Nokia inspired by the PEOPLE....of Motorola

Another fine day, Colourwolf was looking at NST when he saw the news saying that

People Are Nokia's Main Inspiration.

They were talking about their new phone, Nokia N76

Unless you have been living in Kampung Ulu Dalam's pedalaman, you would notice something. The similarity it shares with Motorola Razr (What Fking spelling is this) V3

Either it is just Colourwolf or was Nokia's true inspiration Motorola? Or does Nokia only consider Motorola the people??? He is currently expecting a lawsuit or something to appear some day.

He mean, LOOK at the bulge at bottom of the phone! The Flatness, the extra screen on the top shell, the button layout!!!

Just for some fairness and justice, N76 has it own style...Just like that China brand Chaiiiina made car....which Colourwolf will keep a secret on which Chinese car (hint, a fruit on top of a cake). Wait, have you guys heard the controversy about that Chinese designed car???

Environmentalist Cipan

So one fine day, Cipan Wolf decided to watch a video that has been in his hard drive for a long long time, but he did not manage to watch it because he had things to do (such as lying down, thinking bout Beautiful Liar, Watching TV). That video is none other than the infamous documentary about global warming, The Inconvenient Truth (BM translation: Tidak Mudah Punya Kebenaran)

After watching this, CipanWolf (an environmentalist already) experienced this crap known as group polarization. He felt extra environmentalistic, cause he fears that he might have to live until the day the next Ice Age and great flood and all sorts of shitty environmental disasters come. He began to think (he doesn't do this often0:

If that day comes when Greenland melts and the world is flooded, He would have to be damn rich to survive (hard to do)

If the world becomes to hot to live in, people will die, and CipanWolf would feel sorry for those poor people

Cipan Wolf should die young so that he does not have to go through this

Cipan Wolf should do something so the world as we know it won't end at summer 2050 (where he will be 73)

So like that la, he came out with these vows to help protect and cure the environment

He will recycle...things that remember that he can recycle

he will reduce CO2 by planting trees in his future mansion...and not tile the area around the house like some idiots that did not know doing that causes their house to heat up

He will NEVER buy "The ****"(a certain newspaper) because it is filled with crap. (1 section of news with a lot of ads, 2 sections of ads nobody reads, Met** which is more crap and ads, **** Two which is comics and crap...)

He will try not to use the air cond so often

He will reduce the temperature in HUC

He will start eating beef because cows cause global warming by farting

He will stop farting

Pressure China and US to stop producing so much CO2 from burning fossil fuels, especially China ( I have a thing against CCP (If you are a CCP spy/assasin/fan, please ignore that)

He will make more vows and TRY to fulfill them

To those who have not watch it yet, go get the documentary through whatever your means are (bit torrent la, apa lagi), and find out what is this crap about. To those who are caring for the environment, you are a bunch of sissies with a cause ( Cipan Wolf is different because Cipan Wolf is just making sure he dies before he sees it. Please people, for his sake, please grow up and take care of the temperature of the world.

I Banged My Car

One fine day, ClownLegend decides to sit in front of his laptop to check his MSN, as well as see if anything funny was about to happen. And it happened. A certain MSN friend of his "banged" her car...

And then on Friendster, another friend of his again "banged" her car.

Not that Clownlegend is laughing at anyone on particular (by the way, he is), you just can't simply "bang" a car. For guys, how are you going to stick it in? (Keyholes, exhaust, muffler) How on earth are girls gonna get some fun out of the car? (gears, Handbrakes, ETC)

ClownLegend then began to think, who came out with this horrible use of vocabulary. Usually in the case of a car, you hit something or something hits you, or you get into an accident. Or maybe another car BANG IN TO your car or vice versa.

Then smart people began to "bang" their cars and boasting on the net.

Girl 1: Hey, i banged my car
Boyfriend: that Mother F*****, that is my girlfriend, DAM YOU PERODUA MYVI!

or

Girl 2: Hey I banged my car
Paris Hilton: Now that's totally HAWT, we should make a video of that

ClownLegend does not know how to end this, either by a Kempen Kesedaran Bahasa or laugh silly, so he would just end for now.....bang car...what nonsense.

Here's some midget Car Banging action...

ColourWolf wants Attention

People might think that ColourWolf is contradicting himself by doing the following

Returning to Blogging
Changed his blog layout
Added a chatter box (for some strange reason, he doesn't even blog often)

There is a reason tho. It seems that people actually make money by advertising in their blog. Thus they go all out and make their blog eye catching, nice, interesting, funny, crappy, a wholeloadacrap, bimbotic energy release, a bitch community, anti bitch community dan lain lain

So , if people actually do make money by writing crap about their life, ColourWolf should be one of them right? After he is:

(sila isi tempat kosong dengan perkataan yang sesuai/please fill in the blanks with suitble words)

So here he goes. He needs money to buy his toys (Transformers movie Figure, Blackout) and money so that he can die in peace.

Problem is, now that he has done all these crap...who would wanna advertise on this crappy blog? And how does he track the number of people who actually reads his blog? F!!!!!

Now his money making scheme has all been crushed...

Colourwolf was Bored

As the two warring factions try to end each other’s existence, two leaders were burdened with the responsibility of leading their army to victory. This is a war between two armies, two leaders, and one goal, to obtain the OWNAGESPARK from each other’s bases!!!

On one side, the army has a direct strategy of war and life, the Cipanbots, lead by their leader, Hustimus Crime (although his name has the word Crime, he has not commited any crime, other than Hustling and Downloading songs, movies, porn, and other material online.)

Hustimus Crime
Optimus Prime, see the diff?

And on the other side, the DeceptiChans, ruled by fear, loans and authoritarian loyalty, MegaChan rules his army with an iron fist, accepting nothing but blind obedience!!! MegaChan, not Megatron

Megatron, not Megachan

This is the story of the infamous “Battle of Wizz”, which took place in the dark land of Kepong Baru. As the army clashed, MegaChan and Hustimus Crime showed no mercy and started PAWNING NOOBS!!!! As MegaChan runs amuck in the ranks of the Cipanbots, Colourwolfotron shouted “ITS MEGACHAN! RETREAT!!!” (in the movie, one part Jazz said the same thing) Who will win, who will lose, who knows. As the war continues, much resources will be sacrificed to the land of Wizz…(to be continued)

By the way, Colourwolf knows that you guys want to know who is who in this real life reenactment of Transformer wars. So here goesDeceptiChans
Taukey= Tauzy
Frenzy (because your voice is like him, and both also taukey.
Mr. Hoh= Ho-scream!
Starscream--Loyalty to dailou never dies!!! Especially in dota when u KSed him and said ‘teamwork”
SilverFyre= Bak Eater
Bonecrusher—Your claws grab meat one….
Sotong= Black INK!
Blackout= instead of helicopter blades, you have sotong tentacles.

CipanBots
Cacing= Leather Hide
Ironhide= both also Ngau hai
Beruang= Bumblebear
Bumblebee= sama sesohai and se-cute
Turtle= Tiuchet
Ratchet= both also healer…satu guna lazer, satu guna divine light.

Day of Funny Thoughts.

The Colourwolf always has funny thoughts, but this time, he decided to share it in his blog. Please be adviced that what you might read or see here will be very offensive and not suitable for your eyes....so go away.

Funny Thought No 1

So today Anna gave Colourwolf a little book (Colourwolf thanks the Anna). And that book is about Christianity. No, Colourwolf is not converting nor is he being influenced by others (or is he??) The funny thing that pass through his mind was how well Jamie and Anna complemented each other, and how they were the best of friends (or are they??) from HMC till now. And after seeing and listening to Beautiful Lie by Shakira and Beyonce, Colourwolf though "OMG, JAMIE and ANNA!!!" (another person helped him in this process, he will not be named....or will he??)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtIHBRsy1lI

So from now on, according to George Kelly's personality construct theory, Colourwolf will always see Jamie and Anna as Beyonce and Shakira...(no perverted thoughts here.....or does it??)

Funny Thought no 2
The Fancy Schmancy Department of Psychology has hired 4 new student tutors, who strangely none of them are males. (Colourwolf NO 1 support this move and salutes HUC). So what Colourwolf thought after meeting them was, "hey, ok what? tak tua pun" (with this Colourwolf means that Colourwolf has a sinful idea in his mind). So then he thought "hey since the old Psychology Powerpuff Girls are leaving, we are promoting new powerpuff girls, and they fit nicely in coz they are so bubbly!!!" As some of you may know, Colourwolf made this up:-

Ms CWN: Blossom
J: Bubbles
Pat: Buttercup
****: Bunny (aka that sister the others made)

So now for the new one, he got this!!!!

***:Blossom
@@@: Bubbles
^^^: Buttercup

OF course Colourwolf will not publish the names. He doesnt want to risk a law suit man. He is Fking poor and wants to keep his ass a virgin till he marries. (not to a gay, so sorry Professor JASR). So Please forgive Colourwolf if you find it offensive and tell him to take remove this shit. But he wont give a damn anyway. But he might remove it!! HE MIGHT!!!!!!!!

Note: These thoughts happened during his Psy 207 Human Personality Exam...so u wil know how Colourwolf did in this exam.....