DO NOT READ IF YOU CANNOT TAKE A RACIST JOKE

Today, Knowolf was driving out for a RM10 mixed ECONOMY rice in Taman Muda when he heard someone's name on the radio. So this certain someone is exceptionally famous in the Malaysian Tax Accounting/Auditing World, and as we know, the only people who can reach that type of status in Malaysia is a Chinese because:

1. The Chinese are money minded.

2. They are also the best in anything business related.

(Please consider the fact that the Chinese are the first in snapping up all the ASM units compared to the Malays who were to lazy and Indians who are to drunk*)

Now this once upon a time Knowolf had to survey lecturers for his thesis project, and this certain celebrity not only refused (Knowolf totally respected that), he slammed the door in Knowolf's face without saying anything. This person has written famous and well cited tax related accounting books, highly intellectual, and has great command of English, yet has the courtesy and politeness of a angry in heat alpha baboon whose partner was having an affair with the weak juvenile baboon from another pack.

Now contrast this person with this other person. During the same project, Knowolf went to IIUM (if you really want to know where, google it) and went to the Department of Arabic Studies. There was this Malay lecturer who was an expert in Arabic language, and yet had poor command of English. Although Knowolf said it is okay if he rejected to participate (total respect for consent), this lecturer insisted that he helped out even though he explicitly said that his English is poor. He tried his very best to answer, and did not hesistate to ask questions. He even offered Knowolf a candy after the survey. Halfway through, a Middle Eastern lecturer walked in to borrow a "kamus" (Malay and Arabic for dictionary, the only word Knowolf could understand) and spoke in Arab so well that Knowolf thought he had a lot of phlegm in his throat.

Contrasting this two person, both lecturers and professors locally, any wonder how Knowolf is a racist? You see, come on!!!

The Chinese guy fits perfectly into the Lansi, Kiasu, Money-minded Chinese stereotype.

The Malay guy with the ramah-mesra and the sweet-tooth.

HOW CAN KNOWOLF NOT BE RACIST!!! 1MALAYSIA, Beribu Warna!!!!

Disclaimer: The author realizes that there is use of racist stereotype in this post to invoke humour and thought, but not to disrupt racial harmony. The examples in this entry is a personal experience, and has not taken into account the mental and physical state of the person involved during the experience. The author hopes that everyone can laugh about it and not end up sharing a cell with Teresa Kok under Race Relations Act, only to be released at the next Prime Minister's installment.

*= only for comedic effect, not a true reflection of the people who are labled such races. These characteristics are synthesized from mamak jokes.

Things Knowolf Know After Playing Pet's Society

Although not convinced Pet's Society is the right term to use for the program (the pets are incapable of forming a society, they are just avatars), Knowolf is in fact hooked on it because he has a weakness for leveling and grinding. However, through the game, he has learnt how to be a good butler, asshole of a friend, cute prostitute, diva of a bimbo, and big spender because he has learnt that:

1. Visiting your friends gets you money (much like borrowing relatives). Kissing them is the fastest way of making extra money...

2. Gay Pride is a-ok!!!

3. Your pets get an orgasm when u rub, brush, or clean them.

4. Every pet is a professional athlete.

5. Like Merryl Lynch and Lehmann Brothers, the bank encourages you to get more money from them and spend it all.

6. Unlike Merryl Lynch and Lehmann Brothers, the bank make money from that.

7. Throwing tantrums get your the food you want.

8. Some owners are serious crazy and love their pets.

9. Fighting is cute, funny, gives you money, and should be encouraged.

BEST OF ALL

10. Skin colour does not matter, whether you are yellow, black, white, brown, blue, magenta, turqoise.....Muhibbah beb.

So, thank you pets society for adding knowledge to Knowolf's library...

Colourwolf is Changing to Knowolf

Yes, the title says it all. The title Colourwolf from today on will be replaced by Knowolf due to:

1. The increasing number of people who is using Colourwolf/Colorwolf as their internet nicknames. (try googling or searching for that name in that popular social networking website, you will realize it does not refer to the person writing this entry.

2. To reflect on the fact that the person writing this entry has more KNOWledge than the other 色狼 out there.

As you may have already know, the name Colourwolf was a literal translation of 色狼given to Clownlegend to honour his personality. But it seems to be losing its own uniqueness slowly since 2002 when the name was first given, and it seems to be time for the title 色狼 to regain its former lusture.

Instead of changing the spelling or adding hearts or anything lala on that name, Clownlegend decided to play with the pronunciation this time. 色 (colour) sounds like 识 (know). The reason this word is chosen is because it shows that Clownlegend knows more than the other people who declare that they are 色狼s out there (excuse the inflation of ego, but considering Clownlegend's achievements and the typical guys who sit in CCs randomly adding people on their MSN through Friendster, Clownlegend reserves the right to do so ). And 狼 will not be changed since that is bloody normal anyway. So there you go, a new name to refer to Clownlegend by...

识狼 =Knowolf (the w is taken out for it is redundant in the pronunciation,and because it is too long to type)

By the way, yes, Knowolf did see people in the cc going through people's obsolete social networking website and adding people to their online messenger just because their pics look good on that obsolete social networking website. Then they tried to chat up the girl, by acting busy with "work" and official business, potraying a rich and busy status. Knowolf though "wow, he must be a busy manager or something" too. Turns out he might just be selling DVDs in SS2 on monday.

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Of Bloody FacadeTome and Annoying Questionnaires Share

t wasn't that annoying at first,
In fact it was quite fun.
Doing all the quizzes,
When there is nothing to be done.
And then when it buzzes,
it buzzed really loud.
Everyone wanted
to be nicely tested.
And then my facadetome was spammed,
by unworthy dirt.

And now it is really annoying,
to see the quizzes pop out.
This is what hell is like,
for serious psychometricians.
All you people,
forgot about validity.
And that is why,
All the quizzes are going crazy

I challenge all of you,
to prove the validity.
Costruct, Face, and Predictive,
Just show the stats to me.
And if it really works,
I recommend you keep it.
You could be making millions,
Selling your bloody quiz!