Quakes, Tsunami but We Still Get Our Party!!!

The world was shocked,as how Arafat would say concerning the 911 bombings if you still remember, by a tsunami that came crashing down on the coast of our friendly neighbourhood Indon that provided us with much leisure(u know, maids, in french maid uniforms), India and Sri Lanka and Penang(which proves reviving Penang was a bad idea, even worse is the ad) and some other insignificant areas (likePenang). And then the light side of humans started to play the major role, Presidents asking their countries to contribute, others collect money, and other aid they can get. Aunties and uncles start telling stories bout their friend's friend's adventure in Indon in good old coffee houses. As for me, i had no feeling about this. Years before, I was thinking that a huge massacre should happen to help reduce the human population and my wish was grated by the waters, but i still help out by donating. But my surroundings had an expected change. As usual, the I-Know-All-Therefore-I-Am-Superior starts telling people funny stories(being part of the Aunty Uncle Association, it is normal). Stories about fortune tellers telling people about the sea is predicted to swallow people la, "i m going to donate old stuff and cash la", and other stuff, you know the drill. Tv channels were changed from the usual Wah Lai Toi and people sacrificed their Annamalai and Kungumum to watch CNN's video clips of the tsunami. Now, usually you would expect people to be shocked by the scene and do not wish to see more of the videos showing death and destruction, they liked it. All the video clips was repeated again and again (for example that fat Indian lady weeping), but they still took it and gave their funny comments, like...(stated before). And they just couldn't get enough.

So to celebrate the death of the people and saving the governments monet, Pak Lah canceled the New Year party everywhere. But hey, Malaysians are born natural party animals. they showed their compassion by going to clubs so that they can console the Indon "friends"(SPG) by tipping and .....hoi, you know what happens next. Others who are less wealthy gang up and create our own tsunami of china-made fake snow and....happy strings (the names are stupid). I myself had a BBQ at home. Told you i was a sadistic ass.

Check out more of the party in my mentor's site http://www.mycen.com.my/duasen/010105_praty.html

As time goes on, this tsunami would prove useful in clearing out over-populated countries. Teachers have thought us about these countries and told me that this must be taken cared with (not the tsunami, the overpopulation). And thank you mother nature, we may finally see a drop in invading Indon immigrants being either :

1. Afraid of another tsunami hit while in the middle of the ocean trying to move their sampan towards Malaysia,
2. Job oppotunities in Banda Aceh as crenator, Namo Lou and other jobs related to death.

As for me, I see hope in this natural disaster. Chinese says water is money ma, so good la, money coming in. But they also say small money don't go out, big money cant come in, so please donate to the nearest donation centre.