d effect didn't you? Thank you making it so fucking gory and fucked up.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Action</span><br /><br />"BUT the action in the movie was great!!!" defended the people who liked it. I came to watch robots transforming and fighting coolly. Here we have a few SHORT cool scenes, like Ironhide against the Decepticon...uh....lackeys, and Bumblebee destroying Soundwave. The others? 15% Autobots speeding around in overweaponized car form, 15% Decepticons shooting people or destroying people or Laserbeak raping people with his tentacle tail, and last 70% Sam Whitwicky and his friends dancing around the fucking collapsing building. And even in that scene, it's more like Terminator than Transformers.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">And So...</span><br /><br />...I was raped. Horribly raped. Childhood raped to the point of destruction. FUCK YOU Michael Bay and Spielberg. Seriously fuck you.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BUT</span><br />At least they showed us how cool African Americans are. Epps volunteered to bring in his kickass team to kick some ass, focusing on the stereotypical black man, with a white member falling to his death. The first volunteer when Lennox asked for their sacrifice? A black man. So brothas are cool.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">But Still...<br /><br /></span>Scared. For life. Fuck you Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon.<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /><br /><br /><br />Disclaimer: </span>Some of you who liked it and said it was good, it was because you never had a Transformers childhood. You only know the movie. And also, you like being raped by tentacles.<br /><br />(The last part does not apply to people the writer knows)Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com49tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-57948105194124046022009-08-02T01:05:00.003+08:002009-08-02T02:23:58.898+08:00Mogok Bin Protes: How a Trick Never Works Thrice<span style="font-weight: bold;">Back in 1997 in the land of 1Negara.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Axpeeam: Argh shit. Stupid Jorge Solos brought down 1Negara's economy. Now the people are panicking. </span><br /><br />Aunhua :That will seriously hamper our progress towards Perfect Vision. We need to calm the people, or at least divert their attention elsewhere. Now that the Important Multinational Funder is knocking at our doors, our books will be exposed if we don't divert the attention of the public!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Axpeeam: But how? This recession is so huge that most Tiger Nations are hurt. There can be no bigger news than the daily random sackings and unpredicted bankruptcies!</span><br /><br />Aunhua :Well, a sex scandal would do the trick.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Axpeeam: Urgh, that is a bad idea. Sex scandals happen all the time. Just a few weeks also our friend in the White Crib was just caught with his pants down with his secretary. Nothing much also.</span><br /><br />Aunhua : Well, we are more conservative. Let's get a powerful person to do it.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Axpeeam: Ok, go on...</span><br /><br />Aunhua : And we make it a "konspirasi" thingy.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Axpeeam: Interesting...</span><br /><br />Aunhua : Then we get his wife and supporters to start a riot and ask for change and reforms. Then get them to protest in a huge scale in Kaeyael. Ooo, that will help us use up our expired tear gas and weapons from the Riot-Which-Will-Be-Remembered-As-A-Date, allowing us to buy better weapons to scare our tiny neighbours to the South. See, we get to kill 3 birds with 1 stone.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Axpeeam: I like the sound of it, but it lacks...you know, a kick. A bang. A BOOM. AN ATTENTION GRABBER.</span><br /><br />Aunhua: OH!! WE MAKE HIM GAY! WAHHAHA. WE can laugh all about it also. A POWERFUL fag being sent to prison. That should get the whole world looking.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Axpeeam: FANTASTIC! Now I can have more time to try saving the economy and keeping out the Important Multinational Funder. Good job. But, who are we going to frame?</span><br /><br />Aunhua: Someone, Importand, Poweful, Charismatic. Someone, who is in line for big things in life, such as being the premier, yet ironically will lose everything. Someone, no one will believe is gay.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Axpeeam: *looks at Aunhua and smiles*</span><br /><br />Aunhua : Mapet.....<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">The rest was history.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast forward to 2007-2008.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Buddawee: Yo sup!</span><br /><br />Aunhua : You tell me. I was in there stuck being mistaken for a fag. You should see how many inmates were hitting on me. And not to mention the police HITTING me. Damn shit.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Buddawee: Ou...*stares at the floor looking dejected*</span><br /><br />Aunhua : What is troubling you bro?<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Buddawee: Well, a bubble just popped, and you should know how that will affect us.</span><br /><br />Aunhua : Yeah. Damn, and they are our biggest customers. I bet a lot of our people will lose their jobs. Sad case huh. Such is Capitalism.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Buddawee : And yeah, I also have not been living up to Axpeeam's reputation as a leader. Sigh.</span><br /><br />Aunhua : Yeah. Not many people can top that guy.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Buddawee : Well, I need something from you bro.</span><br /><br />Aunhua : Yeah, what is i......Oh shit, not that again.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Buddawee : I am sorry, but then we seriously need this.</span><br /><br />Aunhua : We just had a big Clean protest that day!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Buddawee : Well, that was a bad thing for me. It kind of hurt my reputation you know. Dude, I seriously need this. Please "backdoor" someone, please. I seriously need a news to divert this. I don't want to go down as the least contributing premier ever....</span><br /><br />Aunhua : But this wont work again. The context is different.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Buddawee: We won't know if we don't try! Come on.</span><br /><br />Aunhua : I JUST BLOODY GOT OUT!!!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">Buddawee: Pretty please? *Pikachu eyes*</span><br /><br />Aunhua : No, please. Mahai don't la. WTF. Woi. Deng. Jangan la. O FUCKING KAY LA. I just got this new assistant. But I tell you it won't work. If it doesn't I m gonna clear my name.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Buddawee : God willing it will! *Gleams*</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">God did not will it. It did not bring forth a major riot like the last time. God didn't find it funny this time. The Almighty did something to the elections. Buddawee was soon replaced.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2009</span><br /><br />Aunhua : Yo Nut! Good job on the last AUM NO elections!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Nut Jeep: Haha, what job? It is expected la.</span><br /><br />Aunhua : But still, you had a tough competition.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Nut Jeep: You did well too yo. I nearly loss my premiership to you! Kena PWN!</span><br /><br />Aunhua : Aiya GG d la. My Ninth Month thing did not work out. Damn.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Nut Jeep: Cheer up dude. Always a next time. But I am on a roll man. I am carrying out reforms like nobody's business! Dam cool eh. Look at my approval rating!</span><br /><br />Aunhua : Keep it up bro.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Nut Jeep: Dude, interested in another little project?</span><br /><br />Aunhua : As long as it doesn't involve another backside, I am fine. Even my wife is beginning to believe the news. Damn.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Nut Jeep: Uh, I am thinking more like a little, you know, the peaceful Clean rally. We did not clean up all tear gas as before. Need to do some housekeeping.</span><br /><br />Aunhua : THANK GOD. Alright I am in. Well, lets go with your most controversial law, the Involuntary Sudden Apphrension.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Nut Jeep: Uh, you think that will work? After all, it is quite boring since the last Third-Major- Race-Rally's arrest.</span><br /><br />Aunhua : Ah nevermind la. Just wanted a kenduri ma. I will get the Religious party to lead it la.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Nut Jeep: </span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">How is the Involuntary Sudden Apphrension related to religion anyway?</span><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">The Fire-at-the-Moon party how?</span><br /><br />Aunhua : Uh, they are kinda having an on off thing now. Cincai la deng.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Nut Jeep: I will get some opposition to your troops just in case la.</span><br /><br />Aunhua : It will be a blast!!! Bet it will be fun, with water and smoke! Like a Pussycat Doll Concert.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Turns out, it was more of a Kenny G concert. The participants from Nut Jeep's side went to the PC Fair. The other side was feeling drowsy from lunch and went home after 1 hour and thirty minutes.</span><br /><br />Wonder what is next.<br /><br />Disclaimer: The author is a retard. He doesn't know what he is writing. This article has no reference to anything that happened in the real world, just things that happened in this retard's head. None of this is true and it is not a reference to any country in the world. Cerita ini rekaan semata-mata. Kalau ada sebarang persamaan dengan yang nyata, ini cumalah suatu kebetulan. This article may not even be true or exist. THIS ARTICLE DOES NOT EXIST!Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-11751654967493099822009-06-19T03:28:00.003+08:002009-06-19T03:30:44.778+08:00Hannah Montana is Bad News for Your Daughters<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaKreetizl2BeiLHZ-HZsm046zdl0E1-GIWMvXUS3AYxO7WKbC4ffseYaDfZKCVXCbVJfc6UTPXVLAXGGcsZjAzCHI_em8a5lmwaamfW30Hu_6j1aP_jFlxk9U0Ic_JDTMLjOZkQ/s1600-h/cocktana.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 388px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaKreetizl2BeiLHZ-HZsm046zdl0E1-GIWMvXUS3AYxO7WKbC4ffseYaDfZKCVXCbVJfc6UTPXVLAXGGcsZjAzCHI_em8a5lmwaamfW30Hu_6j1aP_jFlxk9U0Ic_JDTMLjOZkQ/s400/cocktana.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348751949391385554" border="0" /></a>Enough said<br /><br />PS: Picture is shamelessly stolen from <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_16797_15-more-images-you-wont-believe-arent-photoshopped.html">here</a> like a good Malaysian.Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-29497409067017568182009-06-13T04:11:00.001+08:002009-06-13T04:11:57.096+08:00My 四奶奶 StoryBased on the TVB drama series "Rosy Business"<br /><br />Chin Po Kei (aka Chin Lai Lai/Sei Lai Lai) was left with the burden of protecting the people of No Fail ( 無Fail) from famine and starvation when her husband passed away from sudden coronary heart disease that has no cure at that time. He left her his business, Hing Fung Assignments, a 100 year old business that deals with assignments. Her job was not easy, being the youngest wife and ahead of her time, she was faced with opposition from people with evil intentions.<br /><br />First, is the eldest wife, Choo Fung Yi (aka Choo Lai Lai/ Tai Lai Lai) who is always looking to protect his, I mean, her own interest in the organization. She sees Sei Lai Lai as an opposition and a threat to her power in the family. She wants to keep the status quo, and views Sei Lai Lai's radical changes as a threat to that. She is a smart person, never taking the first step otherwise forced to, and is able to make use of people aroud her. However, she wanted to make sure that Hing Fung Assignments prosper, as it affects her too.<br /><br />Second, the eldest son and supposedly heir to the family, Cheung Pit Jet, was brought up since young as a spoilt child. He is used to having power in Hing Fung Assignment, and treats the workers as inferior beings. Lacking in business skills, he always seem to be able to get Hing Fung Assignment into trouble. Also impulsive, rash, and easily angered, he acts without thinking, sometimes landing himself in huge trouble, only to be saved by his mother or Sei Lai Lai (who promised her husband to take care of him). Also a womanizer, he is seen to visit the local brothel in broad daylight and slept with his uncle's mistress, causing Sei Lai Lai to draw huge sums of money from Hing Fung Assignments to help him.<br /><br />On the contrary, Chin Lai Lai are also aided by a lot of capable people, who defend, support, and help her put her plans into actions in her crusade to protect Hing Fung Assignments and No Fail.<br /><br />Chai Sim, a refugee from a village devastated by a flood, met Chin Lai Lai by accident during a siege of refugees who was suffering from low marks, I mean, "starvation" on the products of Hing Fung Assignments. She, I mean, He later worked in Hing Fung Assignments as a coolie without pay. Using his wits, loyalty, and guts, he quickly rose from the lowly rank of coolie to Sei Lai Lai's right hand man. His dream was to be able to send 1 car 1 car thesis (一車一車 thesis) back to his thesis supervisor, Ooops, caregiver, Luk Po, who is suffering from famine. Luk Po was his anchor in life, encouraging him to go on no matter how hard life is. He have a very close relationship with Sei Lai Lai, defending her and endangering himself for Sei Lai Lai anytime, which makes people think that they are having an affair, which is illogical, as he had Graduation (a fatal infectious disease that all of No Fail citizens will get, unless they fail), making it impossible for Sei Lai Lai and Chai Sim to be intimate. To him, everyone in Hing Fung Assignments are idiots, except for Sei Lai Lai. He has a bloody feud with Cheung Pit Jet, Pit Jet sent assasins to kill him, but failed because of Chai Sim's deformity. Chai Sim once had the chance of killing Cheung Pit Jet, but Sei Lai Lai managed to persuade him not to. Chai Sim later died of the deadly disease of Graduation, however, his work is not forgotten to Sei Lai Lai and was forever enshrined in every hardcopy of Hing Fung Assignments's assignments that they did together.<br /><br />Sei Lai Lai saw potential in Cheung Pit Mir Faris, the second son of the family, to lead Hing Fung Assignments because he is very close to the workers, respectful, and enjoys working and talking with the workers. However, Pit Mir Faris is very very very lazy, does not want to take responsibility of important duties, and rather enjoy himself with the workers of Hing Fung Assignments. He was gullible and easily cheated by people, and fears taking charge of things. He was later trained by Sei Lai Lai to take over, and he was able to change himself (in the series, not yet in real life) to become a successful leader of Hing Fung Assignments.<br /><br />The local governor, Governor Mor (Mor 大人 ) is a greedy and selfish official in the city of No Fail. He would give good benefits to and bend the law for Tai Lai Lai because he gives him quality assignments, sorry, as long as SHE gives him heavy bribes. Governor Mor also seems to hate Sei Lai Lai because she is cutting back on Governor Mor's share.<br /><br />However, the law is not always against Sei Lai Lai. Prince Liau (Liau 王) would help Sei Lai Lai anytime because he knows that Sei Lai Lai is helping the people, and because of this, Governor Mor would have to give face to Sei Lai Lai.<br /><br />Pang Ling (not the Cantopop singer from Hong Kong, but that funnily evil character from Rosy Business) was the brother of the second wife of the husband of Sei Lai Lai, a logistic tycoon in No Fail, and an notorious underground mobster. He was in cahoots with Tai Lai Lai and Cheung Pit Jet, as the relationship benefited each other. He absolutely despises Chai Sim, and sees him as a worthless dog, nevertheless a formidable opponent. Tai Lai Lai and Cheung Pit Jet always look for Pang Ling to help them do their shady deals, as their status would not allow them to do such dirty work.<br /><br />In the end, after Chai Sim's death from Graduation, Sei Lai Lai and Cheung Pit Mir Faris helped Chai Sim fulfill his lifelong wish, where every year, they would send back 一車一車 thesis for Luk Po, to which she is still marking today.<br /><br />Disclaimer: This story is made up with half fact and whole lies. Some characters are put there because they are important characters of "Rosy Businesss". However, this does not means that the characteristics of the people that you think are linked to the characters in this story are not as described, but it also does not mean they are true. This is just for fun. So, like that la. To watch this story, please tune in to Astro On Demand channel 921-928 in year 3009 from 36 o clock to 48 o clock. Thank you.Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-23829105685169305492009-05-26T10:45:00.004+08:002009-05-26T10:51:13.768+08:00Catholic Church Statistics by Dan BraunThe Hidden Catholic Church is <span style="font-weight: bold;">mean</span>,<br />Everyone who does not agree with them are <span style="font-weight: bold;">errors</span>,<br />When you add up the dissent it is known as <span style="font-weight: bold;">sum of errors</span>,<br />The average amount of error among all the people who does not agree with Catholic Church are the <span style="font-weight: bold;">STANDARD DEVIATION</span>,<br />People who are 3 standard deviations away are <span style="font-weight: bold;">outlier</span>s that does not matter because they are Muslims.<br /><br />And<br /><br />The <span style="font-weight: bold;">t-test</span> is to prove ur faith as a person who is going to hell or heaven.Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-34926653417449557222009-05-07T18:00:00.005+08:002009-05-07T18:55:26.213+08:00A Critical Review of: KintaAfter procrastinating for so long, finally Knowolf decided to buy the local "action" flick Kinta (Original, mind you) to help kill time during the holidays. He was quite excited to watch it, seeing how Malaysia's northen neighbour has made great action movies (most probably attributable to the training the Red and Yellow shirts get from protesting). AN so with RM 15 gone in trade for this DVD, he happily ripped open the plastic, placed it in the DVD player of his Asus, and then spent 1 and a half hour watching the movie.<br /><br />And the judgment?<br /><br />WTF WERE THE SCRIPWRITERS BLOODY THINKING?<br /><br />The movie had a few great fight scenes, especially the one with Mark Cheng (aka very well known Hong Kong 3rd Grade movie actor). The actors did quite well during the fight scenes, making it look really like a street fight with kung fu elements and every hit did seem very real. The bad guy did look really like a thug (with an ugly face like that, who wouldn't?)<br /><br />HOWEVER...that is the only thing Knowolf enjoyed in the movie. Yes, although the core of every martial arts movie is the fights, this movie is plagued by what Knowolf calls the "Malaysian Chinese Movie Syndrome"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Symptoms of MCMS</span><br />1. All over the place script<br />2. Movie did not fall properly into its category<br />3. Using a lot of artsy fartsy movie making skills.<br />4. Certain funny things that you do not know whether it is good or bad in the movie.<br /><br />The script was all over the place without focus. Knowolf didn't know that he was watching a flashback when it happened. Knowolf did not know who was the real bad guy.<br /><br />Here is WHY<br /><br />Half the movie is a flashback of what each character went through in the movie. 4 bloody charactes. Each with their own story and agendas. How the hell you would want to fit all of them into movie? It is only 1 and a half hours! The movie did not elaborate each character properly, neither did it give each of them a proper ending (Robin Ho died, so that doesn't count). BUT EVEN ROBIN HO WASN'T KILLED properly!!<br /><br />Every Kung Fu movie follows roughly the sequence here:<br /><br />Hero introduced.<br />Bad guys showed.<br />Hero meets trouble.<br />Hero trains.<br />Conflict resolved.<br /><br />Each character was introduced properly with their characteristics and all, and also with their style of fighting. HOWEVER, their style of fighting did not show that prominently in the action scenes.<br /><br />And then the baddies were shown. There were two guys, and Knowolf didn't know who is the baddest of em'all. One guy hated the other guys guts, and the main fighting lackey is in love with the princess of the movie. THAT IS ALL IS TOLD. NO RESOLUTION to whether the bad guys died or even LOST in that movie. NOTHING is said about the lackey's love for the princess or did he rape the princess's best friend while being drunk. NO RESOLUTION OR CLOSURE AT ALL.<br /><br />Then the training part comes. In all martial art flicks, the main character would train and his improvement will be shown in terms of higher agility, better skills, etc. In Kinta, they were shown training, BUT it seems that there is no bloody improvement. The Malays in the movie were skilled pendekars, yet the Heroes only learnt how to use the blowpipe and only used it once. NO FLASHBACK of how their training helped....and in the end, as said before, the movie didn't end with any one dead or whether the baddies lost.<br /><br />There should be a lot of fight scenes in a martial art film right? Knowolf was impressed with the first two fight scenes (especially when ninjas with parangs appeared, where Knowolf was reminded about how Malaysians kill each other) . HOWEVER, to save cost, these scenes were repeated as a flashback. WTF. Knowolf do not need to see the fight scenes again, he can rewind it anytime. SHOW SOMETHING NEW!!!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Movie Not Falling Into Its Category and Being Artsy Fartsy</span><br />Knowolf thinks that this is more like a artsy movie like Lust,Caution or directed by some guy who wants to be Ang Lee. There were the infamous "behind an object shot" and "black and white shot".<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUQ2IefKjmT-Q3RdhfgaiQcDQAQLneZyytMFzS1sWyxIrT2zIWihZr3ngruRG0Ka4ZUVoMUOLKpsh9vI5FxVDxjWl5H-FaRA1PKL9dPllUXcS07PFKb5JzMWq9ZOTBgffT4vY5Ww/s1600-h/action.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 203px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUQ2IefKjmT-Q3RdhfgaiQcDQAQLneZyytMFzS1sWyxIrT2zIWihZr3ngruRG0Ka4ZUVoMUOLKpsh9vI5FxVDxjWl5H-FaRA1PKL9dPllUXcS07PFKb5JzMWq9ZOTBgffT4vY5Ww/s400/action.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333032545932010002" border="0" /></a><br />WTF is happening?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeU8acB9FNIPLab21A3mp0oKSHD7uGAISIOJDn-vteEZ6otglwt4SOvQqHn9ZrJRJf4BIeKvMo5CigCEOUEsAsCTk6mCsG1HjEYMEbvPfyOb9HROPifTuEte576pJxlhPt1kwpTA/s1600-h/table+3.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeU8acB9FNIPLab21A3mp0oKSHD7uGAISIOJDn-vteEZ6otglwt4SOvQqHn9ZrJRJf4BIeKvMo5CigCEOUEsAsCTk6mCsG1HjEYMEbvPfyOb9HROPifTuEte576pJxlhPt1kwpTA/s400/table+3.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333030811935548530" border="0" /></a><br />Why is there a table blocking the shot? All these artsy skills was used, and yet Knowolf did not know what the skills used are saying. Is this really a literal scene of "undertable dealings?" And now Knowolf thinks that this is not a martial arts film, it is more of an artistic movie with martial arts in it.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Funny Elements</span><br />The intro scene had great CG animation. It fitted the movie perfectly. HOWEVER, the "motivation music" (like Rocky's Eye of the Tiger, or the infamous Wong Fei Hung theme) is a hip hop item. WTF, they had hip hop back in 1881? This made the movie feel like the video game Def Jam Vendetta, where American Blacks fought each other with loud hip hop at the back. Didn't know if this was good or not...<br /><br />Secondly, the blood. Look<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWK_PZXBdY3sB2i113dG4SrY8h2ttPAsYGvNMdzgcRzOTXe1teJ6OrtY-Ulj7rFhz43V6VrR_AKKl4rA227zLyEABWGWGiFNM2Pc_XObOoIF5b5YO5LiWdL9Rj_grqi50zCMwq2Q/s1600-h/blood+2.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWK_PZXBdY3sB2i113dG4SrY8h2ttPAsYGvNMdzgcRzOTXe1teJ6OrtY-Ulj7rFhz43V6VrR_AKKl4rA227zLyEABWGWGiFNM2Pc_XObOoIF5b5YO5LiWdL9Rj_grqi50zCMwq2Q/s400/blood+2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333032542608328274" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNB7xfMfxfdXeicrLo0oqzYeUEQ3qioNJ5xUq-BGtXu-xAJxqWrr0zO14iLcFxzLmDIuWJjLQe4hmlMeYgB3mrbtTPlEPKohFuRDUl6dhDvynr412mQyXyMIiU6SIctXjTA7BSQw/s1600-h/blood.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 301px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNB7xfMfxfdXeicrLo0oqzYeUEQ3qioNJ5xUq-BGtXu-xAJxqWrr0zO14iLcFxzLmDIuWJjLQe4hmlMeYgB3mrbtTPlEPKohFuRDUl6dhDvynr412mQyXyMIiU6SIctXjTA7BSQw/s400/blood.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5333032797769560066" border="0" /></a><br />Damn fake, but then it served its purpose in showing violence, and yet it is friendly with the kids...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Conclusion</span><br />It was an overall average movie with great fight scenes. However, the makers need to focus their plot more. DO RESEARCH ON HOW PAST MARTIAL ARTS FLICKS ARE DONE!!! Refer to Ong Bak 2!!! With the type of ending that would sending to counseling for unfinished business and lack of closure, make Kinta 2 please. We would really want to know if Patrick Teoh is gonna die...<br /><br />PS: Knowolf think this post is too long.<br />PSS: Knowolf can critique this movie because he is a connoisseur of martial arts flick<br />PSSS: Knowolf would like to play a part in Kinta 2.Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-72763738132631458052009-04-30T14:38:00.003+08:002009-04-30T14:50:14.612+08:00DO NOT READ IF YOU CANNOT TAKE A RACIST JOKEToday, Knowolf was driving out for a RM10 mixed ECONOMY rice in Taman Muda when he heard someone's name on the radio. So this certain someone is exceptionally famous in the Malaysian Tax Accounting/Auditing World, and as we know, the only people who can reach that type of status in Malaysia is a Chinese because:<br /><br />1. The Chinese are money minded.<br /><br />2. They are also the best in anything business related.<br /><br />(Please consider the fact that the Chinese are the first in snapping up all the ASM units compared to the Malays who were to lazy and Indians who are to drunk*)<br /><br />Now this once upon a time Knowolf had to survey lecturers for his thesis project, and this certain celebrity not only refused (Knowolf totally respected that), he slammed the door in Knowolf's face without saying anything. This person has written famous and well cited tax related accounting books, highly intellectual, and has great command of English, yet has the courtesy and politeness of a angry in heat alpha baboon whose partner was having an affair with the weak juvenile baboon from another pack.<br /><br />Now contrast this person with this other person. During the same project, Knowolf went to IIUM (if you really want to know where, google it) and went to the Department of Arabic Studies. There was this Malay lecturer who was an expert in Arabic language, and yet had poor command of English. Although Knowolf said it is okay if he rejected to participate (total respect for consent), this lecturer insisted that he helped out even though he explicitly said that his English is poor. He tried his very best to answer, and did not hesistate to ask questions. He even offered Knowolf a candy after the survey. Halfway through, a Middle Eastern lecturer walked in to borrow a "kamus" (Malay and Arabic for dictionary, the only word Knowolf could understand) and spoke in Arab so well that Knowolf thought he had a lot of phlegm in his throat. <br /><br />Contrasting this two person, both lecturers and professors locally, any wonder how Knowolf is a racist? You see, come on!!!<br /><br />The Chinese guy fits perfectly into the Lansi, Kiasu, Money-minded Chinese stereotype. <br /><br />The Malay guy with the ramah-mesra and the sweet-tooth.<br /><br />HOW CAN KNOWOLF NOT BE RACIST!!! 1MALAYSIA, Beribu Warna!!!!<br /><br />Disclaimer: The author realizes that there is use of racist stereotype in this post to invoke humour and thought, but not to disrupt racial harmony. The examples in this entry is a personal experience, and has not taken into account the mental and physical state of the person involved during the experience. The author hopes that everyone can laugh about it and not end up sharing a cell with Teresa Kok under Race Relations Act, only to be released at the next Prime Minister's installment. <br /><br />*= only for comedic effect, not a true reflection of the people who are labled such races. These characteristics are synthesized from mamak jokes.Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-73897226274058066652009-04-29T18:30:00.002+08:002009-04-29T18:57:27.895+08:00Things Knowolf Know After Playing Pet's SocietyAlthough not convinced Pet's Society is the right term to use for the program (the pets are incapable of forming a society, they are just avatars), Knowolf is in fact hooked on it because he has a weakness for leveling and grinding. However, through the game, he has learnt how to be a good butler, asshole of a friend, cute prostitute, diva of a bimbo, and big spender because he has learnt that:<br /><br />1. Visiting your friends gets you money (much like borrowing relatives). Kissing them is the fastest way of making extra money...<br /><br />2. Gay Pride is a-ok!!!<br /><br />3. Your pets get an orgasm when u rub, brush, or clean them.<br /><br />4. Every pet is a professional athlete.<br /><br />5. Like Merryl Lynch and Lehmann Brothers, the bank encourages you to get more money from them and spend it all.<br /><br />6. Unlike Merryl Lynch and Lehmann Brothers, the bank make money from that.<br /><br />7. Throwing tantrums get your the food you want.<br /><br />8. Some owners are serious crazy and love their pets.<br /><br />9. Fighting is cute, funny, gives you money, and should be encouraged.<br /><br />BEST OF ALL<br /><br />10. Skin colour does not matter, whether you are yellow, black, white, brown, blue, magenta, turqoise.....Muhibbah beb.<br /><br />So, thank you pets society for adding knowledge to Knowolf's library...Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-58714967931049906592009-04-29T14:39:00.003+08:002009-04-29T15:20:23.192+08:00Colourwolf is Changing to KnowolfYes, the title says it all. The title Colourwolf from today on will be replaced by Knowolf due to:<br /><br />1. The increasing number of people who is using Colourwolf/Colorwolf as their internet nicknames. (try googling or searching for that name in that popular social networking website, you will realize it does not refer to the person writing this entry.<br /><br />2. To reflect on the fact that the person writing this entry has more KNOWledge than the other <span style="font-weight:bold;">色</span>狼 out there.<br /><br />As you may have already know, the name Colourwolf was a literal translation of <span style="font-weight:bold;">色狼</span>given to Clownlegend to <span style="font-weight:bold;">honour</span> his personality. But it seems to be losing its own uniqueness slowly since 2002 when the name was first given, and it seems to be time for the title <span style="font-weight:bold;">色狼</span> to regain its former lusture.<br /><br />Instead of changing the spelling or adding hearts or anything lala on that name, Clownlegend decided to play with the pronunciation this time. 色 (colour) sounds like 识 (know). The reason this word is chosen is because it shows that Clownlegend knows more than the other people who declare that they are 色狼s out there (excuse the inflation of ego, but considering Clownlegend's achievements and the typical guys who sit in CCs randomly adding people on their MSN through Friendster, Clownlegend reserves the right to do so ). And 狼 will not be changed since that is bloody normal anyway. So there you go, a new name to refer to Clownlegend by...<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">识狼 <span style="font-style:italic;"></span></span>=Knowolf (the w is taken out for it is redundant in the pronunciation,and because it is too long to type)<br /><br />By the way, yes, Knowolf did see people in the cc going through people's obsolete social networking website and adding people to their online messenger just because their pics look good on that obsolete social networking website. Then they tried to chat up the girl, by acting busy with "work" and official business, potraying a rich and busy status. Knowolf though "wow, he must be a busy manager or something" too. Turns out he might just be selling DVDs in SS2 on monday.Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-76704086012655712302009-04-29T00:10:00.001+08:002009-04-29T00:10:48.041+08:00A Game Which I Tribute to the Violence Loving E!<a href="http://www.y8.com/games/Clear_Vision_2">Clear Vision 2<br><br /><img src="http://img.y8.com/gfx/clear-vision-2180.gif" border="0" height="135" width="180"><br><br />Click here to play this game</a>Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-16920027741521545512009-04-25T18:37:00.002+08:002009-04-25T18:40:01.782+08:00Buy a psychotee or an idea.As a psychology major/psychologist, buy a t-shirt. Or else, you are not cool<br /><br />Click this> <a href="http://psychotees.wordpress.com">http://psychotees.wordpress.com</a>.<br /><br />And for you who needs ideas and such, buy an idea from: <a href="http://brainmercenaries.blogspot.com">http://brainmercenaries.blogspot.com</a>Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-59833161307179417542009-04-13T19:18:00.000+08:002009-04-13T19:19:45.828+08:00Of Bloody FacadeTome and Annoying Questionnaires Sharet wasn't that annoying at first,<br />In fact it was quite fun.<br />Doing all the quizzes,<br />When there is nothing to be done.<br />And then when it buzzes,<br />it buzzed really loud.<br />Everyone wanted<br />to be nicely tested.<br />And then my facadetome was spammed,<br />by unworthy dirt.<br /><br />And now it is really annoying,<br />to see the quizzes pop out.<br />This is what hell is like,<br />for serious psychometricians.<br />All you people,<br />forgot about validity.<br />And that is why,<br />All the quizzes are going crazy<br /><br />I challenge all of you,<br />to prove the validity.<br />Costruct, Face, and Predictive,<br />Just show the stats to me.<br />And if it really works,<br />I recommend you keep it.<br />You could be making millions,<br />Selling your bloody quiz!Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-34104672653555572742009-03-12T21:57:00.004+08:002009-03-15T22:30:53.065+08:00Pantun Buat DatukDi sini ingin Lagenda Badut mempersembahkan sebuah pantun buat tatapan orang ramai, dan ditujukan kepada para Datuk-Datuk, Datin-Datin, Ahli-Ahli Politik, Orang ternama dan orang ramai yang tidak ingin menjadi terkenal kerana hal-hal yang patut berlaku di dalam hidup peribadi sendiri.<br /><br />Gajah dan singa sama berlari,<br />Sampai sungai gajah diterkam.<br />Walaupun sudah hangat berahi,<br />Aksi hebat usah dirakam.<br /><br />Sungai tempat baju dicuci,<br />Air jernih pula dicemari.<br />Sebelum mula hebat beraksi,<br />Kamera ditutup bilik dikunci.<br /><br />Angin meniup membawa sampan,<br />Singgah pula bawah jambatan.<br />Kalau ingin simpan buat tatapan,<br />Baik sedia kalau di"upload"kan.<br /><br />Ada jambatan ada daratan,<br />Ada daratan ada bangunan.<br />Ada keinginan ada keizinan,<br />Ada keizinan ada perhatian.<br /><br />Bangunan tinggi kebanggan negara,<br />"Lonely Planet" beri 5 "Star"<br />Anak gadis harus berwaspada,<br />Kalau tak ingin jadi "Net Star"<br /><br />Majalah ditatap buangnya akhbar,<br />Berita hangat mulut membawa.<br />Cerita hangat mudah disebar,<br />Bila dah terkenal pasti kecewa.<br /><br />Kalau mulut disalahguna,<br />baik diajar moral dituntun.<br />Kalau kisah telah dicerita,<br />Baik mengaku meminta ampun<br /><br />Dengan ada budi pekerti,<br />Delima dilahir dari arang.<br />Buat salah muka dikenali,<br />Usah tutup mulut orang.<br /><div style="text-align: right;">Lagenda Badut<br /></div><br />Harap pantun ini boleh membawa sedikit nasihat buat sesiapa yang membacanyaKnowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-41731192680934815712009-02-22T22:59:00.004+08:002009-02-22T23:02:38.464+08:00Most Malaysians Do Not Use Jawi<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEithxncObJ1BtpaNMhsMv6QS3FSnDgi_V0ZyA8dEvCxZv629ewWUHlVggee5vKwQdsns2ptIXrOa_l73WuwDfu0ISwocyr_yPCrSz3100-yFClsfR6w5Iy0WSSZXkRdF6WeUyUu_Q/s1600-h/1.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 166px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEithxncObJ1BtpaNMhsMv6QS3FSnDgi_V0ZyA8dEvCxZv629ewWUHlVggee5vKwQdsns2ptIXrOa_l73WuwDfu0ISwocyr_yPCrSz3100-yFClsfR6w5Iy0WSSZXkRdF6WeUyUu_Q/s400/1.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305637154126776594" border="0" /></a>Google/Blogger employees needs to be more "culturally competent"Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-62077047302439014912009-02-19T15:27:00.002+08:002009-02-19T16:39:26.933+08:00A song for youColourwolf was happy,<br />when he turned on his lappie,<br /><br />Went to the post,<br />and he thought he saw a ghost<br /><br />Now the post is gone,<br />but the party is still on.<br /><br />Listen to this song,<br />and the story it comes a long<br /><br />Based on PCD's "I Hate This Part Right Here"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I hate the Longkang Post</span><br /><br />Making up,<br />in the room,<br />gotta pick a blouse.<br />Singing soon,<br />to a crowd,<br />Gotta get it down<br /><br />Saw a dress,<br />really cool,<br />really sexy too.<br />Changed it on<br />and was called up<br /><br />(Chorus starts)<br />It is, your turn, to sing, to the big big crowd<br />Steped up, on stage, sang hard, but what the fuck...<br /><br />I can't describe any further,<br />had to pitch higher,<br />thought that dress would cover,<br />But then it never.<br /><br />Showed it to the camera,<br />heard everyone clamour,<br />Only thing that I can say is<br /><br />I hate the longkang post...<br />I hate the longkang post...<br />Lewis hates longkang post...<br />We hate the longkang post<br />(Chorus ends)<br /><br /><span></span>Gonna call lawyer up,<br />and we're gonna sue.<br />Anyone who has viewed<br />or has spread it too.<br /><br />Close the site,<br />ban the web,<br />and the author too,<br /><span>No one will remember that</span><br /><br />(Chorus)<br /><br />I thought that dress would just hold on,<br />I can sing like there's nothing wrong.<br />Didn't realize it was not strong<br />Who knows that the cutting was wrong!!!<br /><br />I can't describe any further,<br />had to pitch higher,<br />thought that dress would cover<br />But then it never<br /><br />showed it to the camera<br />heard everyone clamour<br />Only thing that i can say is<br /><br />I didnt know it,<br />I didnt know it,<br />I didnt know it,<br />What the fuck man<br /><br />I didnt know it, I didnt know it, I didnt know it,<br /><br />I hate the longkang post...<br />I just hate the longkang post<br />I hate the longkang post<br /><br />Disclaimer: Colourwolf is not referring to an event at a certain concert during which a certain modified sweat gland was shown. He is also not inferring anything about a well known singer who is a Cat. ThanksKnowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-23590003130913576052009-02-16T15:00:00.003+08:002009-02-16T15:04:29.632+08:00Lei Song Mou?Colourwolf started recording Cipan events because it is too funny to be forgotten. Hence, the Cipan archive is born!<br /><br />Will be updated, but until the Cipans get bored of it.<br /><br />Anyway, here are the videos recorded with a once-expensive-now-outdated Nokia 7610<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPuSsqCmmRVviCwoV3YpIe6padS3gzT533jeXoJaiI_4X8qqAel32DiMe2KOIh0gmU-r_uw_VvXt-SFbK5bV-FerjUxQVDSBVcMM0sXY7yBmLdIM4a00Fug_OzVLZEpk2T6ZVYSw/s1600-h/77906_06_nokia-7610.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 72px; height: 102px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPuSsqCmmRVviCwoV3YpIe6padS3gzT533jeXoJaiI_4X8qqAel32DiMe2KOIh0gmU-r_uw_VvXt-SFbK5bV-FerjUxQVDSBVcMM0sXY7yBmLdIM4a00Fug_OzVLZEpk2T6ZVYSw/s200/77906_06_nokia-7610.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303287300605336674" border="0" /></a><br />Link to the Cipan Archives: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=4084697BCDF905F6<br /><br />PS: NGO SONG NGAK!!Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-71212701291419269852009-02-10T16:22:00.004+08:002009-02-10T16:34:02.786+08:00To all Assessment and Profiling Students out thereTired of finding more participants to do your pilot test?<br /><br />Long for an easy way to be done with those stacks of questionnaires?<br /><br />Dream that your questionnaires will be given out by themselves?<br /><br />LOOK NO FURTHER!!!<br /><br />Introducing the revolutionary "Teknik MukaBuku""!<br /><br />This technique eases your pain in giving out questionnaires and help you get the amount of participants you want!<br /><br />Nevermind that is causes pain and suffering to all those who are spammed, as long as you get your work done!<br /><br />Book a place now and learn how to get those questionnaire done by itself!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh36Gf4jkBIUrChLgOjMnKoe0KDrA9G4pQhyphenhyphenSgxkTywVALgWmif95GWvL1r8FTBM-IyiSakR3OoMCV4hQIS2lNHavAJXFuCajkGMMoI7NlKm6RhnwDbWwpSFgwRTfgxr_qhaAPSLw/s1600-h/send+this+to+6+friends.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 292px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh36Gf4jkBIUrChLgOjMnKoe0KDrA9G4pQhyphenhyphenSgxkTywVALgWmif95GWvL1r8FTBM-IyiSakR3OoMCV4hQIS2lNHavAJXFuCajkGMMoI7NlKm6RhnwDbWwpSFgwRTfgxr_qhaAPSLw/s320/send+this+to+6+friends.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301083473129914050" border="0" /></a><br /><br />PS: Colourwolf does not endorses spam, unethical advertisement, forced questionnaire answering, betrayal, MukaBuku, Kawanster, Kentucky Fried Chicken, promiscuity, apartheid, Pakatan Rakyat, Barisan National, The Republicans, The Democrats, The Devil Wears Prada, Johnny Depp and Britney Spears.Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-17763282439451048052009-02-09T18:13:00.003+08:002009-02-09T18:15:45.310+08:00Ads on a certain Social Network WebsiteColourwolf has been stalking a lot of people on a social network website because he has nothing to do for a long time already. One fine day, he discovered this...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWUaHJcJMPzy6n2JtEzEI5Lq0yg1YqGAqAAikIP9TWe6J4UHJE5ivjIVHv5mltvr-NgcH_EPM1PgTRjmAZQcM-uigPq7WOl3o7MzVsRTgTg58rzKkZB9-msegj8IGzhaTiHhJarQ/s1600-h/stupid+ads.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 163px; height: 233px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWUaHJcJMPzy6n2JtEzEI5Lq0yg1YqGAqAAikIP9TWe6J4UHJE5ivjIVHv5mltvr-NgcH_EPM1PgTRjmAZQcM-uigPq7WOl3o7MzVsRTgTg58rzKkZB9-msegj8IGzhaTiHhJarQ/s320/stupid+ads.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300739056880429138" border="0" /></a><br />Well, good luck guys.Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-35500867058835103202009-02-03T22:35:00.003+08:002009-02-03T22:38:51.523+08:00Perintah DijunjungAtas perintah yang maha bossy kakak besar yang akan identitinya dirahsiakan, Lagenda Badut kini mengemas kinikan blognya untuk memuaskan nafsu kakak besarnya yang sentiasa memerintahnya menulis suatu artikel baru untuk blognya. Oleh sedemikian, terimalah pos blog yang ditulis dalam Bahasa Malaysia ini.Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-2733070919480203762008-11-26T20:22:00.000+08:002008-11-26T20:42:10.457+08:00Something Colourwolf would not usually writeWell, sometimes Colourwolf is just a curious and sensitive person. He sees a lot and infer a lot, althought those might not be true, you should know. He knows what is going on, yet he acts cool to protect himself. It is not easy to become someone like that, you have to detach yourself from reality and encase yourself in logic and sometimes lies in order to reach this state.<br /><br />He knows that you are suffering inside and trying to be strong, yet feeling guilty because you think it is your fault (or at least that is what he thinks). Colourwolf understands more but he just denies it. He wants a lot of people to be happy and free, but this wishful thinking is sometimes limited by the way he acts. He is sorry because he is walking backwards into his logic and lies, for he thinks that it is time for that to happen. Seeing you pretend and in pain torments him more than you think. Withdrawing seems to distant him and you more as you both hide more and more emotions from each other.<br /><br />Hopes that he will be the last person that will see you cry and that you will find your happiness eternally in the endKnowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-59838938679919743762008-07-05T03:59:00.000+08:002008-07-05T04:12:27.016+08:00310 AssignmentIt is 3 a.m. Colourwolf was supposed to be studying. Instead, he decided to listen to some music and search for.....stuff. He then innocently stumbled upon this track he heard once on MTV, which was Snoop Dog's "Sensual Seduction". He got so fired up that he sidelined his studies (when his exams is 2 days away, and he barely started) and decided to make a parody of that to commemorate his team mates who did a great job for presentation. So, good job Jamie Khoo, NVM, Zyenn, Belle, and Twinggy on the presentation. And by the way, as usual, Colourwolf got by social loafing again by acting busy. HAHAHAH<br /><br /> <p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="line-height: normal;">Physical Attraction.<br /><br />We don’t have much more time, (time, time, time)<br />He will stop us for POI<br />They’ll ask us really slow<br />like how yeast works on a dough</p> <p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="line-height: normal;"><o:p> </o:p>We just researched on<br />Physical Attraction.<br />We read journals on,<br />Physical attraction<br />We cannot define<br />Physical attraction<br />Physical attraction </p> <p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="line-height: normal;"><o:p></o:p>We are thinking of Pak,<br />but we don’t agree, agree, agree<br />We like Chen et al,<br />And so does he, he he<br />Swami 05, is really a cheat, cheat, cheat<br />We read research till, we don’t have time to pee, pee, pee</p> <p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="line-height: normal;"><br />We just researched on<br />Physical Attraction.<br />Physical attraction<br />Physical attraction<br />Physical attraction </p> <p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="line-height: normal;"><br /><span style=""></span>Other groups took a punch,<br />when they were told that they sucked<br />And we got sucker punched…<br />When we got delayed to another time<span style=""></span><br />On that day we were told, we were really pissed, pissed, pissed<br />And next thing you know, we did it next week, week, week.<br />The next thing he told us, is not to read,read, read<br />This song really quite sucky, coz it repeats, peats, peats…</p> <p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="line-height: normal;">We just researched on<br />Physical Attraction.<br />Physical attraction<br />Physical attraction<br />Physical attraction<o:p><br /></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="line-height: normal;"><o:p></o:p><br />(I can’t rap, so just add any gibberish here)</p> <p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="line-height: normal;">It was all for<br />310 assignment,<br />310 assignment (until end of time….)<br /><br />Here is the original song: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSS_DY_z-Dc">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSS_DY_z-Dc</a><br /></p> <span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">PS: to whoever is offended by this, the writer is terribly sorry but he will not remove this post. so, repress and suppress la<br /> <!--[endif]--></span>Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-81674898866588586452008-06-14T01:01:00.001+08:002008-06-15T22:09:32.247+08:00Order My TehColourwolf was diligently doing his assignment when the song "Have a Nice Day" by Bon Jovi played on my WMP. Due to the funny accent they have, instead of "have a nice day", Colourwolf heard "have a nice teh". Been watching a lot of Weird Al lately, so Colourwolf got inspired to make this parody instead of finishing his really hard to to assignment. So, please, sing a long<br /><br />here is the original song: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0FbGOy1vjo">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0FbGOy1vjo<br /></a><br />here is the parody's lyric:<span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br />Order My Teh</span><br /><br />Dey ! You wanna take my order or not!!!<br />Been waiting here for a really long time!<br />Ah Ne you don't so lan si ok!<br />Been raising my hand, whistling while calling your name,<br />How much is a Teh Tarik yang tak mau tarik,<br />Been trying to order since yesterday!!<br /><br />Deey, if there's one thing I want to order,<br />It is my teh tarik,<br />Kurang manis dan kurang susu,<br />Buih nak lebih sikit.<br />Tarik tinggi tinggi,<br />Bancuh cepat cepat,<br />Problem is that you haven't got my order yet!<br />Hey Ah Ne you come here now, fast fast<br />ORDER MY TEH!!!<br />Order MY TEEEEEEH<br /><p class="MsoNormal"><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]-->Hey Ah Ne i finally got your attention,<br />I want to order my burger tak mahu sos.<br />The last time you brought my friend burger banjir sos<br />The sos spilled all over my friend's unprotected crotch<br />Got a dog's attention and he suddenly screamed!<br />His inch long sausage got carried away!!!<br /></p><p class="MsoNormal">DEEEY if there is one thing i want to order,<br />Its burger tak mau sos.<br />I ain't risking my future marriage,<br />By having too much sauce.<br />Mayo banyak sikit,<br />Sos langsung tak mau<br />And dont forget what i really wanted.<br />Hey Ah Ne you come here now, fast fast<br />ORDER MY TEH!!!<br />Order MY TEEEEEEH</p><p class="MsoNormal">(Philharmonic orchestra solo)</p><br />DEYYYYYYYYYY<br /><br />I got another thing i want to order,<br />It is my roti kosong!<br />I am broke from eating too much maggi.<br />My wallet dam the bo song!!<br />Kuah tak mau kari,<br />Dhall banyak sikit,<br />And dont forget what i really wanted.<br />Hey Ah Ne you come here now, fast fast<br />ORDER MY TEH!!!<br />Order MY TEEEEEEH<br />Order my teh<br /><br />When i order my, indomie rebus.<br />Dont bring a plate of mee rebus<br />i say, Order my teh<br />Order My TEEEEEEH<br />Order My TEH!<br /><br />Ps: Memang sebuah Mamak yang saya pergiKnowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-18374134299381861522008-04-28T02:28:00.000+08:002008-04-28T03:05:55.471+08:00The PresidentAs the new B.Psych Student Council of a certain university somewhere, Colourwolf decided to start his reign by creating an anthem for himself just to show off a bit. After going through the first few weeks of being Mr. President, he got misunderstood for being power crazy, but to him it was fine, he is a little bit (Maslow: This is called need for recognition). And also, a lot of people has been going to him to ask for favours like:<br /><br />Please fix the chair (like he is the maintenance guy)<br />Toilet dirty (like he is the one of the very nice Mak Cik who cleans the toilet)<br />Carry chair for me please (like he is your slave)<br /><br />with the excuse : You are president ma, must do all these.<br /><br />being president of the council or a member for that matter does not make us your slaves to be ordered around. The council is there as a facilitator to make your life better. Also, The Council will take your complains and solve it with the correct authorities, not solve it ourselves like a slave.<br /><br />One fine day Colourwolf was walking around and suddenly, he had a song playing in his mind. It was "Candyman' by a black guy whom Colourwolf doesn't know. So Colourwolf made this...<br /><br />The President<br /><br />Who can take your complains,<br />to the mighty Dean?<br />Who can run projects just for the fun of running it?<br />The President, (the president)<br />Oo the President can, (the president can)<br />The President can<br />and he will because he has only very little time (only 3 sems)<br /><br />Who can run around<br />asking for opinions?<br />Who can start millions of committees for some work?<br />The President, (the president)<br />Oo the President can, (the president can)<br />The President can<br />and he will because council does not have enough manpower (no manpower)<br /><br />The President,<br />Busy as he may seem,<br />Actually he very lazy,<br />Social loafing is his specialty,<br />His master is called Xhin Xin Xi....<br /><br />Who can take a screw driver,<br />screw back all the chairs?<br />who can help you do all your work for you,<br />The President, (the president)<br /> Oo the President can, (the president can)<br />The President can but he won't<br />because that is not part of his job (nothing to do with him)<br /><br />The President,<br />Busy as he may seem,<br />Actually he very lazy,<br />Social loafing is his specialty,<br />His master is called Xhin Xin Xi....<br /><br />Who has a lot of fine people,<br />in the Student Council?<br />Who can make council the best all the time?<br />The President, (the president)<br /> Oo the President can, (the president can)<br />The President can,<br />only if the council does not vote him out ( OMG that's bad)<br /><br /> Oo the President can, (the president can)<br />The President can,<br />only if the council does not vote him out<br /><br />This song is just a satire and please do not be offended by it. If you are, please go see the counselors stated in the letter to participants. Or better, here is a short song for u.<br /><br />Who doesn't really care,<br />whether you offended or not?<br />Practicing his freedom of speech to the maximum,<br />Colouwolf, (Colouwold)<br />oo the Colourwolf doesn't care,<br />he doens't really care because he wrote this post the for fun of it (to make fun of you)Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-60200986122636806242008-04-12T00:39:00.000+08:002008-04-12T00:41:11.018+08:00Tagged for no reasonWas bloody tagged for no reason. So to not cross the societal standards of bloggers, Colourwolf will do this tag...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.</span><br /><br />1. Why are you doing this?<br />Bored of studying…<br /><br />2. What is your most favourite thing to do?<br />nothing<br /><br />3. If you have a close close close close friend since childhood who loves to take away whatever you like, including guys/girls, and he/she always wins, will you still consider him/her your friend?<br />Best friend forever<br /><br />5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?<br />No more tags<br /><br />6. Do you believe you can survive without money?<br />Yes, I can hunt and forage in genting highlands<br /><br />7. What are you afraid to lose the most?<br />my brains<br /><br />8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?<br />make fun of poor people<br /><br />9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?<br />Trying not to<br /><br />10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.<br />Alexa Goh- High SES, Above Average Intelligence, and nice to bully ( by reading the first 2, u should know I spend too much time studying psych.)<br /><br />11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?<br />not a guy, animal, plant, inanimate object. Does not have STDs. Above average looks, preferably with boobs<br /><br />12. Which type of person do you hate the most?<br />Don’t hate anybody<br /><br />13. What is your ambition?<br />Don’t have. In the moratorium stage. (Selva Raj, 2008)<br /><br />14. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?<br />Actions<br /><br />15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?<br />Me<br /><br />17. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?<br />be come more ganas because I am too nice<br /><br />18. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?<br />Colourwolf<br /><br />19. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?<br />I will be in Genting Highland’s Chin Swee Temple as a monk who occasionally goes gamling.<br /><br />20. Do you think you get hungry because you’re cold, or cold because you’re hungry?<br />According to James Lange, hungry coz u r cold<br /><br />Tagging: Uh, Choo Kok Yew (if he reads this)Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8366888.post-25198745468313127262008-01-30T21:02:00.000+08:002008-01-30T21:17:09.272+08:00BPSYCH Personal Inventory (aka Which Bpsycher are you?)<p>I wasn’t really free when I came up with this, but then I decided this is sooo worth it. Give it a shot and see if it is valid. Have fun!<br /><br />Pick anything that u might use to answer. And you may choose more than 1. Write down the corresponding letter. If you have overlapping letters in the same question, count them differently (ie: Q1 you got 2 B, so it counts as 2 B) Total up in the end and see which one has the highest score!!!<br /><br /><br />BPSYCH Personal Inventory (aka Which Bpsycher are you?)</p><p>Your idea of a good time is</p><p><br />1. Reading a love novel (B, C)<br />2. Playing with your precious Mac or any cheap ass notebook you got (D, E, F)<br />3. Read journals and tech stuff (E, F)<br />4. Surfing for videos on youtube, downloading movies, and watching porn (D, G, I)<br />5. Play hardcore computer games (Dota, CnC, Warhammer, Football manager, Fifa) (E, F, D, G, I)<br />6. Blogging (A, C, E, F)<br />7. Religious stuff (reading the bible, thinking of God, questioning the validity of the Bible, creating your own religion) (A, B, I)<br />8. Thinking about hard questions (such as nature vs nurture) (F, I)<br />9. Listening to music by Switchfoot, Chemical Romance, Lost Prophets (C, D)<br />10. listening to music by Chinese artist (G, H, I)<br />11. Jalan Jalan shopping mall (A, B, C, D)<br />12. Play with your pet (J, A)<br />13. Go club, get drunk (C)<br /><br /></p><p>Your religion is…<br /><br />1. Conservative Christian (A, B, F)<br />2. Christian (Christian and all, but go to church because I have to, don’t know God so well) (C, E)<br />3. Liberal Christian (Go to church if no hangover from last night) (C)<br />4. In my IC I am Christian (who is Jesus? That footballer from Mexico?)<br />5. Islam PAS style ( Tudung is compulsory)<br />6. Islam BN style ( Tudung is up to u) (D)<br />7. Buddhist (I know what is karma and sutra) (G, I)<br />8. Taoist (I pray to idols and that slab on the floor, and I pray to Datuk/Latuk) (G, H, I)<br />9. I came out with my own religion (I)<br />10. Lain Lain<br /><br /></p><p>Your SES..<br /><br />1. High ( kaum kerabat)<br />2. higher middle (I have more than enough) (B, C, D, E, F, H)<br />3. Middle (ok la, so so la…if I save a bit then can go for holiday) (A, G)<br />4. Lower middle (I have to save a long time for that rm 100 shoe from Petaling street) (G)<br />5. Hobo (Aku miskin) (I)<br />6. Don’t bloody care (I)<br /><br /></p><p>Your working style<br /><br />1. Delegator (I)<br />2. Social Loafer<br />3. Procrastinator (C,D,G,H,I)<br />4. Leader (lets get it done!! WOOHOO) (B, C, F)<br />5. Standalone ( you are in my way) (F)<br />6. Last minute (Eh, due yesterday meh?) (G, C, D)<br /><br /><br /></p><p>You come reach college at<br /><br />1. Before class (B, F)<br />2. Ngam ngam ( A, E, G)<br />3. late(C, D, H)<br />4. Strategically to avoid traffic jams (I)<br /><br /></p><p>You like to eat in<br /><br />1. Maxis ( D, F, G, H, I)<br />2. Tapau from Maxis ( A, B, C, D, E, I)<br />3. In Between Sandwich (B, C, I, E)<br />4. Subway (C, D, I)<br />5. In CFP (E)<br />6. Sri Emas (no one likes that place)<br />7. EnC (jauh sial)<br />8. Wherever my friends go ( G, H, I)<br /><br /></p><p>hot or appealing person in class is<br /><br />1. Kevin Soo (D, E, F, I)<br />2. Jamie Khoo ( A, C, I, E, F, G, I)<br />3. Ivy Chew (C, D,G, H, I)<br />4. Izmir Fariz (C)<br />5. Angelyn Wong (E, F, G, I)<br />6. Chiew Pui Kit (G, H, I)<br />7. Farah “Sugar”moydeen ( G, H, I)<br />8. My Girlfriend, others sucks (F )<br />9. My Boyfriend may suck, but he is still my boyfriend (C)<br />10. God says not to discriminate by looks ( B)<br />11. WHERE IS MY NAME???? (C, D, F)<br /><br /></p><p>After class you hang out in<br /><br />1. One U ( B, C, D, F)<br />2. Somewhere in PJ (B, C , D, F)<br />3. Somewhere in KL (H, I)<br />4. Sungei Wang (H)<br />5. Lowyat or Digital Mall (E, F)<br />6. Anywhere my friends are (A, G, I,)<br />7. At home (A, G, I)<br /><br /></p><p>At your free time, you think about<br /><br />1. Sex (D, G, I)<br />2. Money (C, G, I)<br />3. My potential/already boy/girl friend (C, D, E, F, I)<br />4. Exam grades (A, B, E, F)<br />5. God (A, B)<br />6. My pets (A, B)<br />7. DOTA! (F)<br />8. Anything that wanders in and out of my head (I)<br /></p><p>When you got an opinion in class, you<br /><br />1. Voice it out because it makes sense (B, C, D, E, I)<br />2. voice out UNTIL it makes sense (F)<br />3. diam diam ubi berisi (A, H)<br />4. tell the guy beside you like he cares (D, I)<br />5. Lecturer always right (H)<br />6. Zzzzzz What? What? Sorry I was sleeping during lecture (C, H)<br /><br /></p><p>COUNT the letters you got, and see which has the highest total. That corresponds to a BPSYCHER!!!<br /><br /></p><p>A= Anna Teoh</p><p>Budak kecil yang cute, you tend to stay at home cause you have something to do at home like feed your pets. You like animals and anything cute. Deep inside, you are not that simple. You belief that God did everything to aid you in your life and he loves you<br /><br /></p><p>B= Jamie Khoo<br /><br />Nearly puritanical, God is the only truth in the world. You spend your time love novels and movies (mostly involving Brits). You score well in your exam, and you lead the pack even though you don’t want to. You are organized and all, but sometimes wants to be lazy<br /><br /></p><p>C= Xinch<br /><br />Dominating and ganas at times, you are actually very nice and try to exert control only if you have to. You bitch around often because you care. You like emo music at times, and loves shopping for strange emo fashion.<br /><br /></p><p>D= Izmir<br /><br />Softie at times, but very ganas on the inside. You don’t bitch coz you don’t care, You like emo music at times, and loves shopping for strange emo fashion.You lan lan si si coz got mac. Your girlfriend is most probably a C.<br /><br /></p><p>E= Edmund<br /><br />You cinta girlfriend you mendalam, tapi cinta tech you lagi dalam. Other than Edmund, I would predict anyone who falls in this category as girlfriendless (no, your computer cannot be your girlfriend). You are organized and rajin, and you kinda sorta get good grades!<br /><br /></p><p>F=Ng Oon Yow<br /><br />Like games. Likes to voice out opinion yang hebat-hebat. God is answer to some, but most answers lie inside you. Loves God, family, girlfriend, and all who are close to you, but tries to squash others with bear hugs and other physical attacks.<br /><br /></p><p>G= Tan Hua Fu<br /><br />Hamsap no 1 Dunia, you look at girls in class like nobody’s business and then make review on them. Stays at home because no transport. But home is good, cause got a lot of AV.<br /><br /></p><p>H= Jason Tan Kin Wah<br />Sad case. You are not lala, but everyone say you are lala. Just because you look, walk, talk, smell like one doesn’t mean you are lala. You are a bit on the rich side.<br /></p><p>I= I am Kok Wui<br /><br />You are bloody lost and confused. Are you even on the right website?<br /><br /></p><p>Special Combinations</p><p>Izmir or Xinch+ Oon Yow + Edmund or Anna or Jamie= KEVIN SOO!!<br /></p><p>Hua Fu + Jason= Tan Sek Hee!!<br /><br />PLEASE GIVE WHO YOU GoT IN THE COMMENTS!</p>Knowolfhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04245504872892489205noreply@blogger.com19