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    Friday, October 29, 2004

    Playboy With No Nudity

    Our kiasu neighbour, Singapura, has playboy for sale. While we, as an Islamic country, banned all stuff that has any porno stuff (although there are a lot of Golden Hair in pasar malams or Petaling Street asking "Leng Chai, want buy pon or not?"). But then hey!! We are Malaysians!! We know how to escape law!! We can publish books about the "paranormal", which is a camouflage for sex stories!!!! And that what we did.

    Every newspaper stand we go, there is a corner specially made for these books. Popular mags like Mastika has a very "paranormal" title, such as "Seks Dengan Jin", or "Cacing Keluar dari Kemaluan". See, it's very paranormal, nothing to do with sex. But then there are those daredevils, as seen in the pictures. And now after decades of "Dasar Pandang Timur"( or tengaok porno dari Jepun), we finally has our own genre of porn!!! I know that some of you sick people watches human with animals. Ha, take that Japan!! we take it to the extreme by having sex with not only dogs and chicken(yeap, that was on Kazaa, according to Yi Jeat), we also have goats and even big fish!!! Who says being a nelayan doesn't pay much???

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