Something Colourwolf would not usually write

Well, sometimes Colourwolf is just a curious and sensitive person. He sees a lot and infer a lot, althought those might not be true, you should know. He knows what is going on, yet he acts cool to protect himself. It is not easy to become someone like that, you have to detach yourself from reality and encase yourself in logic and sometimes lies in order to reach this state.

He knows that you are suffering inside and trying to be strong, yet feeling guilty because you think it is your fault (or at least that is what he thinks). Colourwolf understands more but he just denies it. He wants a lot of people to be happy and free, but this wishful thinking is sometimes limited by the way he acts. He is sorry because he is walking backwards into his logic and lies, for he thinks that it is time for that to happen. Seeing you pretend and in pain torments him more than you think. Withdrawing seems to distant him and you more as you both hide more and more emotions from each other.

Hopes that he will be the last person that will see you cry and that you will find your happiness eternally in the end

310 Assignment

It is 3 a.m. Colourwolf was supposed to be studying. Instead, he decided to listen to some music and search for.....stuff. He then innocently stumbled upon this track he heard once on MTV, which was Snoop Dog's "Sensual Seduction". He got so fired up that he sidelined his studies (when his exams is 2 days away, and he barely started) and decided to make a parody of that to commemorate his team mates who did a great job for presentation. So, good job Jamie Khoo, NVM, Zyenn, Belle, and Twinggy on the presentation. And by the way, as usual, Colourwolf got by social loafing again by acting busy. HAHAHAH

Physical Attraction.

We don’t have much more time, (time, time, time)
He will stop us for POI
They’ll ask us really slow
like how yeast works on a dough

We just researched on
Physical Attraction.
We read journals on,
Physical attraction
We cannot define
Physical attraction
Physical attraction

We are thinking of Pak,
but we don’t agree, agree, agree
We like Chen et al,
And so does he, he he
Swami 05, is really a cheat, cheat, cheat
We read research till, we don’t have time to pee, pee, pee

We just researched on
Physical Attraction.
Physical attraction
Physical attraction
Physical attraction

Other groups took a punch,
when they were told that they sucked
And we got sucker punched…
When we got delayed to another time
On that day we were told, we were really pissed, pissed, pissed
And next thing you know, we did it next week, week, week.
The next thing he told us, is not to read,read, read
This song really quite sucky, coz it repeats, peats, peats…

We just researched on
Physical Attraction.
Physical attraction
Physical attraction
Physical attraction

(I can’t rap, so just add any gibberish here)

It was all for
310 assignment,
310 assignment (until end of time….)

Here is the original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSS_DY_z-Dc

PS: to whoever is offended by this, the writer is terribly sorry but he will not remove this post. so, repress and suppress la

Order My Teh

Colourwolf was diligently doing his assignment when the song "Have a Nice Day" by Bon Jovi played on my WMP. Due to the funny accent they have, instead of "have a nice day", Colourwolf heard "have a nice teh". Been watching a lot of Weird Al lately, so Colourwolf got inspired to make this parody instead of finishing his really hard to to assignment. So, please, sing a long

here is the original song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0FbGOy1vjo

here is the parody's lyric:

Order My Teh

Dey ! You wanna take my order or not!!!
Been waiting here for a really long time!
Ah Ne you don't so lan si ok!
Been raising my hand, whistling while calling your name,
How much is a Teh Tarik yang tak mau tarik,
Been trying to order since yesterday!!

Deey, if there's one thing I want to order,
It is my teh tarik,
Kurang manis dan kurang susu,
Buih nak lebih sikit.
Tarik tinggi tinggi,
Bancuh cepat cepat,
Problem is that you haven't got my order yet!
Hey Ah Ne you come here now, fast fast
ORDER MY TEH!!!
Order MY TEEEEEEH

Hey Ah Ne i finally got your attention,
I want to order my burger tak mahu sos.
The last time you brought my friend burger banjir sos
The sos spilled all over my friend's unprotected crotch
Got a dog's attention and he suddenly screamed!
His inch long sausage got carried away!!!

DEEEY if there is one thing i want to order,
Its burger tak mau sos.
I ain't risking my future marriage,
By having too much sauce.
Mayo banyak sikit,
Sos langsung tak mau
And dont forget what i really wanted.
Hey Ah Ne you come here now, fast fast
ORDER MY TEH!!!
Order MY TEEEEEEH

(Philharmonic orchestra solo)

DEYYYYYYYYYY

I got another thing i want to order,
It is my roti kosong!
I am broke from eating too much maggi.
My wallet dam the bo song!!
Kuah tak mau kari,
Dhall banyak sikit,
And dont forget what i really wanted.
Hey Ah Ne you come here now, fast fast
ORDER MY TEH!!!
Order MY TEEEEEEH
Order my teh

When i order my, indomie rebus.
Dont bring a plate of mee rebus
i say, Order my teh
Order My TEEEEEEH
Order My TEH!

Ps: Memang sebuah Mamak yang saya pergi

The President

As the new B.Psych Student Council of a certain university somewhere, Colourwolf decided to start his reign by creating an anthem for himself just to show off a bit. After going through the first few weeks of being Mr. President, he got misunderstood for being power crazy, but to him it was fine, he is a little bit (Maslow: This is called need for recognition). And also, a lot of people has been going to him to ask for favours like:

Please fix the chair (like he is the maintenance guy)
Toilet dirty (like he is the one of the very nice Mak Cik who cleans the toilet)
Carry chair for me please (like he is your slave)

with the excuse : You are president ma, must do all these.

being president of the council or a member for that matter does not make us your slaves to be ordered around. The council is there as a facilitator to make your life better. Also, The Council will take your complains and solve it with the correct authorities, not solve it ourselves like a slave.

One fine day Colourwolf was walking around and suddenly, he had a song playing in his mind. It was "Candyman' by a black guy whom Colourwolf doesn't know. So Colourwolf made this...

The President

Who can take your complains,
to the mighty Dean?
Who can run projects just for the fun of running it?
The President, (the president)
Oo the President can, (the president can)
The President can
and he will because he has only very little time (only 3 sems)

Who can run around
asking for opinions?
Who can start millions of committees for some work?
The President, (the president)
Oo the President can, (the president can)
The President can
and he will because council does not have enough manpower (no manpower)

The President,
Busy as he may seem,
Actually he very lazy,
Social loafing is his specialty,
His master is called Xhin Xin Xi....

Who can take a screw driver,
screw back all the chairs?
who can help you do all your work for you,
The President, (the president)
Oo the President can, (the president can)
The President can but he won't
because that is not part of his job (nothing to do with him)

The President,
Busy as he may seem,
Actually he very lazy,
Social loafing is his specialty,
His master is called Xhin Xin Xi....

Who has a lot of fine people,
in the Student Council?
Who can make council the best all the time?
The President, (the president)
Oo the President can, (the president can)
The President can,
only if the council does not vote him out ( OMG that's bad)

Oo the President can, (the president can)
The President can,
only if the council does not vote him out

This song is just a satire and please do not be offended by it. If you are, please go see the counselors stated in the letter to participants. Or better, here is a short song for u.

Who doesn't really care,
whether you offended or not?
Practicing his freedom of speech to the maximum,
Colouwolf, (Colouwold)
oo the Colourwolf doesn't care,
he doens't really care because he wrote this post the for fun of it (to make fun of you)

Tagged for no reason

Was bloody tagged for no reason. So to not cross the societal standards of bloggers, Colourwolf will do this tag...

Instructions: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

1. Why are you doing this?
Bored of studying…

2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
nothing

3. If you have a close close close close friend since childhood who loves to take away whatever you like, including guys/girls, and he/she always wins, will you still consider him/her your friend?
Best friend forever

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
No more tags

6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
Yes, I can hunt and forage in genting highlands

7. What are you afraid to lose the most?
my brains

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
make fun of poor people

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Trying not to

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
Alexa Goh- High SES, Above Average Intelligence, and nice to bully ( by reading the first 2, u should know I spend too much time studying psych.)

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
not a guy, animal, plant, inanimate object. Does not have STDs. Above average looks, preferably with boobs

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
Don’t hate anybody

13. What is your ambition?
Don’t have. In the moratorium stage. (Selva Raj, 2008)

14. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
Actions

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Me

17. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
be come more ganas because I am too nice

18. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
Colourwolf

19. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
I will be in Genting Highland’s Chin Swee Temple as a monk who occasionally goes gamling.

20. Do you think you get hungry because you’re cold, or cold because you’re hungry?
According to James Lange, hungry coz u r cold

Tagging: Uh, Choo Kok Yew (if he reads this)

BPSYCH Personal Inventory (aka Which Bpsycher are you?)

I wasn’t really free when I came up with this, but then I decided this is sooo worth it. Give it a shot and see if it is valid. Have fun!

Pick anything that u might use to answer. And you may choose more than 1. Write down the corresponding letter. If you have overlapping letters in the same question, count them differently (ie: Q1 you got 2 B, so it counts as 2 B) Total up in the end and see which one has the highest score!!!


BPSYCH Personal Inventory (aka Which Bpsycher are you?)

Your idea of a good time is

1. Reading a love novel (B, C)
2. Playing with your precious Mac or any cheap ass notebook you got (D, E, F)
3. Read journals and tech stuff (E, F)
4. Surfing for videos on youtube, downloading movies, and watching porn (D, G, I)
5. Play hardcore computer games (Dota, CnC, Warhammer, Football manager, Fifa) (E, F, D, G, I)
6. Blogging (A, C, E, F)
7. Religious stuff (reading the bible, thinking of God, questioning the validity of the Bible, creating your own religion) (A, B, I)
8. Thinking about hard questions (such as nature vs nurture) (F, I)
9. Listening to music by Switchfoot, Chemical Romance, Lost Prophets (C, D)
10. listening to music by Chinese artist (G, H, I)
11. Jalan Jalan shopping mall (A, B, C, D)
12. Play with your pet (J, A)
13. Go club, get drunk (C)

Your religion is…

1. Conservative Christian (A, B, F)
2. Christian (Christian and all, but go to church because I have to, don’t know God so well) (C, E)
3. Liberal Christian (Go to church if no hangover from last night) (C)
4. In my IC I am Christian (who is Jesus? That footballer from Mexico?)
5. Islam PAS style ( Tudung is compulsory)
6. Islam BN style ( Tudung is up to u) (D)
7. Buddhist (I know what is karma and sutra) (G, I)
8. Taoist (I pray to idols and that slab on the floor, and I pray to Datuk/Latuk) (G, H, I)
9. I came out with my own religion (I)
10. Lain Lain

Your SES..

1. High ( kaum kerabat)
2. higher middle (I have more than enough) (B, C, D, E, F, H)
3. Middle (ok la, so so la…if I save a bit then can go for holiday) (A, G)
4. Lower middle (I have to save a long time for that rm 100 shoe from Petaling street) (G)
5. Hobo (Aku miskin) (I)
6. Don’t bloody care (I)

Your working style

1. Delegator (I)
2. Social Loafer
3. Procrastinator (C,D,G,H,I)
4. Leader (lets get it done!! WOOHOO) (B, C, F)
5. Standalone ( you are in my way) (F)
6. Last minute (Eh, due yesterday meh?) (G, C, D)

You come reach college at

1. Before class (B, F)
2. Ngam ngam ( A, E, G)
3. late(C, D, H)
4. Strategically to avoid traffic jams (I)

You like to eat in

1. Maxis ( D, F, G, H, I)
2. Tapau from Maxis ( A, B, C, D, E, I)
3. In Between Sandwich (B, C, I, E)
4. Subway (C, D, I)
5. In CFP (E)
6. Sri Emas (no one likes that place)
7. EnC (jauh sial)
8. Wherever my friends go ( G, H, I)

hot or appealing person in class is

1. Kevin Soo (D, E, F, I)
2. Jamie Khoo ( A, C, I, E, F, G, I)
3. Ivy Chew (C, D,G, H, I)
4. Izmir Fariz (C)
5. Angelyn Wong (E, F, G, I)
6. Chiew Pui Kit (G, H, I)
7. Farah “Sugar”moydeen ( G, H, I)
8. My Girlfriend, others sucks (F )
9. My Boyfriend may suck, but he is still my boyfriend (C)
10. God says not to discriminate by looks ( B)
11. WHERE IS MY NAME???? (C, D, F)

After class you hang out in

1. One U ( B, C, D, F)
2. Somewhere in PJ (B, C , D, F)
3. Somewhere in KL (H, I)
4. Sungei Wang (H)
5. Lowyat or Digital Mall (E, F)
6. Anywhere my friends are (A, G, I,)
7. At home (A, G, I)

At your free time, you think about

1. Sex (D, G, I)
2. Money (C, G, I)
3. My potential/already boy/girl friend (C, D, E, F, I)
4. Exam grades (A, B, E, F)
5. God (A, B)
6. My pets (A, B)
7. DOTA! (F)
8. Anything that wanders in and out of my head (I)

When you got an opinion in class, you

1. Voice it out because it makes sense (B, C, D, E, I)
2. voice out UNTIL it makes sense (F)
3. diam diam ubi berisi (A, H)
4. tell the guy beside you like he cares (D, I)
5. Lecturer always right (H)
6. Zzzzzz What? What? Sorry I was sleeping during lecture (C, H)

COUNT the letters you got, and see which has the highest total. That corresponds to a BPSYCHER!!!

A= Anna Teoh

Budak kecil yang cute, you tend to stay at home cause you have something to do at home like feed your pets. You like animals and anything cute. Deep inside, you are not that simple. You belief that God did everything to aid you in your life and he loves you

B= Jamie Khoo

Nearly puritanical, God is the only truth in the world. You spend your time love novels and movies (mostly involving Brits). You score well in your exam, and you lead the pack even though you don’t want to. You are organized and all, but sometimes wants to be lazy

C= Xinch

Dominating and ganas at times, you are actually very nice and try to exert control only if you have to. You bitch around often because you care. You like emo music at times, and loves shopping for strange emo fashion.

D= Izmir

Softie at times, but very ganas on the inside. You don’t bitch coz you don’t care, You like emo music at times, and loves shopping for strange emo fashion.You lan lan si si coz got mac. Your girlfriend is most probably a C.

E= Edmund

You cinta girlfriend you mendalam, tapi cinta tech you lagi dalam. Other than Edmund, I would predict anyone who falls in this category as girlfriendless (no, your computer cannot be your girlfriend). You are organized and rajin, and you kinda sorta get good grades!

F=Ng Oon Yow

Like games. Likes to voice out opinion yang hebat-hebat. God is answer to some, but most answers lie inside you. Loves God, family, girlfriend, and all who are close to you, but tries to squash others with bear hugs and other physical attacks.

G= Tan Hua Fu

Hamsap no 1 Dunia, you look at girls in class like nobody’s business and then make review on them. Stays at home because no transport. But home is good, cause got a lot of AV.

H= Jason Tan Kin Wah
Sad case. You are not lala, but everyone say you are lala. Just because you look, walk, talk, smell like one doesn’t mean you are lala. You are a bit on the rich side.

I= I am Kok Wui

You are bloody lost and confused. Are you even on the right website?

Special Combinations

Izmir or Xinch+ Oon Yow + Edmund or Anna or Jamie= KEVIN SOO!!

Hua Fu + Jason= Tan Sek Hee!!

PLEASE GIVE WHO YOU GoT IN THE COMMENTS!