Things I learn From Talk Cocking in Mamaks

These are infinite wisdoms and universal truth that must be held as principles of life. Thou shalt respect these wisdom because they come from the ultimate act of sacrifice, aka "Talk Cocking" in mamak.

1. Roman Catholic monks carry dual Berettas, and you should not piss them off. (Edward Chan, aka Yuri, aka Burung, aka Birdie, aka Loan Shark, aka Tai lou, aka Sharp)
2. Roman Catholic monks have AKs under their robe. (also by Ed)
3. Edward can always headshot you with an AK within 3 shots.
4. Kagenn studies in Armpit UC
5. Jeremy Soh is a paitiam
6. so is everyone else
7. Kwok Thye is a Hustler, and that shall not be questioned
8. Hustress is protected by snipers who will shoot anything that comes too near to Hustress, and they are every where....
9. Boobs are not everything
10. but they are something
11. when devouring banana, people around you should start clapping and chant "oh, oh, oh......"
12. Limau ais and Teh O' Ais limau can make you high in Ali
13. Yeow Yang will always be a cow
14. those that read my blogs are either "paitiam"s or fans of me