Secret to Hot Chickness

After going to CC a few times, and having Jeremy Soh tell me to look where i should look, i finally found one of the truth Buddha did not see in his time. He might found the road to enlightenment, but i found the way to Hot Chickness. It is a step by step process, and it is kinda simple actually. No, wearing less clothing is not the way, but one of the necessity, and your little piece of cloth have to MAKE SENSE. Advanced Hot Chicks may be able to find their own way coz they are hot already. This is for beginners. Please not that the way you look now doesn't matter, as when you are done with these steps, you will earn the gaze of many. (and you gals say guys are perverted when they look at you)

Straight hair. It is compulsory. NO, natural straught hair won't do, you need to do some rebonding and straightening.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXS baby tees. Preferably so tight that you might die of suffocation. Better if u can wear an anaconda bent on killing you. But it had to be white and see through so that people can see your delicates. (question: If girls do not want to be looked at Hamsaply and wants to keep their decency, why do they buy specially coloured and lacedbras and show them off? wouldn't a plain thing do?)

Short uh...cloth to cover your down there. same as above, shoter the better.

And there you go, go ahead and try it. Then go home and get scolded by dad for publicly displaying the product which your dad and mother and mother wanted to be proud of after being gawked at by Jeremy and Fook.

PS: this is totally a joke and meant no harm....or does it?

yeah, a joke. I do not know about this. What is this article? HMm, some one hacked into my account, BLASPHEMOUS!