Environmentalist Cipan

So one fine day, Cipan Wolf decided to watch a video that has been in his hard drive for a long long time, but he did not manage to watch it because he had things to do (such as lying down, thinking bout Beautiful Liar, Watching TV). That video is none other than the infamous documentary about global warming, The Inconvenient Truth (BM translation: Tidak Mudah Punya Kebenaran)

After watching this, CipanWolf (an environmentalist already) experienced this crap known as group polarization. He felt extra environmentalistic, cause he fears that he might have to live until the day the next Ice Age and great flood and all sorts of shitty environmental disasters come. He began to think (he doesn't do this often0:

If that day comes when Greenland melts and the world is flooded, He would have to be damn rich to survive (hard to do)

If the world becomes to hot to live in, people will die, and CipanWolf would feel sorry for those poor people

Cipan Wolf should die young so that he does not have to go through this

Cipan Wolf should do something so the world as we know it won't end at summer 2050 (where he will be 73)

So like that la, he came out with these vows to help protect and cure the environment

He will recycle...things that remember that he can recycle

he will reduce CO2 by planting trees in his future mansion...and not tile the area around the house like some idiots that did not know doing that causes their house to heat up

He will NEVER buy "The ****"(a certain newspaper) because it is filled with crap. (1 section of news with a lot of ads, 2 sections of ads nobody reads, Met** which is more crap and ads, **** Two which is comics and crap...)

He will try not to use the air cond so often

He will reduce the temperature in HUC

He will start eating beef because cows cause global warming by farting

He will stop farting

Pressure China and US to stop producing so much CO2 from burning fossil fuels, especially China ( I have a thing against CCP (If you are a CCP spy/assasin/fan, please ignore that)

He will make more vows and TRY to fulfill them

To those who have not watch it yet, go get the documentary through whatever your means are (bit torrent la, apa lagi), and find out what is this crap about. To those who are caring for the environment, you are a bunch of sissies with a cause ( Cipan Wolf is different because Cipan Wolf is just making sure he dies before he sees it. Please people, for his sake, please grow up and take care of the temperature of the world.