New Year? What year?

I actually quitted blogging from the middle of 2005, but then since my life had rocked so hard that I want to find a way tell everyone about me, so here goes. Since u morons reading this probably was too curious or too free, I will try to make this as amusing as possible (nic, enjoy).

First of all, we have to give our thanks to the world for all the wonderful stuff we got. I know I have some thanks to give...But most of it goes to one particular group...The Society. Now, since I was not taught the truth of life in my family, I learned it from the show Becker, and of course, now he is my role model. Society is a cleverly created monster spawning monster that spawns people like

The thief who stole my phone,
the funny guy who broke in my car and took my ipod, and forgot to say thanks,
perfectionist asses,
people who try to control other peoples life from any aspect
people who want the best for you, but do not know if the best actually works.

And also to other people who I forgot to mention. Because they are so significant in an insignificant way, I decided to let the others(ie, people reading this) to enjoy their significance when these people appear.

And also, let's not forget how society spawned our insignificantly-significant-lings. First, society began with the human race...Just like the Olympics, which began with a little kid in Rome running against hungry tigers in the Collosseum. Then , society had to add in more spectacular show to please the audience, like hurdles and javelin, academic races and career. And he world is a critic when it comes to this. People who are average achievers get the typical hair dryer treatment when underachievers, and the clever geeks(such as myself, not to say what) get nothing for performing and all the death sentences when performing in a form that others dream off. O, how i love you for this society.

And then there is people who knows what is best for you. Thye want you to study hard. Just like them, and expect you to achieve greatness. But, lol, they are the one who study hard and so on and did whatever they did, but are still complaining about bills.

And at this point, I got lazy. Not because of anything, because the Scrubs album sucks....(except for Lazlo Bane's Superman) and also I am a apathetic ass, who can give a whole lot of dam whether this article is hanging or not. and also, blogging is not for people like me who wanna talk too much, so i decided to do it orally. And here is one to society, MAK KAU TAK AJAR MACAM MANA MAU JADI SOCIETY KE? (Didn't your mom taught you how to be society?)