Our collection of Malaysian "Playboy", with no pictures 

It says "Balasan Dosa Lakukan Onani, Timun Patah Dalam Kemaluan Lesbian". What about dosa memaparkan bahan "merangsang"? 

Sex with human in books is porno. With dogs, it's incestuous beastiality. What about a sting ray?

Playboy With No Nudity

Our kiasu neighbour, Singapura, has playboy for sale. While we, as an Islamic country, banned all stuff that has any porno stuff (although there are a lot of Golden Hair in pasar malams or Petaling Street asking "Leng Chai, want buy pon or not?"). But then hey!! We are Malaysians!! We know how to escape law!! We can publish books about the "paranormal", which is a camouflage for sex stories!!!! And that what we did.

Every newspaper stand we go, there is a corner specially made for these books. Popular mags like Mastika has a very "paranormal" title, such as "Seks Dengan Jin", or "Cacing Keluar dari Kemaluan". See, it's very paranormal, nothing to do with sex. But then there are those daredevils, as seen in the pictures. And now after decades of "Dasar Pandang Timur"( or tengaok porno dari Jepun), we finally has our own genre of porn!!! I know that some of you sick people watches human with animals. Ha, take that Japan!! we take it to the extreme by having sex with not only dogs and chicken(yeap, that was on Kazaa, according to Yi Jeat), we also have goats and even big fish!!! Who says being a nelayan doesn't pay much???

My Eye's Avenue

Sometimes I just love the M.O.Education. They make all the female students wear see through upper uniforms, especially when they are old. I was inspired to write this when I was sitting for my exam,when i was distracted when the sun's morning ray kinda made a wayang kulit of my friend's cleavage. She was kinda having a ....good figure. And then the thought of Fook Choy struck me and voila, here it is. Due to the fact that this might be a case of sexual harassment, no pictures included....haha

My Eye’s Avenue(Parody of Ocean Avenue)

Darn the sun today is shining bright,
Fabrics penetrated by the sun’s bright light,
Oh my God I have two wanderin’ eyes
Looking at thing’s I shouldn’t see, through light
Looking through clothes with the help of, light

Should stop myself from doing this,
But Fook Choy told me to do as I please,
Look through all those shirts made of thread,
Just like all those letters that I, read,
Oh Lord help me or I’m, dead

If I don’t stop looking now,
My nose will start bleeding,
Stop letting light shine through,
For it’s distracting,
I can’t concentrate on my homework and studies yeah.

Back in the days when I was studying in 3B,
Sat behind so that I can always see,
Through the side of their side-split pinafore,
Looking through shirts till our eyes, sored
Saw everything until we were , bored


If I don’t stop looking now,
My nose will start bleeding,
Stop letting light shine through,
For it’s distracting,
I can’t concentrate on anything I am doing,
Kinda hate it though,
Though I am enjoying,
So let’s enjoy the show.

Closed for Renovation

Due to the SPM thingy, i have to stop blogging and start reading, but i shall be back, at least by 8 of December.

"SAYA MAU KAMU!"...Pak Cik Sam

Having such a "successful" blog made me take a further step. I made another blog. But this time, it has noting to do with the world, only about the tainted bahasa and the holy war to save it. It has been quite obvious that BM is having a big war just to stay clean. I can't elaborate, so just visit http://jihadbm.blogspot.com or click the link in the links section in the index. Enjoy.

Nilai-Nilai Murni Encik Amin

As SPM draws closer, my school makes a last attempt to help the Malaysians who can't speak Malay to pass their exams. And so, today, I was unwillingly drawn into this.....scheme. And so, I sat for the Pendidikan Moral paper. In the third question, I find myself hardly able to control my laughther after modifying the questions and answers. Here is the question

3. Encik Amin yang tinggal berdekatan dengan sempadan negara mendapati bahawa terdapat kes penyeludupan beras dari negara jiran ke negara kita. Dia telah melaporkan kes ini kepada pihak berkuasa dan penyeludup ini telah berjaya ditangkap dan dijatuhkan hukuman setimpal.

After a little reality check, the REAL question should sound like this......

3. Encik Amin yang tinggal berdekatan dengan sempadan negara mendapati bahawa terdapat kes penyeludupan beras dari negara jiran ke negara kita. Dia telah melaporkan kes ini kepada pihak berkuasa dan penyeludup ini telah berjaya ditangkap dan dijatuhkan hukuman setimpal. Mayat Encik Amin ditemui di Sungai Golok pada keesokan harinya.

Due to the fact that the paper is not with me, the sub questions and answers will be given later........in the sequel.

And so, should we really check our our school syllabus. Why not change Pendidikan Moral to Pendidikan Hidup dalam Realiti.

(to be continued)