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    Thursday, January 27, 2005

    I Suggest Potong Tangan To Tangan Panjangs

    Ok, profanities ahead....Please go away if you can't take it.This article is written with anger.

    I was going home from work, in a freaking Rapidkl(which was freaking slow) numbered 56. Then as i reached the KL Stadium, some ass blocked the exit and caused me to be squeezed by the other freaking passenggers. Then it happened. Suddenly my Ngage QD, which was playing the mp3 hope "you will never grow old" by cranberries stoped singing. Little that i know some fucked up Malay bastards whose their mom forget to bring them up properly was taking my phone in the chaotic situation. it was only then when i touched my pocket that i knew my phone was gone. I began pressing the bell frantically, as the bus has not moved yet, but noooo, the fucked up bus driver who obviously failed his courtesy test(which he then bought it) Won't even open the door. Jack asssssss.

    I got down the other station, ran back, and those bastards whose dad was a pimp and mother who was a whore was gone. MA CHau HAI.

    Ok, as usual, now we start pointing fingers. We start with me. o, other than carelessness, nothing else. Then, the others:

    Fucked up bunch of Malay Crooks who forgot that they were always saying about budi bahasa and Allah: These asses should be sent to hell by Allah for disgracing him and let them rot there. Abdullah and Nik Aziz should hunt them down and cut off their tangan panjang to shorten it and as a proof that the long arms of law is longer. They should also have haemorrhoids for the rest of their lives and their genitals rot slowly. May Allah,Jesus,Siva,Buddha(he will sure tell me about karma), Kuan Kong (hope his blade slices through them), and all other Gods in this world grant my wish. Thanks Big Guys. May them be fucked by a horde of Ah Kuas.

    The Bus driver who do not know how to serve and bought his bus driving license:
    I could have got my phone back if he would just opened the door, cause i saw those crooks grinning with their soon to be rottng mouth. But noo, I was too busy, so i will have to sacrifice you. As the verdict, he is guilty and should be stoned by angry bus riders to death.

    The Malay Auntie that said "Iyelah, masa tolak tolak tu," when i said i got preyed:
    Oh just shut up.

    The crooks parents: Sorry for calling you pimps and hos, but still, you are disgraced by your son for you did not taught him well. If guys were dead long time ago, this goes to their caretakers.

    The religious leaders: You have not done your work, so you will suffer a little.

    In the end, machau hai to all the crooks.

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