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    Thursday, February 08, 2007

    Boss Level Monsters/Semi Gods

    I got bored, so i came out with this list of people who has achieved a level of influence where they are given or has laid claim to an area as theirs. These people might and might not be gang-related, but I do not think this entry will cause any gang related crimes. These people have in born qualities or someway or another worked their way up to this level, and they should be treated as the last LVL 99 boss in a RPG game. unless you are Uber cool equiped with Lvl 100 Ultima Weapon, please do not piss them.... especially the guy who claims that nuns carry dual berettas....

    Hustler/Dragon king Choo Kwok Thye
    Area: Bangsar and nearby area
    Method of claim: Praise and worship from public
    Famous quote: WTF, why am I in this fucking list

    Hustress/ Yang Maha Mulia/ Dragon Queen/ Teh Swee Boon
    Area:DJ
    Method of claim: Classified, cannot type coz of those silent agents with snipers
    Famous quote:Tiu (a once in a lifetime quote by her)

    Edward Chan aka Loan Shark, Burung, Yuri, Yi Long San, Third Eye, Tai lou
    Area:Kepong
    Method of claim:Nearly everyone in this world owes him money, including Bill gates and your dad
    Famous Quote: Nuns carry dual beretta

    Badger/Kacang Hoh Yoong Chuen
    Area: NKVE
    Method of claim: Self proclaimation by saying “I am the DK of NKVE, NKVE is my mountain' bitch”
    Famous Quote: "Oh Oh Oh Oh" while furiously clapping away

    Dodo Chin Hwai Li
    Area:Cheras
    Method of claim: being a well known TVB entertained and conferred the title "姐" or elder sister.
    Famous Quote: Choo Kok Wui, I tell you don't call me DODO anymore!!!!

    Lou Sai/Boss/ Fung Kwong (Rich)/ Fung Sang Sui Hei Lem Chern Jiang
    Area:Taman Putra
    Method of claim:Being respected as an Emo
    Famous Quote: I not fung kwong la (this does not prove that this blog lies)

    Colourwolf/ClownLegend Choo Kok Wui
    Area:Penchala Link
    Method of claim: Marked his territory by Pissing in a nearby tree near Mont Kiara-Penchala link toll
    Famous Quote: Mahai, hou lan kap (before running to that nearby tree)

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