Clown Going For Degree in "Sin Ka"logy

After listening to wai mun, i realize that psychology is actually very abstract, thus "Sin Ka"(made up) a bit. The lecturer asked me,"What do you want a degree in?" and I answered"Sin Ka"logy". From That day on, Psychology in Help will forever be dubbed as SinKalogy, thanks to Clown.

PS: Clown said this to the Head Of Psychology of HELP, Dr. Goh Chee Leong, and The councellor of The Business department, Miss Lena Choong.

Clown Legend Strikes Back, and This Time In HELP

After 6 hours of sitting through a briefing in HELP "UNIVERSITY COLLEGE", I know finally have the wisdom, the answer, to Malaysia's biggest mystery. The reason, the factor, the answer, to why graduates with "honours" do not get jobs. They do not need it. They have gold in their mouth!!!!!!!!!!

Started of normally, where everybody was soooooo excited, then the lecturers starts to give their introduction. They begin the ever popular and cliche phase of speech, the " ASK THE AUDIENCE". "What do you want to be?" To make sure nobody knows that these freshmen has gold in their mouth, they shut it. The lecturers took desperate manouver to make them speak out. Only one clown made noise, the others, trying to keep the treasure in their mounth safe, chose to shut theirs. Then, the clown and his sidekick, went on with the session by making so much of noise, making merry along the way. Now this clown and his side kick is now popular as the Inferior Noise Making Duo. Which of course, the others did not say it, because the treasure in their mouth must be kept properly. The Duo, now the most popular clowns, went on with their studies.

Guess What? Your Aunty's/Mother's Cousin's Friend's/ etc Advice Is Worthless

We all hate it when our so called superior, aka "relatives", gives us so called good advices. Some loser's tell us how to get rich, while other flunkers teach us effective study methods. We meet them very often, and we wish that we have a way to shut them up. When we try to argue their points with stronger reason, they shut us back up with their authority, usually to close realtives, their superior age, and others, they bitch to your parents. So this is they part where today's blog comes in. I have face and whoop these problems many times, and why do I always win? Because I am a twister of reasons. And also I am soooooo much smarter and experienced than them. But how? They are so damned old, and they experienced soooooo much. The answer is, my friends, is that experiences can be bought.

What? I thought You can only buy sex service experiences, not those that those old guys have.
That is one of the freaking myth that the older people want you to think. You do not need to be old to be experienced. Books can be bought. Those are considered experience. Although you have never been through that, some one else have. So go buy a book or two.

What? They won't accept that? then use your brain to poke them where is hurts. If they are poor, poke thgem by telling them why they are poor. I learned that from Rich Dad Poor Dad. I go around telling those aunties why they will never get rich, and then they put on a sour face and then shuts up.

This is so much fun, when you can shut some thi kosong up. Hahahaha, so don't do around giving people useless advice unless you have done it and are successful. It just hurts the ear and leave a bad remark.

I Met My Love On Friendster, NOT!!!

Was logging on to friendster one day( I know, I condemned it, so what? it's free..), checking out whatever message i have,(all my friends online is also reality fiends) and then suddenly I got a...what was that again...oh, "friend request". This phrase is preposterous. I don't know who will want to request to be friends. Most of you online were just trying for "Hot Looking girl/boys request". Or maybe "I need a new boyfriend/girlfriend" So i just clicked on it, got on, and oh, shin yi. Personally I already know about.....4 shin yis in real life. But maybe it is one of them, so I accepted and asked her, " Which Shin yi are you?" Well, the answer was given and now I officially know Shin yis.....

That is not my point. The point will appear as you read on. After making sure who she was, I sent her this "SO, how far do you want this friendship to go?"

This is the question I ask to all Friendster users. You get a person as your "friend", but they just stay there as your friend. No message, no nothing, just stays there. Maybe some of of you would go and ask them out. But most of them just stays there.

And then there is the outcasts. from what Friendster says, make friends with everyone!! but i know some who paste their pics...and are not good looking, has no request. Yeah, that is true. Shallow ASSES.

So now i m on, on again to go against online friendship.....