I Suggest Potong Tangan To Tangan Panjangs

Ok, profanities ahead....Please go away if you can't take it.This article is written with anger.

I was going home from work, in a freaking Rapidkl(which was freaking slow) numbered 56. Then as i reached the KL Stadium, some ass blocked the exit and caused me to be squeezed by the other freaking passenggers. Then it happened. Suddenly my Ngage QD, which was playing the mp3 hope "you will never grow old" by cranberries stoped singing. Little that i know some fucked up Malay bastards whose their mom forget to bring them up properly was taking my phone in the chaotic situation. it was only then when i touched my pocket that i knew my phone was gone. I began pressing the bell frantically, as the bus has not moved yet, but noooo, the fucked up bus driver who obviously failed his courtesy test(which he then bought it) Won't even open the door. Jack asssssss.

I got down the other station, ran back, and those bastards whose dad was a pimp and mother who was a whore was gone. MA CHau HAI.

Ok, as usual, now we start pointing fingers. We start with me. o, other than carelessness, nothing else. Then, the others:

Fucked up bunch of Malay Crooks who forgot that they were always saying about budi bahasa and Allah: These asses should be sent to hell by Allah for disgracing him and let them rot there. Abdullah and Nik Aziz should hunt them down and cut off their tangan panjang to shorten it and as a proof that the long arms of law is longer. They should also have haemorrhoids for the rest of their lives and their genitals rot slowly. May Allah,Jesus,Siva,Buddha(he will sure tell me about karma), Kuan Kong (hope his blade slices through them), and all other Gods in this world grant my wish. Thanks Big Guys. May them be fucked by a horde of Ah Kuas.

The Bus driver who do not know how to serve and bought his bus driving license:
I could have got my phone back if he would just opened the door, cause i saw those crooks grinning with their soon to be rottng mouth. But noo, I was too busy, so i will have to sacrifice you. As the verdict, he is guilty and should be stoned by angry bus riders to death.

The Malay Auntie that said "Iyelah, masa tolak tolak tu," when i said i got preyed:
Oh just shut up.

The crooks parents: Sorry for calling you pimps and hos, but still, you are disgraced by your son for you did not taught him well. If guys were dead long time ago, this goes to their caretakers.

The religious leaders: You have not done your work, so you will suffer a little.

In the end, machau hai to all the crooks.

An Apple A Day!!!

This is funny. We keep as promoting apples instead of durian or manggis to kids, poisoning their minds. I thought Adam and Eve were banished out of paradise, thus damning us to do good forever to gain access to heaven, because a freaking reptile asked them to taste the apple? Won't promoting apple bring us further away from the Almighty??

Quakes, Tsunami but We Still Get Our Party!!!

The world was shocked,as how Arafat would say concerning the 911 bombings if you still remember, by a tsunami that came crashing down on the coast of our friendly neighbourhood Indon that provided us with much leisure(u know, maids, in french maid uniforms), India and Sri Lanka and Penang(which proves reviving Penang was a bad idea, even worse is the ad) and some other insignificant areas (likePenang). And then the light side of humans started to play the major role, Presidents asking their countries to contribute, others collect money, and other aid they can get. Aunties and uncles start telling stories bout their friend's friend's adventure in Indon in good old coffee houses. As for me, i had no feeling about this. Years before, I was thinking that a huge massacre should happen to help reduce the human population and my wish was grated by the waters, but i still help out by donating. But my surroundings had an expected change. As usual, the I-Know-All-Therefore-I-Am-Superior starts telling people funny stories(being part of the Aunty Uncle Association, it is normal). Stories about fortune tellers telling people about the sea is predicted to swallow people la, "i m going to donate old stuff and cash la", and other stuff, you know the drill. Tv channels were changed from the usual Wah Lai Toi and people sacrificed their Annamalai and Kungumum to watch CNN's video clips of the tsunami. Now, usually you would expect people to be shocked by the scene and do not wish to see more of the videos showing death and destruction, they liked it. All the video clips was repeated again and again (for example that fat Indian lady weeping), but they still took it and gave their funny comments, like...(stated before). And they just couldn't get enough.

So to celebrate the death of the people and saving the governments monet, Pak Lah canceled the New Year party everywhere. But hey, Malaysians are born natural party animals. they showed their compassion by going to clubs so that they can console the Indon "friends"(SPG) by tipping and .....hoi, you know what happens next. Others who are less wealthy gang up and create our own tsunami of china-made fake snow and....happy strings (the names are stupid). I myself had a BBQ at home. Told you i was a sadistic ass.

Check out more of the party in my mentor's site http://www.mycen.com.my/duasen/010105_praty.html

As time goes on, this tsunami would prove useful in clearing out over-populated countries. Teachers have thought us about these countries and told me that this must be taken cared with (not the tsunami, the overpopulation). And thank you mother nature, we may finally see a drop in invading Indon immigrants being either :

1. Afraid of another tsunami hit while in the middle of the ocean trying to move their sampan towards Malaysia,
2. Job oppotunities in Banda Aceh as crenator, Namo Lou and other jobs related to death.

As for me, I see hope in this natural disaster. Chinese says water is money ma, so good la, money coming in. But they also say small money don't go out, big money cant come in, so please donate to the nearest donation centre.