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A song for you

Colourwolf was happy,
when he turned on his lappie,

Went to the post,
and he thought he saw a ghost

Now the post is gone,
but the party is still on.

Listen to this song,
and the story it comes a long

Based on PCD's "I Hate This Part Right Here"

I hate the Longkang Post

Making up,
in the room,
gotta pick a blouse.
Singing soon,
to a crowd,
Gotta get it down

Saw a dress,
really cool,
really sexy too.
Changed it on
and was called up

(Chorus starts)
It is, your turn, to sing, to the big big crowd
Steped up, on stage, sang hard, but what the fuck...

I can't describe any further,
had to pitch higher,
thought that dress would cover,
But then it never.

Showed it to the camera,
heard everyone clamour,
Only thing that I can say is

I hate the longkang post...
I hate the longkang post...
Lewis hates longkang post...
We hate the longkang post
(Chorus ends)

Gonna call lawyer up,
and we're gonna sue.
Anyone who has viewed
or has spread it too.

Close the site,
ban the web,
and the author too,
No one will remember that

(Chorus)

I thought that dress would just hold on,
I can sing like there's nothing wrong.
Didn't realize it was not strong
Who knows that the cutting was wrong!!!

I can't describe any further,
had to pitch higher,
thought that dress would cover
But then it never

showed it to the camera
heard everyone clamour
Only thing that i can say is

I didnt know it,
I didnt know it,
I didnt know it,
What the fuck man

I didnt know it, I didnt know it, I didnt know it,

I hate the longkang post...
I just hate the longkang post
I hate the longkang post

Disclaimer: Colourwolf is not referring to an event at a certain concert during which a certain modified sweat gland was shown. He is also not inferring anything about a well known singer who is a Cat. Thanks

Lei Song Mou?

Colourwolf started recording Cipan events because it is too funny to be forgotten. Hence, the Cipan archive is born!

Will be updated, but until the Cipans get bored of it.

Anyway, here are the videos recorded with a once-expensive-now-outdated Nokia 7610
Link to the Cipan Archives: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=4084697BCDF905F6

PS: NGO SONG NGAK!!

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PS: Colourwolf does not endorses spam, unethical advertisement, forced questionnaire answering, betrayal, MukaBuku, Kawanster, Kentucky Fried Chicken, promiscuity, apartheid, Pakatan Rakyat, Barisan National, The Republicans, The Democrats, The Devil Wears Prada, Johnny Depp and Britney Spears.

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Colourwolf has been stalking a lot of people on a social network website because he has nothing to do for a long time already. One fine day, he discovered this...
Well, good luck guys.

Perintah Dijunjung

Atas perintah yang maha bossy kakak besar yang akan identitinya dirahsiakan, Lagenda Badut kini mengemas kinikan blognya untuk memuaskan nafsu kakak besarnya yang sentiasa memerintahnya menulis suatu artikel baru untuk blognya. Oleh sedemikian, terimalah pos blog yang ditulis dalam Bahasa Malaysia ini.