Do you remember the first time when you doubted your sexuality?? I dont think these guys do... Now, being a good critical thinker (read: did not get HD for Crit think due to screw up) we should CRITICALLY examine this picture..
Izzy is in heaven.
his hands is around King's waist
They are both emo and lonely.
Therefore......(add conclusion here)
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Some Memories Should Be Forgotten
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Boss Level Monsters/Semi Gods
I got bored, so i came out with this list of people who has achieved a level of influence where they are given or has laid claim to an area as theirs. These people might and might not be gang-related, but I do not think this entry will cause any gang related crimes. These people have in born qualities or someway or another worked their way up to this level, and they should be treated as the last LVL 99 boss in a RPG game. unless you are Uber cool equiped with Lvl 100 Ultima Weapon, please do not piss them.... especially the guy who claims that nuns carry dual berettas....
Hustler/Dragon king Choo Kwok Thye
Area: Bangsar and nearby area
Method of claim: Praise and worship from public
Famous quote: WTF, why am I in this fucking list
Hustress/ Yang Maha Mulia/ Dragon Queen/ Teh Swee Boon
Area:DJ
Method of claim: Classified, cannot type coz of those silent agents with snipers
Famous quote:Tiu (a once in a lifetime quote by her)
Edward Chan aka Loan Shark, Burung, Yuri, Yi Long San, Third Eye, Tai lou
Area:Kepong
Method of claim:Nearly everyone in this world owes him money, including Bill gates and your dad
Famous Quote: Nuns carry dual beretta
Badger/Kacang Hoh Yoong Chuen
Area: NKVE
Method of claim: Self proclaimation by saying “I am the DK of NKVE, NKVE is my mountain' bitch”
Famous Quote: "Oh Oh Oh Oh" while furiously clapping away
Dodo Chin Hwai Li
Area:Cheras
Method of claim: being a well known TVB entertained and conferred the title "姐" or elder sister.
Famous Quote: Choo Kok Wui, I tell you don't call me DODO anymore!!!!
Lou Sai/Boss/ Fung Kwong (Rich)/ Fung Sang Sui Hei Lem Chern Jiang
Area:Taman Putra
Method of claim:Being respected as an Emo
Famous Quote: I not fung kwong la (this does not prove that this blog lies)
Colourwolf/ClownLegend Choo Kok Wui
Area:Penchala Link
Method of claim: Marked his territory by Pissing in a nearby tree near Mont Kiara-Penchala link toll
Famous Quote: Mahai, hou lan kap (before running to that nearby tree)
Hustler/Dragon king Choo Kwok Thye
Area: Bangsar and nearby area
Method of claim: Praise and worship from public
Famous quote: WTF, why am I in this fucking list
Hustress/ Yang Maha Mulia/ Dragon Queen/ Teh Swee Boon
Area:DJ
Method of claim: Classified, cannot type coz of those silent agents with snipers
Famous quote:Tiu (a once in a lifetime quote by her)
Edward Chan aka Loan Shark, Burung, Yuri, Yi Long San, Third Eye, Tai lou
Area:Kepong
Method of claim:Nearly everyone in this world owes him money, including Bill gates and your dad
Famous Quote: Nuns carry dual beretta
Badger/Kacang Hoh Yoong Chuen
Area: NKVE
Method of claim: Self proclaimation by saying “I am the DK of NKVE, NKVE is my mountain' bitch”
Famous Quote: "Oh Oh Oh Oh" while furiously clapping away
Dodo Chin Hwai Li
Area:Cheras
Method of claim: being a well known TVB entertained and conferred the title "姐" or elder sister.
Famous Quote: Choo Kok Wui, I tell you don't call me DODO anymore!!!!
Lou Sai/Boss/ Fung Kwong (Rich)/ Fung Sang Sui Hei Lem Chern Jiang
Area:Taman Putra
Method of claim:Being respected as an Emo
Famous Quote: I not fung kwong la (this does not prove that this blog lies)
Colourwolf/ClownLegend Choo Kok Wui
Area:Penchala Link
Method of claim: Marked his territory by Pissing in a nearby tree near Mont Kiara-Penchala link toll
Famous Quote: Mahai, hou lan kap (before running to that nearby tree)
Things I learn From Talk Cocking in Mamaks
These are infinite wisdoms and universal truth that must be held as principles of life. Thou shalt respect these wisdom because they come from the ultimate act of sacrifice, aka "Talk Cocking" in mamak.
- Roman Catholic monks carry dual Berettas, and you should not piss them off. (Edward Chan, aka Yuri, aka Burung, aka Birdie, aka Loan Shark, aka Tai lou, aka Sharp)
- Roman Catholic monks have AKs under their robe. (also by Ed)
- Edward can always headshot you with an AK within 3 shots.
- Kagenn studies in Armpit UC
- Jeremy Soh is a paitiam
- so is everyone else
- Kwok Thye is a Hustler, and that shall not be questioned
- Hustress is protected by snipers who will shoot anything that comes too near to Hustress, and they are every where....
- Boobs are not everything
- but they are something
- when devouring banana, people around you should start clapping and chant "oh, oh, oh......"
- Limau ais and Teh O' Ais limau can make you high in Ali
- Yeow Yang will always be a cow
- those that read my blogs are either "paitiam"s or fans of me
Saturday, February 03, 2007
HELPhammer 2k
While indulging myself in my obsession with Warhammer 40k: Dark Crusades, I suddenly got the idea that HELP students are at war too and they have special groups of people in each course that shows different abilities. So i came out with this unit list(coz I have no life). This is only for BPsych, others course can wait a bit.
Helphammer 2k unit list
Bpsych
Quote by Kwok Thye : "wah, thses people never sleep one ah? Like new york"
Bpsych students are a hyperactive bunch. Their energy and morale are limitless, and they seem to enjoy being tortured with all assignments and student activities
Psycho Students
These basic units make up the main army of the Psycho army. They are masochist, enjoying the pain and suffering of assignment and student activities. Armed with their insane amount of energy, these warriors never sleep for the sake of their course. Although they are weak, their morale is insanely high, and when they come in a pack, you can kiss your department Goodbye
Abilities
Masochism (passive): when hit with Assignment, Student Activity and Lecturer skills, all Psycho Students gain higher morale and a temporary invulnerability. After that, they will receive 2 times damage because the assignment is finished.
Power of the pack: Morale and HP increase with the number of Psycho students.
They are lead by Hyperactive students(sergeant unit), who are stronger
Arccade members
These units are specialized in dealing with children and also very efficient is having programs and games that will affect the morale of enemy units and themselves. They are much more crazier than normal psycho students, as they have higher morale and hp. They have trained themselves to become really strong as a group, with abilities to heal each other. They enjoy spending time with their mentees, and this increases their ability in combat (it is argued that some of the members are practitioner of the secret martial, Paedo, which is championed by Michael Jackson)
Abilities
Mentees : using their mentees as a source of support, they increase their Attack and Defense as well as their regeneration rate by 2 fold, but they will lose their abilities after 2 HH hours as their program is over.
Random Program : A chance of using either Fun program ( increase morale of ally units) Boring program (all friendly units lose morale) or DOWN RIGHT SHITTY (all friendly and enemy units die of boredom)
HELP each other: Accumulated with other units with this ability. The more units with this ability is nearby, the higher regeneration for these units
Planning: temporarily increase chances of getting fun program.
They are lead by group leaders (sergeant Units), with the ability to Have Meetings( increases potency of Planning)
PSG
These units are the main assault team of the Bpsych army. They charge without thinking to the enemy in order to influence or kill them. With their crazy amount of energy and morale, nothing can stand in their way
Abilities
Show us the way: with the presence of a Facilitator, their morale with not be reduced.
HELP each other: Accumulated with other units with this ability. The more units with this ability is nearby, the higher regeneration for these units
They are lead by Facilitators
Heavy students (appears individually, mini heroes)
Oon Yow (aka Biggie Spice)
The unit with second most HP, Attack and Defense, this massive unit brings death and destruction to any smaller units nearby by either crushing them, debating with them, or calling them cute names. His intelligence gave him a very special power, Random Influence, which either increases the ally units morale by 2 times, or cause their morale to weaken till every unit kills him. (he is retrainable.)
Jamie Khoo
CF member extrodinaire, she increases the morale of teams she is attached to. Unless that team has girls in it. She has the ability to heal units, if they are guys or angels.
Kok Wui
no one knows why is he here (due to the writers ego)
Lecturer Units(hero units)
DR Goh
Ambitious and Long sighted. His ability, Pep Talk, has the ability to increase all units morale and has a chance to convert enemy units. Although vertically challenge, he is a worthy opponent with his charisma,
Ms Winnee (Everyone's personal fave)
Combat power are limited to due the fear of germs. However, her psychic and what might be the most powerful ablity in BPSCYH, "Question 1", has the ability to decrease enemies unit morale and stun them until they find themselves a piece of Winnee sized paper.
Dr NG
She will use her humanistic approach to psychology to HELP all units…. Her ability to put humanism in to all units, AKA Pacify, causes all attacking units to be so touched that they stop fighting, making them sitting ducks
Dr Brendan
Santa with guns, nuff said.
Helphammer 2k unit list
Bpsych
Quote by Kwok Thye : "wah, thses people never sleep one ah? Like new york"
Bpsych students are a hyperactive bunch. Their energy and morale are limitless, and they seem to enjoy being tortured with all assignments and student activities
Psycho Students
These basic units make up the main army of the Psycho army. They are masochist, enjoying the pain and suffering of assignment and student activities. Armed with their insane amount of energy, these warriors never sleep for the sake of their course. Although they are weak, their morale is insanely high, and when they come in a pack, you can kiss your department Goodbye
Abilities
Masochism (passive): when hit with Assignment, Student Activity and Lecturer skills, all Psycho Students gain higher morale and a temporary invulnerability. After that, they will receive 2 times damage because the assignment is finished.
Power of the pack: Morale and HP increase with the number of Psycho students.
They are lead by Hyperactive students(sergeant unit), who are stronger
Arccade members
These units are specialized in dealing with children and also very efficient is having programs and games that will affect the morale of enemy units and themselves. They are much more crazier than normal psycho students, as they have higher morale and hp. They have trained themselves to become really strong as a group, with abilities to heal each other. They enjoy spending time with their mentees, and this increases their ability in combat (it is argued that some of the members are practitioner of the secret martial, Paedo, which is championed by Michael Jackson)
Abilities
Mentees : using their mentees as a source of support, they increase their Attack and Defense as well as their regeneration rate by 2 fold, but they will lose their abilities after 2 HH hours as their program is over.
Random Program : A chance of using either Fun program ( increase morale of ally units) Boring program (all friendly units lose morale) or DOWN RIGHT SHITTY (all friendly and enemy units die of boredom)
HELP each other: Accumulated with other units with this ability. The more units with this ability is nearby, the higher regeneration for these units
Planning: temporarily increase chances of getting fun program.
They are lead by group leaders (sergeant Units), with the ability to Have Meetings( increases potency of Planning)
PSG
These units are the main assault team of the Bpsych army. They charge without thinking to the enemy in order to influence or kill them. With their crazy amount of energy and morale, nothing can stand in their way
Abilities
Show us the way: with the presence of a Facilitator, their morale with not be reduced.
HELP each other: Accumulated with other units with this ability. The more units with this ability is nearby, the higher regeneration for these units
They are lead by Facilitators
Heavy students (appears individually, mini heroes)
Oon Yow (aka Biggie Spice)
The unit with second most HP, Attack and Defense, this massive unit brings death and destruction to any smaller units nearby by either crushing them, debating with them, or calling them cute names. His intelligence gave him a very special power, Random Influence, which either increases the ally units morale by 2 times, or cause their morale to weaken till every unit kills him. (he is retrainable.)
Jamie Khoo
CF member extrodinaire, she increases the morale of teams she is attached to. Unless that team has girls in it. She has the ability to heal units, if they are guys or angels.
Kok Wui
no one knows why is he here (due to the writers ego)
Lecturer Units(hero units)
DR Goh
Ambitious and Long sighted. His ability, Pep Talk, has the ability to increase all units morale and has a chance to convert enemy units. Although vertically challenge, he is a worthy opponent with his charisma,
Ms Winnee (Everyone's personal fave)
Combat power are limited to due the fear of germs. However, her psychic and what might be the most powerful ablity in BPSCYH, "Question 1", has the ability to decrease enemies unit morale and stun them until they find themselves a piece of Winnee sized paper.
Dr NG
She will use her humanistic approach to psychology to HELP all units…. Her ability to put humanism in to all units, AKA Pacify, causes all attacking units to be so touched that they stop fighting, making them sitting ducks
Dr Brendan
Santa with guns, nuff said.
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