Nursery Rymes for Adults

Being a guy who gets all his crap from his surroundings i got this nursery rhyme from my baby cousin's lulaby song. I used to think that Nic and Poh would make a great match, was thinking bout it, and suddenly the TV goes "Polly put the kettle on". and so, i got it.Here goes:-

(Segala adalah rekaan semata-mata, tiada kaitan dengan yang hidup atau yang mati atau yang dapat banyak A dalam SPM ataupun dari rimba. Kalau ada pun adalah ......well....just coincidence(ala HVD)

Poh Lynn turned Nicholas on,
PohLynn turned Nicholas on,
Poh Lynn turned Nicholas on,
And they got laid.

May Lynn pissed him off again,
May Lynn pissed him off again,
May Lynn pissed him off again,
By telling Pik Han.

Pik Han spread to all his wives,
Raccoon, Tupai and Bunny,
Pik Han spread to all his wives,
And they got their "choy tou"(vegetable knife)

They got revenge for Tommy Chai,
They retrieved back his small collar,
How did they get it back?
By gutting him.