The President

As the new B.Psych Student Council of a certain university somewhere, Colourwolf decided to start his reign by creating an anthem for himself just to show off a bit. After going through the first few weeks of being Mr. President, he got misunderstood for being power crazy, but to him it was fine, he is a little bit (Maslow: This is called need for recognition). And also, a lot of people has been going to him to ask for favours like:

Please fix the chair (like he is the maintenance guy)
Toilet dirty (like he is the one of the very nice Mak Cik who cleans the toilet)
Carry chair for me please (like he is your slave)

with the excuse : You are president ma, must do all these.

being president of the council or a member for that matter does not make us your slaves to be ordered around. The council is there as a facilitator to make your life better. Also, The Council will take your complains and solve it with the correct authorities, not solve it ourselves like a slave.

One fine day Colourwolf was walking around and suddenly, he had a song playing in his mind. It was "Candyman' by a black guy whom Colourwolf doesn't know. So Colourwolf made this...

The President

Who can take your complains,
to the mighty Dean?
Who can run projects just for the fun of running it?
The President, (the president)
Oo the President can, (the president can)
The President can
and he will because he has only very little time (only 3 sems)

Who can run around
asking for opinions?
Who can start millions of committees for some work?
The President, (the president)
Oo the President can, (the president can)
The President can
and he will because council does not have enough manpower (no manpower)

The President,
Busy as he may seem,
Actually he very lazy,
Social loafing is his specialty,
His master is called Xhin Xin Xi....

Who can take a screw driver,
screw back all the chairs?
who can help you do all your work for you,
The President, (the president)
Oo the President can, (the president can)
The President can but he won't
because that is not part of his job (nothing to do with him)

The President,
Busy as he may seem,
Actually he very lazy,
Social loafing is his specialty,
His master is called Xhin Xin Xi....

Who has a lot of fine people,
in the Student Council?
Who can make council the best all the time?
The President, (the president)
Oo the President can, (the president can)
The President can,
only if the council does not vote him out ( OMG that's bad)

Oo the President can, (the president can)
The President can,
only if the council does not vote him out

This song is just a satire and please do not be offended by it. If you are, please go see the counselors stated in the letter to participants. Or better, here is a short song for u.

Who doesn't really care,
whether you offended or not?
Practicing his freedom of speech to the maximum,
Colouwolf, (Colouwold)
oo the Colourwolf doesn't care,
he doens't really care because he wrote this post the for fun of it (to make fun of you)

Tagged for no reason

Was bloody tagged for no reason. So to not cross the societal standards of bloggers, Colourwolf will do this tag...

Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

1. Why are you doing this?
Bored of studying…

2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
nothing

3. If you have a close close close close friend since childhood who loves to take away whatever you like, including guys/girls, and he/she always wins, will you still consider him/her your friend?
Best friend forever

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
No more tags

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
Yes, I can hunt and forage in genting highlands

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
my brains

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
make fun of poor people

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Trying not to

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Alexa Goh- High SES, Above Average Intelligence, and nice to bully ( by reading the first 2, u should know I spend too much time studying psych.)

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
not a guy, animal, plant, inanimate object. Does not have STDs. Above average looks, preferably with boobs

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
Don’t hate anybody

13. What is your ambition?
Don’t have. In the moratorium stage. (Selva Raj, 2008)

14. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
Actions

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Me

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
be come more ganas because I am too nice

18. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
Colourwolf

19. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
I will be in Genting Highland’s Chin Swee Temple as a monk who occasionally goes gamling.

20. Do you think you get hungry because you’re cold, or cold because you’re hungry?
According to James Lange, hungry coz u r cold

Tagging: Uh, Choo Kok Yew (if he reads this)