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    Saturday, June 14, 2008

    Order My Teh

    Colourwolf was diligently doing his assignment when the song "Have a Nice Day" by Bon Jovi played on my WMP. Due to the funny accent they have, instead of "have a nice day", Colourwolf heard "have a nice teh". Been watching a lot of Weird Al lately, so Colourwolf got inspired to make this parody instead of finishing his really hard to to assignment. So, please, sing a long

    here is the original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0FbGOy1vjo

    here is the parody's lyric:

    Order My Teh


    Dey ! You wanna take my order or not!!!
    Been waiting here for a really long time!
    Ah Ne you don't so lan si ok!
    Been raising my hand, whistling while calling your name,
    How much is a Teh Tarik yang tak mau tarik,
    Been trying to order since yesterday!!

    Deey, if there's one thing I want to order,
    It is my teh tarik,
    Kurang manis dan kurang susu,
    Buih nak lebih sikit.
    Tarik tinggi tinggi,
    Bancuh cepat cepat,
    Problem is that you haven't got my order yet!
    Hey Ah Ne you come here now, fast fast
    ORDER MY TEH!!!
    Order MY TEEEEEEH

    Hey Ah Ne i finally got your attention,
    I want to order my burger tak mahu sos.
    The last time you brought my friend burger banjir sos
    The sos spilled all over my friend's unprotected crotch
    Got a dog's attention and he suddenly screamed!
    His inch long sausage got carried away!!!

    DEEEY if there is one thing i want to order,
    Its burger tak mau sos.
    I ain't risking my future marriage,
    By having too much sauce.
    Mayo banyak sikit,
    Sos langsung tak mau
    And dont forget what i really wanted.
    Hey Ah Ne you come here now, fast fast
    ORDER MY TEH!!!
    Order MY TEEEEEEH

    (Philharmonic orchestra solo)


    DEYYYYYYYYYY

    I got another thing i want to order,
    It is my roti kosong!
    I am broke from eating too much maggi.
    My wallet dam the bo song!!
    Kuah tak mau kari,
    Dhall banyak sikit,
    And dont forget what i really wanted.
    Hey Ah Ne you come here now, fast fast
    ORDER MY TEH!!!
    Order MY TEEEEEEH
    Order my teh

    When i order my, indomie rebus.
    Dont bring a plate of mee rebus
    i say, Order my teh
    Order My TEEEEEEH
    Order My TEH!

    Ps: Memang sebuah Mamak yang saya pergi

    8 comments:

    Anonymous said...

    what about roti john and sos "spesel"

    Knowolf said...

    hoho, tu nanti in the sequel

    alexagoh said...

    no teh for annoying monkey like u!

    Unknown said...

    got got

    Anonymous said...

    u know what u shud do?
    perform it, lemme record it and distribute it on youtube... rotfl

    Anonymous said...

    Robert ! u rock ! order my teh !

    Anonymous said...

    Oi! Still with your parodies ah? I can recall the ocean avenue thingy back in f4 or 5...

    -George of the jungle frm seraya-

    Anonymous said...

    omg kok wui you are HILARIOUS!!
    btw, does inch-long sausage even qualify to be a sausage???
    and i like you cinafied aneh to ah ne. omg classic. hahahaha
    i support xinch's idea to put it on youtube. i sponsor venue booking.