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    Tuesday, July 24, 2007

    I Banged My Car

    One fine day, ClownLegend decides to sit in front of his laptop to check his MSN, as well as see if anything funny was about to happen. And it happened. A certain MSN friend of his "banged" her car...

    And then on Friendster, another friend of his again "banged" her car.




    Not that Clownlegend is laughing at anyone on particular (by the way, he is), you just can't simply "bang" a car. For guys, how are you going to stick it in? (Keyholes, exhaust, muffler) How on earth are girls gonna get some fun out of the car? (gears, Handbrakes, ETC)

    ClownLegend then began to think, who came out with this horrible use of vocabulary. Usually in the case of a car, you hit something or something hits you, or you get into an accident. Or maybe another car BANG IN TO your car or vice versa.

    Then smart people began to "bang" their cars and boasting on the net.

    Girl 1: Hey, i banged my car
    Boyfriend: that Mother F*****, that is my girlfriend, DAM YOU PERODUA MYVI!

    or

    Girl 2: Hey I banged my car
    Paris Hilton: Now that's totally HAWT, we should make a video of that

    ClownLegend does not know how to end this, either by a Kempen Kesedaran Bahasa or laugh silly, so he would just end for now.....bang car...what nonsense.


    Here's some midget Car Banging action...

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