Sky Kingdom theme song

Young man, if u r feeling to free,
i said young man, if u r a polygamist,
u can go to,the Terenganu state
to meet up with people like u

Young man, if u r feeling sick,
i said young man, if panadol doesn't work,
or u got cancer, from too much gudang garam
the cerek is always there for u

Or u can go see A-y-a-h
U can always see A-y-a-h

he is Ayah Pin,
or also ariffin,
or whatever u call him

A-y-a-h
u gotta meet the A-y-a-h

He has got sky kingdom,
Foreigner students,
and also a big a tea pot

Jakim, u better stay out of this
i say jakim, u get ur butt out of this,
i say jakim, build more pretty masjid
just like the one by shah jahan

People, pls dun use ISA
I say ISA, is for terrorism,
u cant catch him, even if u will try,
he can vanish into thin air

Dun u mess with A-y-a-h
u dun mess with A-y-a-h.

he is spreading no cult,
just bringing in peace
thru cultural integration

A-y-a-h
u gotta let him be what he is

he's got 4 wives
legal in islam,
and also he prays 5 times!!!

ooh RAfidah,
if u r facing problems come la,

he will advice u,
on how to deal with Tun,
and all those AP problems

A-y-a-h
just meet a=y=a=h

he is ayah pin,
he will solve all ur probs
and then u can go on!!!!

My College Sucks

Just my ranting about my college, it sucks, and i m not going to risk being sued, so i will spare the details, so here goes:

My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks
My College Sucks

And it goes on..........

Chick of The Week

Knowing that many people won't be getting a Miss _____(please fill in the blanks), I have decided to give my own award, rather than giving it based on the looks and brains, I have decided to give it somebody who has special criteria. After a few weeks, then you will know the criteria. The chick of the week last week was:

Anna from H.U.C.: For being plain cute.
Description : Just for being the best in my whole class, yoong chuen was caught in her web for about 1 minute before returning to WLC.

Li Ven : for having a Paris Hilton body
Description: If anyone of you have seen The Simple Life(I believe none of you fall in this category) you WILL notice that PAris has a nice body but small boobs. Li Ven is nearly the same, but liven is special because she falls in the FWK's(fook, wai mun and kok wui) 4 part rules, which is the looks of Shook Lin, the Boobs of Suyin, and THE BODY OF LIVEN, and the attitude of Lih Theng. So now, we have Paris agaisnt our own Liven.

Jojo: Looking older than madonna...really, u look at her videos and she looks like she is 50.....with botox

Atomic Betty : plain cute....better than Anna, or anything u call cute.

Esther: coolest pic in friendster, updated, so not boring at all!!!!;-}

Clown Going For Degree in "Sin Ka"logy

After listening to wai mun, i realize that psychology is actually very abstract, thus "Sin Ka"(made up) a bit. The lecturer asked me,"What do you want a degree in?" and I answered"Sin Ka"logy". From That day on, Psychology in Help will forever be dubbed as SinKalogy, thanks to Clown.

PS: Clown said this to the Head Of Psychology of HELP, Dr. Goh Chee Leong, and The councellor of The Business department, Miss Lena Choong.

Clown Legend Strikes Back, and This Time In HELP

After 6 hours of sitting through a briefing in HELP "UNIVERSITY COLLEGE", I know finally have the wisdom, the answer, to Malaysia's biggest mystery. The reason, the factor, the answer, to why graduates with "honours" do not get jobs. They do not need it. They have gold in their mouth!!!!!!!!!!

Started of normally, where everybody was soooooo excited, then the lecturers starts to give their introduction. They begin the ever popular and cliche phase of speech, the " ASK THE AUDIENCE". "What do you want to be?" To make sure nobody knows that these freshmen has gold in their mouth, they shut it. The lecturers took desperate manouver to make them speak out. Only one clown made noise, the others, trying to keep the treasure in their mounth safe, chose to shut theirs. Then, the clown and his sidekick, went on with the session by making so much of noise, making merry along the way. Now this clown and his side kick is now popular as the Inferior Noise Making Duo. Which of course, the others did not say it, because the treasure in their mouth must be kept properly. The Duo, now the most popular clowns, went on with their studies.

Guess What? Your Aunty's/Mother's Cousin's Friend's/ etc Advice Is Worthless

We all hate it when our so called superior, aka "relatives", gives us so called good advices. Some loser's tell us how to get rich, while other flunkers teach us effective study methods. We meet them very often, and we wish that we have a way to shut them up. When we try to argue their points with stronger reason, they shut us back up with their authority, usually to close realtives, their superior age, and others, they bitch to your parents. So this is they part where today's blog comes in. I have face and whoop these problems many times, and why do I always win? Because I am a twister of reasons. And also I am soooooo much smarter and experienced than them. But how? They are so damned old, and they experienced soooooo much. The answer is, my friends, is that experiences can be bought.

What? I thought You can only buy sex service experiences, not those that those old guys have.
That is one of the freaking myth that the older people want you to think. You do not need to be old to be experienced. Books can be bought. Those are considered experience. Although you have never been through that, some one else have. So go buy a book or two.

What? They won't accept that? then use your brain to poke them where is hurts. If they are poor, poke thgem by telling them why they are poor. I learned that from Rich Dad Poor Dad. I go around telling those aunties why they will never get rich, and then they put on a sour face and then shuts up.

This is so much fun, when you can shut some thi kosong up. Hahahaha, so don't do around giving people useless advice unless you have done it and are successful. It just hurts the ear and leave a bad remark.

I Met My Love On Friendster, NOT!!!

Was logging on to friendster one day( I know, I condemned it, so what? it's free..), checking out whatever message i have,(all my friends online is also reality fiends) and then suddenly I got a...what was that again...oh, "friend request". This phrase is preposterous. I don't know who will want to request to be friends. Most of you online were just trying for "Hot Looking girl/boys request". Or maybe "I need a new boyfriend/girlfriend" So i just clicked on it, got on, and oh, shin yi. Personally I already know about.....4 shin yis in real life. But maybe it is one of them, so I accepted and asked her, " Which Shin yi are you?" Well, the answer was given and now I officially know Shin yis.....

That is not my point. The point will appear as you read on. After making sure who she was, I sent her this "SO, how far do you want this friendship to go?"

This is the question I ask to all Friendster users. You get a person as your "friend", but they just stay there as your friend. No message, no nothing, just stays there. Maybe some of of you would go and ask them out. But most of them just stays there.

And then there is the outcasts. from what Friendster says, make friends with everyone!! but i know some who paste their pics...and are not good looking, has no request. Yeah, that is true. Shallow ASSES.

So now i m on, on again to go against online friendship.....

Ads that have Gone Bad(updated)

It was a no wonder that Malaysian filming industry is still stuck somewhere in Timbuktu. Horrible ads were showed on TV everytimeyou turn it on. It was as if the creative team were so twisted that a deranged hyper active girl was a good PR. As if that wasn't bad enough, international ads did not escape the twisted surgeons of the Malaysian ad team. Sammi Cheng and some singer had their voice changed into some artillery and bomb loving psycho's. Piang piang and pom pom. Tank you creative team for making the my ad session a bore.

Horrible ads list(will be updated):

1. Most of the children snack ads. They feature some sad child and suddenly proving the snack deadly in sugar content by turning them into a jumping hyper active monster jumping up ad down. And most of the time some mascot appear and dance with them.
2. Some ads featuring Sammi Cheng, Jessica Hester Suen, and another star (i m not supposed to say which ad, or i will get my ass sued). They get horrible voice remake and as if they promoting weapons, they go piang piang and pom pom. I guess you know which by now.
3. The ad for a children show sponsored by a fried chicken selling company. They take a good clip from a cartoon and add in a chicken with suspenders making it "look" like the chicken is in "action" with them. From my point of view, the chicken is like an outcast character. He acts like he is in the action, but the main characters don't care whatever he is doing, much like a dork in the popular group.
4. All ads in Channel 34 of Astro, or Xing He. I don't know why, but i just hate all those bunch of crap. Especially the one with the clock and and thge couple eating. All the music sucks and they just can't do anything right, Some martial art crap and a twinkle stars later....hate became anger.

Racial Unity Is Strength!!!

Do not judge a blog by it's title. This article has nothing to do with promoting unity, just an update to my lost phone story and to show that racism is coming to an end in Malaysia. Our G is making such a progress that even thiefs supports anti racism.

It was one day at work when my friend called my lost number. Then after waiting and a bit of talking, he told me some chinese guy was using that phone. He asked me if I mistook a good guy for a crook. Certainly not, but i bet they are a gang.

See, we don't have to worry about racism in Malaysia. Crooks are helping us reach Wawasan 2020. There are Vision School projects (but I still see people wearing "Build Chinese Schools, not VIsion School" shirts in Kepong). So stop with the non racism propaganda, we are already bangsa Malaysia. Proof??:

1. We all know how to deal with traffic police the chinese way.
2. We all buy lottery tickets from indian direct sellers.
3. Toto, Damacai(that is crap) and Magnum is our national pastime.
4. We won't bet on Malaysia even if it is Mas VS Tranvestites from Thai in a football match.
5. The most popular deity is the Malay Datuk(yes dudes, he is a Malay, notice the songkok and baju Melayu)
6. We all hate the Malaysian Censorship Board.

The list goes on and on and on and on.........................................................

I Suggest Potong Tangan To Tangan Panjangs

Ok, profanities ahead....Please go away if you can't take it.This article is written with anger.

I was going home from work, in a freaking Rapidkl(which was freaking slow) numbered 56. Then as i reached the KL Stadium, some ass blocked the exit and caused me to be squeezed by the other freaking passenggers. Then it happened. Suddenly my Ngage QD, which was playing the mp3 hope "you will never grow old" by cranberries stoped singing. Little that i know some fucked up Malay bastards whose their mom forget to bring them up properly was taking my phone in the chaotic situation. it was only then when i touched my pocket that i knew my phone was gone. I began pressing the bell frantically, as the bus has not moved yet, but noooo, the fucked up bus driver who obviously failed his courtesy test(which he then bought it) Won't even open the door. Jack asssssss.

I got down the other station, ran back, and those bastards whose dad was a pimp and mother who was a whore was gone. MA CHau HAI.

Ok, as usual, now we start pointing fingers. We start with me. o, other than carelessness, nothing else. Then, the others:

Fucked up bunch of Malay Crooks who forgot that they were always saying about budi bahasa and Allah: These asses should be sent to hell by Allah for disgracing him and let them rot there. Abdullah and Nik Aziz should hunt them down and cut off their tangan panjang to shorten it and as a proof that the long arms of law is longer. They should also have haemorrhoids for the rest of their lives and their genitals rot slowly. May Allah,Jesus,Siva,Buddha(he will sure tell me about karma), Kuan Kong (hope his blade slices through them), and all other Gods in this world grant my wish. Thanks Big Guys. May them be fucked by a horde of Ah Kuas.

The Bus driver who do not know how to serve and bought his bus driving license:
I could have got my phone back if he would just opened the door, cause i saw those crooks grinning with their soon to be rottng mouth. But noo, I was too busy, so i will have to sacrifice you. As the verdict, he is guilty and should be stoned by angry bus riders to death.

The Malay Auntie that said "Iyelah, masa tolak tolak tu," when i said i got preyed:
Oh just shut up.

The crooks parents: Sorry for calling you pimps and hos, but still, you are disgraced by your son for you did not taught him well. If guys were dead long time ago, this goes to their caretakers.

The religious leaders: You have not done your work, so you will suffer a little.

In the end, machau hai to all the crooks.

An Apple A Day!!!

This is funny. We keep as promoting apples instead of durian or manggis to kids, poisoning their minds. I thought Adam and Eve were banished out of paradise, thus damning us to do good forever to gain access to heaven, because a freaking reptile asked them to taste the apple? Won't promoting apple bring us further away from the Almighty??

Quakes, Tsunami but We Still Get Our Party!!!

The world was shocked,as how Arafat would say concerning the 911 bombings if you still remember, by a tsunami that came crashing down on the coast of our friendly neighbourhood Indon that provided us with much leisure(u know, maids, in french maid uniforms), India and Sri Lanka and Penang(which proves reviving Penang was a bad idea, even worse is the ad) and some other insignificant areas (likePenang). And then the light side of humans started to play the major role, Presidents asking their countries to contribute, others collect money, and other aid they can get. Aunties and uncles start telling stories bout their friend's friend's adventure in Indon in good old coffee houses. As for me, i had no feeling about this. Years before, I was thinking that a huge massacre should happen to help reduce the human population and my wish was grated by the waters, but i still help out by donating. But my surroundings had an expected change. As usual, the I-Know-All-Therefore-I-Am-Superior starts telling people funny stories(being part of the Aunty Uncle Association, it is normal). Stories about fortune tellers telling people about the sea is predicted to swallow people la, "i m going to donate old stuff and cash la", and other stuff, you know the drill. Tv channels were changed from the usual Wah Lai Toi and people sacrificed their Annamalai and Kungumum to watch CNN's video clips of the tsunami. Now, usually you would expect people to be shocked by the scene and do not wish to see more of the videos showing death and destruction, they liked it. All the video clips was repeated again and again (for example that fat Indian lady weeping), but they still took it and gave their funny comments, like...(stated before). And they just couldn't get enough.

So to celebrate the death of the people and saving the governments monet, Pak Lah canceled the New Year party everywhere. But hey, Malaysians are born natural party animals. they showed their compassion by going to clubs so that they can console the Indon "friends"(SPG) by tipping and .....hoi, you know what happens next. Others who are less wealthy gang up and create our own tsunami of china-made fake snow and....happy strings (the names are stupid). I myself had a BBQ at home. Told you i was a sadistic ass.

Check out more of the party in my mentor's site http://www.mycen.com.my/duasen/010105_praty.html

As time goes on, this tsunami would prove useful in clearing out over-populated countries. Teachers have thought us about these countries and told me that this must be taken cared with (not the tsunami, the overpopulation). And thank you mother nature, we may finally see a drop in invading Indon immigrants being either :

1. Afraid of another tsunami hit while in the middle of the ocean trying to move their sampan towards Malaysia,
2. Job oppotunities in Banda Aceh as crenator, Namo Lou and other jobs related to death.

As for me, I see hope in this natural disaster. Chinese says water is money ma, so good la, money coming in. But they also say small money don't go out, big money cant come in, so please donate to the nearest donation centre.