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    Wednesday, December 26, 2007

    The Return of Colourwolf from Second Year, Second Semester

    Finally, Colourwolf was able to find some time to blog again after going through a SIOK!!! (aSsignments, colloquIm, prOm, Kaupeh) semester. As many have said:

    OMG, this semester is SOOOO HARD!!!
    I Hate this semester la
    I am so gonna FAIL!!
    I just got dumped
    I just got lucky
    Kok Wui, F u.


    this basically sums up the emotions about the semester for many of Colourwolf's coursemates. To him, he finally got a taste of University life. Now that is fun. He used people to get his assignments done, he manipulated lots of great people to do his chores. He acted weak to get to his goals. He applied Manipulative Psychology (Choo, 2007) and Applied Laziness (Ruck, 2000). He did not get a girlfriend. So that is how well it went for COlourwolf. He finally finds something challenging in University (other than the horrible jams they have...CHAU CIPAN!)

    Colourwolf wanted to blog about his life and the summary of the semester since he was missing for that period, but he got lazy again and decided to sum everything up. Writing this in Gurney Hotel in Penang, he is too lazy to post up PROM PICTURES or any pictures at all due to laziness to download (unlike you no lifes). So, if you are ready and willing, read up.

    Colourwolf started the semester motivated to get 2 A-, but ended up expecting 2B-, 2B
    He finally got his Recon Barricade.
    He used and manipulated a lot of people to get around this semester (it was mutual really...hehehe)
    He got a master (who is scary, and has cool talking keloid and abcess (tak tau eja))

    He won the colloquim presentation prize with his group of Master, Master's boyfriend, and Sex Slave yang tidak seksi

    Someone said he was hot
    someone said he was not
    Some called him a hot shot
    He played WoW a lot

    and some people thought he was in love
    Which is totally an assumption.

    And lastly, he co emceed prom. Which was a bloody success



    There you go. A summary of Colourwolf's semester. And as a last note. Please send ColourWolf the prom photos. He wants to see himself as a pixelated image.

    Wednesday, August 08, 2007

    A tribute to Namawee's Kuku (VERY LONG POST!! BE WARNED!!!)

    Colourwolf was on the net watching…uh…uh...videos! That’s right, anime videos online, when Mr. Artistic “Tenene”ed (the sound you hear when you get a MSN message) him.

    Mr. Artistic:Dey sohai, tengok ni, ada benda bagus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NczMNH0dbEQ
    Colourwolf: Ok

    The link was to a MTV (yes it is) made by Namawee, Negarakuku.As a self proclaimed patriot, Colourwolf was a little offended by the title, but he has experience with Namawee’s nationalistic videos, thus he withheld judgment and expected something that would promote the country.

    He was amazed.

    The video touched on a few things that you would expect uncles in the local mamak to be talking about while talking cock with their friends.

    1. Police in Malaysia being corrupt by taking “duit kopi” (coffee money) and them being nice to after you pay them. And also it helps make the people’s life easier. (Acknowledged by the Government and Pak Lah, read: The “Saya Anti Rasuah” campaign and Pak Lah’s earlier vows.)

    2. Laungan Azan in the morning to for morning prayers and how it helped Malaysians not be late for work (true in a lot of places, but Malaysians are still late…).

    3. About how the Chinese should not make noise about the certain discriminatory policies of the government. Instead, they should prove themselves as resilient and capable by working things out by themselves.

    4. How civil servants are slow and inefficient, for example, you have to wait from 0500 to 1730 to get your IC done. (Acknowledged by the Government and Pak Lah, read: “senyum” campaign and papers few months back.)

    5. About how peaceful and tranquil the Malay way of life is, slow and relaxed, not like the hectic and busy life of the Chinese, and how the Chinese are envious of such lifestyle. (Acknowledged by Tun M in his book “the Malay Dilemma” and also by Yasmin Ahmad in the movie “Sepet”, where she said “all Malays are lazy” (not true, look at Idris Jala, MAS airlines CEO and Izmir Fariz, Citibank’s Paper Shredding executive).

    6. About how Chinese Private High School students being unable to get a place in the Local Universities, how they should not be angry at the government, instead should go out and see the world, learn, and come back to help Malaysia grow.

    Colourwolf did not expect any Chinese fellow from a Chinese High School who is in Taiwan to be so patriotic. Look at Leatherhide. Memang tapau sampai balik rumah. Namawee did a great job in promoting Malaysian values in his own way. Look at the number of hits (400000) and positive remarks he got!!!

    But this happened:

    http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Wednesday/National/20070808090359/Article/index_html

    WTF??? The nothing to do and too free people is not happy with this and they want to investigate. (They lazy to work on other cases cause they are boring, so they kena tiu by judge, by being commented “SLOPPY SIAL KERJA YOU!!!”

    Here are some comments by the VIPs that we listen to and what Colourwolf think.

    Deputy Internal Security Minister Datuk Johari Baharum:

    "We will have to look at it first to determine whether he flouted the law. If he has, we will act against him under the Sedition Act."

    Colourwolf says:
    Dear Datuk, can Colourwolf refer to you as Pak Jo? It sounds so much nicer, like Pak Lah.

    He did not commit any sedition. He in fact promoted unity and tolerance! The Chinese has been complaining day in and day out on how about 70% scholarships and local universities seats are given to the Bumis (cause about 70% of the Malaysian population is Bumi, ah duh.) But Namawee defended the government and told the Chinese to strive and excel without the government’s aid, and in return for other favours that the government has done for us (such as free schooling, skim susu, dan lain lain), return to Malaysia and help Malaysia grow! This is a message that MILLIONS have tried to convey and Namawee helped to bring that message further out (read: graduates not coming back to Malaysia by staying in their new country).

    The comments on Islam are also not offensive, as he is trying to be satirical. He meant to comment in a good way about the laungan Azan, and how it helped in waking Malaysia up. The one about the peaceful and slow Malay lifestyle is being praised, and according to Namawee, everyone should envy that sort of lifestyle, especially hectic Chinese people who is on the verge of succumbing to karoshi. About the slow, steady, and non-confrontational lifestyle of the Malays, Tun M have support his in his book, The Malay Dilemma. So please, consider these facts Pak Jo, when you are making a decision.


    Deputy Youth and Sports Minister Datuk Liow Tiong Lai:

    "There are so many other ways to be creative. If he had used another song instead of Negaraku, nobody would be criticizing him."
    "He’s actually trying to reflect on what he feels about the situation in the country. As a young person, he has his ideals, but he should protect the country’s honour and defend symbols like the national anthem."

    "He seems patriotic, but needs guidance to show his patriotism in the proper way,"

    Colourwolf says:

    Uncle Liow, you memang banyak comment. Haha. Colourwolf personally have a mixed stance on this. Yes, maybe Namawee should not have used the national Anthem; MAYBE he should have used Keranamu. But then, how many people can sing Negaraku like him? Look at the people singing it in schools. Principals have to stop and say:

    “Dey, nyanyi dengan semangat sikit. Kalau tidak you nyanyi lagi” (sing it with more passion, if not, you sing again.)

    Even if he had used another song, it would not have reflected on the country. And to foreigners, they might think that KeranaMu Malaysia is the anthem of Malaysia if he used that! And what proper guidance does he need? He is showing his patriotism even when he is in Taiwan. How many Malaysians you see proclaiming their love for their country when they are miles away? And from the song, he is coming back to serve the country!Anyway, Colourwolf thinks you made a point in your second comment. Hahaha. Good one Uncle Liow

    Summary

    Just like what Namawee said in the beginning of his song, his words are like the durian, hard and spiky on the outside, soft and nice on the inside. It is true that he used a few profanities in the song, but he did it to make the song attractive. Compared to Colourwolf and the various types of uncles talking cock in the mamak, that is nothing. He also just presented a few issues that are acknowledged by the government (check the references Colourwolf included), and not raising bad issues or attempting to start a riot. We do not need the Sedition Act in this. These issues have been the talk of the town for years, and uncles in the local mamak talk about them with more anger and frustration but no means to help control these problems, unlike Namawee who used his song to tell the Chinese to just work harder and help the country grow. In fact, the Sedition Act should be used on these uncles instead (just a joke, do not take seriously, Colourwolf do not take any responsibility if this happens)

    And as a democratic country, Malaysia has the freedom of speech. And with the Government trying to promote an image that contrasts the control China has on their bloggers and the Net, let Netizens speak out. Namawee sang and spoke objectively, not like some idiots who twist facts and cincai shoot out anything without thinking and giving proof. Prove to the world that Malaysia is truly democratic and CUN!

    And please, let him finish his studies before you pull him back. He has shown his willingness to help the country, and if you pull him back, Malaysia will lose an asset. Let him be done with it, and when he comes back, lets see what he does before we becomes judges on who is errant. (Anyway, from his song, he obviously is not sponsored by the government)

    So, let Namawee do his thing. This song should be left alone. There is no better way of promoting patriotism than letting the Patriot sing out his love for his country. If we are truly advanced, we are able to listen to the song critically and not just judge it for what it seems.And also,

    PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ACTION ON COLOURWOLF FOR THIS POST!

    Like Namawee, he is poor and defenseless, and is just channeling his views in a safe and conducive environment…

    PS: To any readers who want to repost this in their blog, go ahead, this it the only post Colourwolf allows you guys to copy and plagiarize. Or if you think that he is wrong, comment to let him know.

    Thursday, July 26, 2007

    Nokia inspired by the PEOPLE....of Motorola

    Another fine day, Colourwolf was looking at NST when he saw the news saying that

    People Are Nokia's Main Inspiration.

    They were talking about their new phone, Nokia N76





    Unless you have been living in Kampung Ulu Dalam's pedalaman, you would notice something. The similarity it shares with Motorola Razr (What Fking spelling is this) V3





    Either it is just Colourwolf or was Nokia's true inspiration Motorola? Or does Nokia only consider Motorola the people??? He is currently expecting a lawsuit or something to appear some day.


    He mean, LOOK at the bulge at bottom of the phone! The Flatness, the extra screen on the top shell, the button layout!!!



    Just for some fairness and justice, N76 has it own style...Just like that China brand Chaiiiina made car....which Colourwolf will keep a secret on which Chinese car (hint, a fruit on top of a cake). Wait, have you guys heard the controversy about that Chinese designed car???

    Wednesday, July 25, 2007

    Environmentalist Cipan

    So one fine day, Cipan Wolf decided to watch a video that has been in his hard drive for a long long time, but he did not manage to watch it because he had things to do (such as lying down, thinking bout Beautiful Liar, Watching TV). That video is none other than the infamous documentary about global warming, The Inconvenient Truth (BM translation: Tidak Mudah Punya Kebenaran)




    After watching this, CipanWolf (an environmentalist already) experienced this crap known as group polarization. He felt extra environmentalistic, cause he fears that he might have to live until the day the next Ice Age and great flood and all sorts of shitty environmental disasters come. He began to think (he doesn't do this often0:

    If that day comes when Greenland melts and the world is flooded, He would have to be damn rich to survive (hard to do)

    If the world becomes to hot to live in, people will die, and CipanWolf would feel sorry for those poor people


    Cipan Wolf should die young so that he does not have to go through this



    Cipan Wolf should do something so the world as we know it won't end at summer 2050 (where he will be 73)


    So like that la, he came out with these vows to help protect and cure the environment

    He will recycle...things that remember that he can recycle

    he will reduce CO2 by planting trees in his future mansion...and not tile the area around the house like some idiots that did not know doing that causes their house to heat up

    He will NEVER buy "The ****"(a certain newspaper) because it is filled with crap. (1 section of news with a lot of ads, 2 sections of ads nobody reads, Met** which is more crap and ads, **** Two which is comics and crap...)

    He will try not to use the air cond so often

    He will reduce the temperature in HUC

    He will start eating beef because cows cause global warming by farting



    He will stop farting

    Pressure China and US to stop producing so much CO2 from burning fossil fuels, especially China ( I have a thing against CCP (If you are a CCP spy/assasin/fan, please ignore that)

    He will make more vows and TRY to fulfill them

    To those who have not watch it yet, go get the documentary through whatever your means are (bit torrent la, apa lagi), and find out what is this crap about. To those who are caring for the environment, you are a bunch of sissies with a cause ( Cipan Wolf is different because Cipan Wolf is just making sure he dies before he sees it. Please people, for his sake, please grow up and take care of the temperature of the world.

    Tuesday, July 24, 2007

    I Banged My Car

    One fine day, ClownLegend decides to sit in front of his laptop to check his MSN, as well as see if anything funny was about to happen. And it happened. A certain MSN friend of his "banged" her car...

    And then on Friendster, another friend of his again "banged" her car.




    Not that Clownlegend is laughing at anyone on particular (by the way, he is), you just can't simply "bang" a car. For guys, how are you going to stick it in? (Keyholes, exhaust, muffler) How on earth are girls gonna get some fun out of the car? (gears, Handbrakes, ETC)

    ClownLegend then began to think, who came out with this horrible use of vocabulary. Usually in the case of a car, you hit something or something hits you, or you get into an accident. Or maybe another car BANG IN TO your car or vice versa.

    Then smart people began to "bang" their cars and boasting on the net.

    Girl 1: Hey, i banged my car
    Boyfriend: that Mother F*****, that is my girlfriend, DAM YOU PERODUA MYVI!

    or

    Girl 2: Hey I banged my car
    Paris Hilton: Now that's totally HAWT, we should make a video of that

    ClownLegend does not know how to end this, either by a Kempen Kesedaran Bahasa or laugh silly, so he would just end for now.....bang car...what nonsense.


    Here's some midget Car Banging action...

    ColourWolf wants Attention

    People might think that ColourWolf is contradicting himself by doing the following

    Returning to Blogging
    Changed his blog layout
    Added a chatter box (for some strange reason, he doesn't even blog often)

    There is a reason tho. It seems that people actually make money by advertising in their blog. Thus they go all out and make their blog eye catching, nice, interesting, funny, crappy, a wholeloadacrap, bimbotic energy release, a bitch community, anti bitch community dan lain lain

    So , if people actually do make money by writing crap about their life, ColourWolf should be one of them right? After he is:

    (sila isi tempat kosong dengan perkataan yang sesuai/please fill in the blanks with suitble words)

    So here he goes. He needs money to buy his toys (Transformers movie Figure, Blackout) and money so that he can die in peace.

    Problem is, now that he has done all these crap...who would wanna advertise on this crappy blog? And how does he track the number of people who actually reads his blog? F!!!!!

    Now his money making scheme has all been crushed...

    Wednesday, July 11, 2007

    Colourwolf was Bored

    As the two warring factions try to end each other’s existence, two leaders were burdened with the responsibility of leading their army to victory. This is a war between two armies, two leaders, and one goal, to obtain the OWNAGESPARK from each other’s bases!!!

    On one side, the army has a direct strategy of war and life, the Cipanbots, lead by their leader, Hustimus Crime (although his name has the word Crime, he has not commited any crime, other than Hustling and Downloading songs, movies, porn, and other material online.)


    Hustimus Crime
    Optimus Prime, see the diff?

    And on the other side, the DeceptiChans, ruled by fear, loans and authoritarian loyalty, MegaChan rules his army with an iron fist, accepting nothing but blind obedience!!! MegaChan, not Megatron


    Megatron, not Megachan

    This is the story of the infamous “Battle of Wizz”, which took place in the dark land of Kepong Baru. As the army clashed, MegaChan and Hustimus Crime showed no mercy and started PAWNING NOOBS!!!! As MegaChan runs amuck in the ranks of the Cipanbots, Colourwolfotron shouted “ITS MEGACHAN! RETREAT!!!” (in the movie, one part Jazz said the same thing) Who will win, who will lose, who knows. As the war continues, much resources will be sacrificed to the land of Wizz…(to be continued)

    By the way, Colourwolf knows that you guys want to know who is who in this real life reenactment of Transformer wars. So here goesDeceptiChans
    Taukey= Tauzy
    Frenzy (because your voice is like him, and both also taukey.
    Mr. Hoh= Ho-scream!
    Starscream--Loyalty to dailou never dies!!! Especially in dota when u KSed him and said ‘teamwork”
    SilverFyre= Bak Eater
    Bonecrusher—Your claws grab meat one….
    Sotong= Black INK!
    Blackout= instead of helicopter blades, you have sotong tentacles.

    CipanBots
    Cacing= Leather Hide
    Ironhide= both also Ngau hai
    Beruang= Bumblebear
    Bumblebee= sama sesohai and se-cute
    Turtle= Tiuchet
    Ratchet= both also healer…satu guna lazer, satu guna divine light.

    Saturday, July 07, 2007

    Day of Funny Thoughts.

    The Colourwolf always has funny thoughts, but this time, he decided to share it in his blog. Please be adviced that what you might read or see here will be very offensive and not suitable for your eyes....so go away.

    Funny Thought No 1

    So today Anna gave Colourwolf a little book (Colourwolf thanks the Anna). And that book is about Christianity. No, Colourwolf is not converting nor is he being influenced by others (or is he??) The funny thing that pass through his mind was how well Jamie and Anna complemented each other, and how they were the best of friends (or are they??) from HMC till now. And after seeing and listening to Beautiful Lie by Shakira and Beyonce, Colourwolf though "OMG, JAMIE and ANNA!!!" (another person helped him in this process, he will not be named....or will he??)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtIHBRsy1lI

    So from now on, according to George Kelly's personality construct theory, Colourwolf will always see Jamie and Anna as Beyonce and Shakira...(no perverted thoughts here.....or does it??)

    Funny Thought no 2
    The Fancy Schmancy Department of Psychology has hired 4 new student tutors, who strangely none of them are males. (Colourwolf NO 1 support this move and salutes HUC). So what Colourwolf thought after meeting them was, "hey, ok what? tak tua pun" (with this Colourwolf means that Colourwolf has a sinful idea in his mind). So then he thought "hey since the old Psychology Powerpuff Girls are leaving, we are promoting new powerpuff girls, and they fit nicely in coz they are so bubbly!!!" As some of you may know, Colourwolf made this up:-

    Ms CWN: Blossom
    J: Bubbles
    Pat: Buttercup
    ****: Bunny (aka that sister the others made)

    So now for the new one, he got this!!!!

    ***:Blossom
    @@@: Bubbles
    ^^^: Buttercup

    OF course Colourwolf will not publish the names. He doesnt want to risk a law suit man. He is Fking poor and wants to keep his ass a virgin till he marries. (not to a gay, so sorry Professor JASR). So Please forgive Colourwolf if you find it offensive and tell him to take remove this shit. But he wont give a damn anyway. But he might remove it!! HE MIGHT!!!!!!!!

    Note: These thoughts happened during his Psy 207 Human Personality Exam...so u wil know how Colourwolf did in this exam.....

    Saturday, June 30, 2007

    A Change of Style

    After having punished for not updating my blog, i decided to continue blogging for fun. (one of the reason being i want to be popular). So this time, i will go for a change of style. All blogs out there that i have seen tell stories from a first person perspective, like

    "I suck and I am an emo" (Izmir, 2006)
    " I am Jaz, and i love cheeeeezzzzz" (eric wong, 2007)

    so i thought

    "hey, since everyone is telling a story in a boring way, i will do it my style, bitches (an influence from Dave Chappelle)"

    So from the next post on, i will instead be telling my story from a third person perspective, like,

    "Colouwolf then picked up that item and turned to god"
    or

    "Colourwolf got smacked for saying that by Jamie and the Spanish Inquisition'

    But then, one of the problems i have is tooo many names, which actually depends on roles i play in that story. So for you people who want to read this blog in the future, please memorize this list of names I will use for this blog (of course i will not use my real name, bitches, i have to protect my privacy, not like i am that girl who is an attention ho down south. Yeah you know who you are, little falling snow).....

    Colourwolf
    Clown Legend
    Lagenda Badut
    Serigala
    Robert
    Bob
    Sweet Honey Pie (this is a fucked up name Mutiaraly gave to me)

    the list will be updated

    and hey, i need a camera to make this fun, anyone wanna sponsor me an easy to carry camera phone with at least 3.2 Mp camera? malas nak lug a camera around la.....

    Monday, April 30, 2007

    Secret to Hot Chickness

    After going to CC a few times, and having Jeremy Soh tell me to look where i should look, i finally found one of the truth Buddha did not see in his time. He might found the road to enlightenment, but i found the way to Hot Chickness. It is a step by step process, and it is kinda simple actually. No, wearing less clothing is not the way, but one of the necessity, and your little piece of cloth have to MAKE SENSE. Advanced Hot Chicks may be able to find their own way coz they are hot already. This is for beginners. Please not that the way you look now doesn't matter, as when you are done with these steps, you will earn the gaze of many. (and you gals say guys are perverted when they look at you)

    Straight hair. It is compulsory. NO, natural straught hair won't do, you need to do some rebonding and straightening.

    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXS baby tees. Preferably so tight that you might die of suffocation. Better if u can wear an anaconda bent on killing you. But it had to be white and see through so that people can see your delicates. (question: If girls do not want to be looked at Hamsaply and wants to keep their decency, why do they buy specially coloured and lacedbras and show them off? wouldn't a plain thing do?)

    Short uh...cloth to cover your down there. same as above, shoter the better.

    And there you go, go ahead and try it. Then go home and get scolded by dad for publicly displaying the product which your dad and mother and mother wanted to be proud of after being gawked at by Jeremy and Fook.

    PS: this is totally a joke and meant no harm....or does it?

    yeah, a joke. I do not know about this. What is this article? HMm, some one hacked into my account, BLASPHEMOUS!

    Thursday, March 15, 2007

    Damn true...Hahahaha



    Saw this in Kingsley's gaytard blog (no offense). I just had to try it to see if it is true. Well, it is damn true!!

    Tuesday, February 13, 2007

    Some Memories Should Be Forgotten


    Do you remember the first time when you doubted your sexuality?? I dont think these guys do... Now, being a good critical thinker (read: did not get HD for Crit think due to screw up) we should CRITICALLY examine this picture..

    Izzy is in heaven.
    his hands is around King's waist
    They are both emo and lonely.

    Therefore......(add conclusion here)

    Thursday, February 08, 2007

    Boss Level Monsters/Semi Gods

    I got bored, so i came out with this list of people who has achieved a level of influence where they are given or has laid claim to an area as theirs. These people might and might not be gang-related, but I do not think this entry will cause any gang related crimes. These people have in born qualities or someway or another worked their way up to this level, and they should be treated as the last LVL 99 boss in a RPG game. unless you are Uber cool equiped with Lvl 100 Ultima Weapon, please do not piss them.... especially the guy who claims that nuns carry dual berettas....

    Hustler/Dragon king Choo Kwok Thye
    Area: Bangsar and nearby area
    Method of claim: Praise and worship from public
    Famous quote: WTF, why am I in this fucking list

    Hustress/ Yang Maha Mulia/ Dragon Queen/ Teh Swee Boon
    Area:DJ
    Method of claim: Classified, cannot type coz of those silent agents with snipers
    Famous quote:Tiu (a once in a lifetime quote by her)

    Edward Chan aka Loan Shark, Burung, Yuri, Yi Long San, Third Eye, Tai lou
    Area:Kepong
    Method of claim:Nearly everyone in this world owes him money, including Bill gates and your dad
    Famous Quote: Nuns carry dual beretta

    Badger/Kacang Hoh Yoong Chuen
    Area: NKVE
    Method of claim: Self proclaimation by saying “I am the DK of NKVE, NKVE is my mountain' bitch”
    Famous Quote: "Oh Oh Oh Oh" while furiously clapping away

    Dodo Chin Hwai Li
    Area:Cheras
    Method of claim: being a well known TVB entertained and conferred the title "姐" or elder sister.
    Famous Quote: Choo Kok Wui, I tell you don't call me DODO anymore!!!!

    Lou Sai/Boss/ Fung Kwong (Rich)/ Fung Sang Sui Hei Lem Chern Jiang
    Area:Taman Putra
    Method of claim:Being respected as an Emo
    Famous Quote: I not fung kwong la (this does not prove that this blog lies)

    Colourwolf/ClownLegend Choo Kok Wui
    Area:Penchala Link
    Method of claim: Marked his territory by Pissing in a nearby tree near Mont Kiara-Penchala link toll
    Famous Quote: Mahai, hou lan kap (before running to that nearby tree)

    Things I learn From Talk Cocking in Mamaks

    These are infinite wisdoms and universal truth that must be held as principles of life. Thou shalt respect these wisdom because they come from the ultimate act of sacrifice, aka "Talk Cocking" in mamak.

    1. Roman Catholic monks carry dual Berettas, and you should not piss them off. (Edward Chan, aka Yuri, aka Burung, aka Birdie, aka Loan Shark, aka Tai lou, aka Sharp)
    2. Roman Catholic monks have AKs under their robe. (also by Ed)
    3. Edward can always headshot you with an AK within 3 shots.
    4. Kagenn studies in Armpit UC
    5. Jeremy Soh is a paitiam
    6. so is everyone else
    7. Kwok Thye is a Hustler, and that shall not be questioned
    8. Hustress is protected by snipers who will shoot anything that comes too near to Hustress, and they are every where....
    9. Boobs are not everything
    10. but they are something
    11. when devouring banana, people around you should start clapping and chant "oh, oh, oh......"
    12. Limau ais and Teh O' Ais limau can make you high in Ali
    13. Yeow Yang will always be a cow
    14. those that read my blogs are either "paitiam"s or fans of me

    Saturday, February 03, 2007

    HELPhammer 2k

    While indulging myself in my obsession with Warhammer 40k: Dark Crusades, I suddenly got the idea that HELP students are at war too and they have special groups of people in each course that shows different abilities. So i came out with this unit list(coz I have no life). This is only for BPsych, others course can wait a bit.


    Helphammer 2k unit list
    Bpsych
    Quote by Kwok Thye : "wah, thses people never sleep one ah? Like new york"

    Bpsych students are a hyperactive bunch. Their energy and morale are limitless, and they seem to enjoy being tortured with all assignments and student activities

    Psycho Students
    These basic units make up the main army of the Psycho army. They are masochist, enjoying the pain and suffering of assignment and student activities. Armed with their insane amount of energy, these warriors never sleep for the sake of their course. Although they are weak, their morale is insanely high, and when they come in a pack, you can kiss your department Goodbye

    Abilities

    Masochism (passive): when hit with Assignment, Student Activity and Lecturer skills, all Psycho Students gain higher morale and a temporary invulnerability. After that, they will receive 2 times damage because the assignment is finished.

    Power of the pack: Morale and HP increase with the number of Psycho students.
    They are lead by Hyperactive students(sergeant unit), who are stronger

    Arccade members
    These units are specialized in dealing with children and also very efficient is having programs and games that will affect the morale of enemy units and themselves. They are much more crazier than normal psycho students, as they have higher morale and hp. They have trained themselves to become really strong as a group, with abilities to heal each other. They enjoy spending time with their mentees, and this increases their ability in combat (it is argued that some of the members are practitioner of the secret martial, Paedo, which is championed by Michael Jackson)

    Abilities

    Mentees : using their mentees as a source of support, they increase their Attack and Defense as well as their regeneration rate by 2 fold, but they will lose their abilities after 2 HH hours as their program is over.

    Random Program : A chance of using either Fun program ( increase morale of ally units) Boring program (all friendly units lose morale) or DOWN RIGHT SHITTY (all friendly and enemy units die of boredom)

    HELP each other: Accumulated with other units with this ability. The more units with this ability is nearby, the higher regeneration for these units
    Planning: temporarily increase chances of getting fun program.
    They are lead by group leaders (sergeant Units), with the ability to Have Meetings( increases potency of Planning)

    PSG
    These units are the main assault team of the Bpsych army. They charge without thinking to the enemy in order to influence or kill them. With their crazy amount of energy and morale, nothing can stand in their way
    Abilities
    Show us the way: with the presence of a Facilitator, their morale with not be reduced.
    HELP each other: Accumulated with other units with this ability. The more units with this ability is nearby, the higher regeneration for these units
    They are lead by Facilitators

    Heavy students (appears individually, mini heroes)
    Oon Yow (aka Biggie Spice)
    The unit with second most HP, Attack and Defense, this massive unit brings death and destruction to any smaller units nearby by either crushing them, debating with them, or calling them cute names. His intelligence gave him a very special power, Random Influence, which either increases the ally units morale by 2 times, or cause their morale to weaken till every unit kills him. (he is retrainable.)

    Jamie Khoo
    CF member extrodinaire, she increases the morale of teams she is attached to. Unless that team has girls in it. She has the ability to heal units, if they are guys or angels.

    Kok Wui
    no one knows why is he here (due to the writers ego)

    Lecturer Units(hero units)
    DR Goh
    Ambitious and Long sighted. His ability, Pep Talk, has the ability to increase all units morale and has a chance to convert enemy units. Although vertically challenge, he is a worthy opponent with his charisma,

    Ms Winnee (Everyone's personal fave)
    Combat power are limited to due the fear of germs. However, her psychic and what might be the most powerful ablity in BPSCYH, "Question 1", has the ability to decrease enemies unit morale and stun them until they find themselves a piece of Winnee sized paper.

    Dr NG
    She will use her humanistic approach to psychology to HELP all units…. Her ability to put humanism in to all units, AKA Pacify, causes all attacking units to be so touched that they stop fighting, making them sitting ducks

    Dr Brendan
    Santa with guns, nuff said.