Here are my two cents, i mean my RM2

I wrote a hell lot of stuff just now, but suddenly something happened and i lost my work. KNN. Here is a summary.

Some one post some crap that brings up racism in my blog as comment that doesnt make sense nor relate to my topic, and then some funny guy tried to promote unity with this crap
http://www.malaysia.net/node/993
I found it baseless and substanceless. First of all the evidence is crap. How can Parameswara ask the CHING dynasty to help if Melaka was found by Param in year 1414 and ended in 1511, when the Ching Dynasty started in 1616? Secondly, the second proof is totally baseless. What fkin stone? SHOW ME THE PICTURE AND REPORT!! Or at least somebetter proof.

The writer in the end seems to be promoting unity, but to me, it is a whole lot of crap. When you write some crap like this by crapping out crap as the crappy proof, you are trying to mislead the world into some stupid mindset. Using strong words against a certain race is NOT PROMOTING UNITY. If you are writing this, have some ethics and make it a debate, because no one even knows if Hang Tuah is real or not!!! Write like this

http://www.usj.com.my/bulletin/upload/showthread.php?t=5986

it allows people to think and question without using it as an excuse to pour shit on other races. Even when you make up proof, make it logical, not some time traveling crap or some magical stone. And worse, how did i get to read this? Through some forwarded email..... Which discredits it. What? Arguing whether who is the ORIGINAL race of Malaysia helps unity? Please be reminded that the whole SEA is known as the MALAY ARCHIPELAGO (cited by Gerard, 2005, of HELP U.C.) So basically, everyone is this place can be known as Malays. The Term MALAYS only comes into importance when WE WERE FIGHTING MALAYAN UNION. Even now, when you go anywhere other than Malaysia, the aliens will call you a Malay no matter what race you are. So why fight over the past? Look to the future together as Bangsa Malaysia. We do not need some jerk telling people who is ori so who is more powerful. Hang Tuah is now a debatable topic on his existence. and the crappy stone the writer made up? What next? Hang tuah is actually Harry Potter and the stone is the long lost Philosopher's/ Sorcerer's Stone??? Why don't we put in time to reach Vision 2020. One of the mission is to have peace and unity among races, not questions on Harry Potter's Existance. If hang tuah is sooo questioned, may i ask if Harry Potter is Irish or English or Scottish?

PS: I the writer is a MALAYSIAN who is a DECENDANT of the CHINESE (i think from the Choo Imperial Family of the MING dynasty) but I am not CHINESE. I do not speak Putuong hua. I do not come from CHINA. Please call me a Malaysian Chinese.

Saturday 16th of September 2006

This is a day where people will celebrate my great physical and mental and whatsoever achievements, because i did a lot in this day....and none of would even try doing it......

Woke up at 5.20 in the freaking morning and watched some funny spoof of dracula, Love at First Bite. Interesting, but not funny. Then went to college super early just to find out Edwin Ong the LUI X did not go home because he got stuck in a jam ( Jam from 1630 to 0600 the other day? LC la)Then went to Bukit Gasing for the first event of the day, Trekathon. At first many and I thought it was on the tar road up, but it ended up we climbing up a hill through the hutan sekunder. Slippery roads and all. Got 13 (top 20 gets points for their department). The track was not easy to me, and I nearly slow down a few times, but thanks to my superhuman willpower, i was able to slay the reaper and live through it. And then thanks to my stupidity of leaving my stuff is Felicia's car, I hiked down the hill with PK and Roberta.....ending lost with Roberta for awhile....

Reached Kepong at 1130. Lunch in Bukit Sri Bintang.... Then went for Twilight Imperium at 1330. Got Lizzik Mindnet, and took over the universe in the end by military, political and technological might. Hahahah, even took over and destroyed the Federation of Sol (HYC's race) with is planet Jord ( the law in this planet is Jordan Law....). With this unexpected victory, i went to kepong for dota

I think the first two games that i won was good, but then the one lost is the best.... In that game, I owned so much that even kagenn, my bro, sotong (the so called pros) Got owned by me....Drow with BKB, buttetfly, burize dll.. so sau pei la

in the end, i rocked the whole day with physical (the track and the fct that i did not sleep or rest the whole day) and also mental (Universe Champion and DOTA OWNER).....pls notice that this entrye of my achieve ment, not for your enjoyment, not supposed to be entertaining.

Kena Tag, whatever that is....................

Kena tag, by Yi Ping (gal from my coll), yg kurang kaitan dengan hidup saya. She forced me to do the thing i never wanted to do in my life. So here goes la, and pls, dun do this again....

name 20 person you can think of and tag another 5 person to do the survey

1. Yap Fook Choy
2. Wong Wai Mun
3. Hoh Yoong Chuen
4. Yap Wai Kuen
5. Heng Yeow Yang (Scientifice name:Bos Taurus)
6. Dodo Chin Hwai Li
7. Ice Khoo (For bringing this to me)
8. Jamie Khoo
9. Kingsley Sia
10. Lem Chern Jiang
11. Tan Khang Yee
12. Toh Yi Jeat
13. Nicholas Lau Napek, oops, Lau Kean Meng
14. Loh Ken Wei
15. Tan Sek Hee
16. Choo Kwok Thye (Hustler)
17. Bobo Teh Swee Boon(Hustress)
18. Izmir Fariz
19. Chin Xin Ci
20. Kenneth Phun ( aka Porky the Pig in the Warner Bros)

how did u meet #14 (Loh Ken Wei

in Rantau Abang when he was looking at Samantha Wong Giving birth to his babies........and also in SMKB form 1

what would you do if you haven't met #1 ( Yap Fook Choy)

Less good times, less hamsap, and will not be shown to the world of 3 tiu sou ( 3 strands of beard)

what would you do if #20(Kenneth Phun) and #9(Kingsley Sia) dated?

Super Duper cute, this idea is the FANTASTIC MANTASTIC SPASTIC

would #6(Dodo Chin) and #17(Bobo Teh) make a good couple?

......Yes, and they would give birth to a Dodo-Hustress Hybrid that would say bwark.

describe #3( Hoh Yoong Chuen)
No 1 Professor in Profanity Creating, Heng Dai, longest known Friend, Hurt-Him-And-SYZ-And-Kepong-Will-Come-After-YOU

do you think #8(Jamie Khoo) is attractive

Queen of My life, what do u think ?? NO 1, do i need to speak further?

tell me sumthin about #7 (Ice Khoo Yi Ping)

Ahm she caused me to do this crap, Name Ice was given by me, she is not cold, and she is cute

do you know anythin bout #12(Toh Yi Jeat) 's family

happy, huge, always partying, rich, afraid of no 12

what is #1(Yap Fook Choy)'s favourite

JanDara, ahhahahahahha

what will you do if #11(Khang Yee)

I would go for his sister instead(hot chick)

what language does #15(Tan Sek Hee) speak?

Rojak

who is #9(Kingsley Sia) going out with?

Dev and Izmir, occasionally Jack

how old is #16(Choo Kwok Thye)?

19 Hust years

when is the last time you talk to #13(Nicholas Lau)?

Since i met him in Taman Negara Kepong when he was foraging for nuts........

who is #2(Wong Wai Mun) favourite singer?

FIR? Jay Chow?

would you date #4( Yap Wai Kuen)

No one will be able to resist his charm, guy or gal......i would gladly go out with this perempuan keji

would you date #7 (Ice Khoo)

hope u r reading this...GLADLY!!

is #15(Sek Hee) single

Kesianly single

what is #10(Lem Chern Jiang) 's last name
...

would you consider being in a relationship with #19 ( Chin Xin Ci)

Who Wouldnt? awooo (hence my name Colourwolf)

what school did #17(Bobo Teh) goes to?

Hustress Training School

where does #6(Dodo Chin) lives

her natural habitat in Mauritius, now moved to Cheras

what is your favourite thing about #5 ( Heng Yeow Yang)

His horns and niuness (stubborness) and his "no lo"

what you think about #13 ( Nicholas Lau)

he is a weasel, ate his first son, Tommy, and he is funnily not funny

what do #4(Wai Kuen) and #18(Izmir) have in common?

both r hot chicks who are guys

what special qualities does #5(Yeow Yang) hold in your life?

......NiU?

LAst words....malas betul la......took so much of my time....u owe me one Ice Khoo

The Dai Langong Code

In the peaceful and sleepy town of bangsar, a cow humanoid (Scientific name: Chinius Ngauhaius) named Yeowyang Sauna was murdered in front of his computer. To solve the riddle and find the murderer, a cryptologist named Kwokthye Langong was brought to decipher a final clue that was left by Yeowyang Sauna. The last message left by him was a nicely timed mosaic censor on his favorite porn, the Singaporean Tammy video. This lead to Kwokthye’s involvement with the secret society of one of the most powerful and secretive society in the world, The Octopus Day and the collusion of the world’s most powerful Porn producers. The clues lead to the truth behind the controversial relationship between Ran Asakawa and Maria Ozawa. And also, the mysterious Edwincecutioner aka Silap the porn monger, who is finding for the Holy Disc, the collection that contains nearly 50 GB of porn. However, the police force lead by the inspector Beiguai Farkz claims that Langong is the murderer. Rescued by Sauna’s granddaughter, Sweephie Booniere, Langong continues to find the answers to all these questions.…..

New Year? What year?

I actually quitted blogging from the middle of 2005, but then since my life had rocked so hard that I want to find a way tell everyone about me, so here goes. Since u morons reading this probably was too curious or too free, I will try to make this as amusing as possible (nic, enjoy).

First of all, we have to give our thanks to the world for all the wonderful stuff we got. I know I have some thanks to give...But most of it goes to one particular group...The Society. Now, since I was not taught the truth of life in my family, I learned it from the show Becker, and of course, now he is my role model. Society is a cleverly created monster spawning monster that spawns people like

The thief who stole my phone,
the funny guy who broke in my car and took my ipod, and forgot to say thanks,
perfectionist asses,
people who try to control other peoples life from any aspect
people who want the best for you, but do not know if the best actually works.

And also to other people who I forgot to mention. Because they are so significant in an insignificant way, I decided to let the others(ie, people reading this) to enjoy their significance when these people appear.

And also, let's not forget how society spawned our insignificantly-significant-lings. First, society began with the human race...Just like the Olympics, which began with a little kid in Rome running against hungry tigers in the Collosseum. Then , society had to add in more spectacular show to please the audience, like hurdles and javelin, academic races and career. And he world is a critic when it comes to this. People who are average achievers get the typical hair dryer treatment when underachievers, and the clever geeks(such as myself, not to say what) get nothing for performing and all the death sentences when performing in a form that others dream off. O, how i love you for this society.

And then there is people who knows what is best for you. Thye want you to study hard. Just like them, and expect you to achieve greatness. But, lol, they are the one who study hard and so on and did whatever they did, but are still complaining about bills.

And at this point, I got lazy. Not because of anything, because the Scrubs album sucks....(except for Lazlo Bane's Superman) and also I am a apathetic ass, who can give a whole lot of dam whether this article is hanging or not. and also, blogging is not for people like me who wanna talk too much, so i decided to do it orally. And here is one to society, MAK KAU TAK AJAR MACAM MANA MAU JADI SOCIETY KE? (Didn't your mom taught you how to be society?)